Conservapedia:RobSmith
From RationalWiki
| “ | Gay rights, environmentalism, abortion, school prayer (or lack there of) are all commie plots. Don't you see? | ” |
| —RobS[1] | ||
Robert "Bobby" Smith,[2] formerly RobS, is the self-appointed [3] "Director of Internal Counterintelligence" at Conservapedia, due to an incurable state of permanent paranoia.
A prominent member of the old conservapedian "Gang of Four", Rob had been absent from his encyclopedian duties for nearly ten months because of his job as an airport bird shooter. On September 4, 2008, he threatened to come back,[4] and in the spring of 2009 he began to once again contribute regularly to the project.
Contents |
[edit] PR0N
On January 23, 2010, Rob, after researching the question of pornography and violence against women, delirious from an epic wanking session, "accidentally", as a joke for the benefit of RW posted a file to Conservapedia with a title exactly the same as that of a pornographic image. [5]
[edit] RobS is Bat-shit Insane
This is an original essay by Flippin.
[edit] The Brilliance of RobS
When a recent sock that I took was banned, RobS took it upon himself to revert EVERYTHING this sock ever did. It was hysterical. No, Rob, these vandals won't make you waste your time. Enjoy!
- Check this AWESOME revert by RobS, while purging all memory of Flippin. [1] BTW, Rob, I had reverted vandalism in that instance.
- Fucking crackerjack work, Robby [2]
- Yep, too liberal for Rob [3]
- See Rob revert facts--after all, CP doesn't smear [4]
- WAY too fucking liberal, I suppose [5]
- Stick it to those lib-ruls Rob! [6]
- Reverting Votes [7]
- Paranoia at its finest [8]
* 23:50, 8 June 2007 Aschlafly (Talk | contribs) changed group membership for User:RobS from sysop to (none) from here
What troubles me most about RobS is that he doesn't seem to make very logical connections. This could be because he is uneducated, or possibly his lack of fidelity to intellectual honesty. Either way, crossing him can have a variety of outcomes. As Flippion, I argued with him for this edit conflict [9] where he claimed Eminem was a form of torture commonly used against prisoners. If you read the entire entry, it becomes clear, he completely misunderstood the article he cited.
[edit] Awards
 This is to certify that received the "IN SOVIET RUSSIA, JESUS PRAYS TO YOU!" AWARD FOR DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR From RationalWiki, on November 21, 2008 |
 |
This is to certify that received the JOSEPH McCARTHY "I HAVE A LIST" AWARD FOR PARANOIA From RationalWiki, on November 21, 2009 |
[edit] Footnotes
- ↑ From here. Probably parody, but who can tell.
- ↑ JPatt calls him "Bobby."
- ↑ Rob's user page
- ↑ His talk page
- ↑ AsWIGO'd [here]
