Scotland
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Scotland is the magical land of haggis,[1] [2] kilts and golf. A rebellion of commoners, led by Australian Mel Gibson, won independence from England in 1995, winning Gibson an Academy Award.
Famous tourist attractions in Scotland include Nessie, Sir Walter Scott's birthplace, and J. K. Rowling.
Common misconceptions about Scotland are: that it originated Scotch (the sublime beverage), ScotchTM transparent tape, and Scott paper towels; and that it has been inhabited for over 10,000 years.[3]
Scotland was described as a "dark land overrun by homosexuals" by noted international vigilante Pat Robertson.
[edit] Footnotes
- ↑ Great chieftain o' the pudding-race!
- ↑ Americans can only purchase "homegrown" or imitation haggis
- ↑ 8500 B.C.??? Let's not make up dates here
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