Turkey
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Turkey is either a European country in the Middle East, or a Middle Eastern country in Europe, or a large bird that tastes yummy when stuffed and slowly roasted.
Turkey is a modern democracy in a region that is usually home to despotic theocracies kingdoms or one-party states. There is a high level of support for its secular constitution. Luckily, being non-American and non-Christian, they don't have to worry about Thanksgiving and Christmas catering arrangements
In Turkey (the country) turkey (the bird) is known as hindi in order to avoid confusion.
Perhaps this oasis of democracy will infect other Middle Eastern, largely Muslim, countries once the United States is finished blowing up everything in sight. However, it seems thanks to US support of military coups and right-wing governments, Turkey is one of few completely secular countries where Fundies actually have a shot at power.
For those who eschew the consumption of meat, Tofurkey® is a viable option.
Benjamin Franklin famously proposed that Turkey be the United States' National Bird.Do You Believe That?
