Loch Ness Monster

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The Loch Ness Monster, sometimes called Nessie, is a plesiosaur-like beast supposedly roaming the murky depths of Loch Ness in Scotland, and making the odd teasing surface appearance when only shaky handed photographers with poorly focussed cameras are present.

It is worth a small fortune to the Scottish tourism industry in general, and to the economies of Inverness and the highlands in particular. It should, therefore, be treated as a fact, not a scam, and all skepticism put aside for the greater good of the puir wee bairns.

Looking closely at the supplied photograph, one can clearly see a goat swimming away from the camera, tilting its head to the left for supposed aerodynamic reasons.

S T U B (The Pet Goat ate it)