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Keep up to date with what is going on at the extremist blog Conservapedia with our rolling reports of the strange, contradictory or humorous activity there. We report, you decide which entries make it to the top of Best of Conservapedia by using the red and green arrows to vote the winners up and the stinkers down![1] If you are contributing for the first time please read the instruction manual.
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   | 27 | Although many still fondly remember Death on the DOS Prompt, Uncle Ed prefers Microsoft's "Mysterious and Fearsome" Windows Registryimg. Ed goes on to clarify why he considers it so fearsome: "The registry is the brains of your computer"img! |
| 19 | The dirty liberals who run googleimg have have learned their lesson about dealing with Chinese Communists. Of course, only stupid liberals would ever invest in China. |
| 29 | It's all so clear now! Obama ran against an obscure Chicago politico because she wasn't the right kind of Communist!img |
| 141 | In Andyland Huffpo is censoring prayer and the bible,imgjust like all liberals.img In reality Huffpo pisses on 9/11 truthers. UPDATE: Andy doubles down on the irony: "one's defense of the importance of free speech does not mean that one agrees with everything said."img UPDATE 2: "We've had liberal editors and even Administrators since the beginning and I can't think of a single editor who was censored for his ideas"img That's a rather amusing thing to say on a website that includes "Liberal vandalism" and "Inserting liberal multiculturalism/world view into articles" as standard block reasons. UPDATE 3: This is tellingimg UPDATE 4: As is thisimg |
| -32 | I are admin ṬK and I may violated your sensibilitiesimg with my learning of English grammar. |
| 45 | Andy sucks the dregs from the bottle of knowledge, as "alcoholism"img (but not alcohol) is suddenly a "best" new conservative word. |
| -2 | The Trustworthy Encyclopaedia doesn't engage in gossip... unless it involves anybody even remotely linked to the Obamas.img |
| 21 | A joke from TK? Or more likely his creepy use of checkuser?img |
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| 81 | Andy thinks that the Conservative Bible Project competes with Facebook.img |
| 56 | Uncle Ed reviews another film in one sentenceimg then asks DerekE "What's the pointimg of tiny articlesimg?" |
| 60 | Andy agreesimg with the Texas Board of Education that American history courses shouldn't mention "democratic" too much, and that America wasn't founded on religious freedom. |
| 48 | Conservapedia toutsimg Sarah Palin's superb knowledge of history. Turns out the Pledge of Allegiance was made, not by a socialist minister and some politically motivated historical revisionists, but by George Washington and the other Founding Fathers. Who knew? |
| 33 | ♥ K e n D o l l ♥ makes it easy on us when he points out that a google search of "Obama and incompetent"img returns 900 thousand hits! He must not have looked any further, because he didn't notice that a google search of "Bush and incompetent" produces 1.3 million hits. MOAR INSANITY from ♥ K e n D o l l ♥: Kenservative wants to try out "Obama and evil"img and got 41 million results. Hey ♥ K e n D o l l ♥, try searching "obama and good" and you'd get three times more. |
| 57 | It turns out that, despite previous assertions to the contrary, Barack Obama isn't good enoughimg to be Hitler. Sorry. |
| 26 | JacobB: We value a variety of opinions and seek to form a consensus. JPatt: We most certainly do not! Now shut up and toe the party line whilst I oversight your insubordination!img Update:Manually restoredimg but still oversighted. |
| 67 | A new level of dishonesty: After selective archiving the thread Counterexamples to an Old Earth - omitting all contributions of PhilG - ASchlafly is left with talking to a ghostimg, as a dialogue turned into a monologue. And Jacob B makes the workimg of Phil Gimg on Lagrange his ownimg. Update: Aschlafly deletes the article - again - for being obscureimg. What an honorable gentleman! |
| 17 | As predictably as the sun rising in the east, |
| 41 | ♥ K e n D o l l ♥: We are nr.3 in Chinaimg (In regards to "atheism" when using a certain search engine beginning with G). No need to be so humble Ken. You are no less than nr.1 for gay bowel syndrome! |
| 69 | Andy: The oldest direct evidence of life is writing, and we have only found proof of that from 3000 BC onwards.img That's indirect evidence Andy. You know what is direct evidence? Bones. |
| 94 | Andy: "All the doggies prove that the earth is young!"img. Apparently Andy imagines a time when the wild Yorkies ran free in the jungle before being tamed by man. No Andy, no... |
| 40 | JPatt: Hollywood values include a flagrant disregard for the military!img Reference: Hollywood shows respect for the military!.. which must really hurt those smug liberal elitists' attempts at portraying the soldiers as criminals! |
| 25 | semper idem: User helps Andyimg to look badimg. User sticks to the rulesimg. User gets blockedimg by sycophantic parodistimg. |
| 47 | Riddle: When is making racially tinged remarks about President Obamaimg unacceptable to Conservapedians? Answer: Only when a lib-burr-rul does it.img |
| -9 | ACORN workers charged with voter fraud: ABOMINATION!img Anti-ACORN clergyman calling sin good? Silence. |
| 65 | Conservapedia: love capitalism, hate the freedom it grants their enemies.img |
| 21 | A Conservapedian syllogism. Whereas, the New York Times is opposed to fishing the bluefin tuna to extinction; and whereas, a lot of abortions are going on; therefore, the Times ought to oppose abortion.img |
| 77 | In Andy's world "served the creature" = "served the environment"img (not to mention gratuitous references to homosexuality and atheism). Translation is one thing; pulling things out of your ass is quite another. |
| 68 | Shocker! RationalWiki just looked on the internet at the Conservapedia main page newsimg and there is a news story in regards to the complete absence of news on Wikipedia in regards to non-news on the internet. |
| 28 | Showcasing CP's continuous support for insane conspiracy theories, and blatant self contradiction, JPatt reverts edits by a user who attempts to remove content saying Fidel Casto was deadimg, despite the fact that they confirm he is still aliveimg later on in the article. |
| 83 | Andy is oblivious to the irony on multiple levels: 'evolution is false because this 47 million year old fossil isn't a human ancestor...it's an ancestor of a lemur'img |
| 14 | Jpatt: It is now a Hollywood Valueimg to say that something is "un-American." |
| 75 | Several states are looking into starting state-owned banks. Andy cheers the move for, of all things, combatting socialism.img |
| 59 | Open your mindimg! Only then you can misread a textimg the same way as Andy doesimg! |
| 8 | ♥ K e n D o l l ♥ uses 30 edits, not to add a Hitwin or adjust image sizes, but to create paragraphs' worth of new content.img He should try putting it in an article next time. |
| 66 | Andy: Chile earthquake has changed the climate!img Cited source: "the changes won't affect climate" |
| 26 | Conservative tries his hand at satire. Don't quit the day job, Ken!img |
| 34 | "This random computer informationimg can be hard to find." So of course putting it on Conservapedia will solve THAT problem! I mean, who DOESN'T use Conservapedia for information about Windows Operating System? (Besides atheists) |
| 44 | Do you think the liberal mediaimg would carry the story about Perry's landslide victory in the GOP primary? On the front page of the politics sections? Of course not. |
| 16 | Such beautiful sycophancy cannot go un-notedimg Oops, was he a parodist by any chance? |
| 20 | But Andy, we thought the Bibleimg was a liberal book?img |
| 65 | Al Gore is now officially responsible for anything done in response to Global Warming.img |
| 58 | A definition of conservative words finally gets addedimg to Andy's pet word-mangling project. Karajou deletes it and blocks the editorimg for "inserting nonsense or gibberish". The nonsense and gibberish were Andy's ownimgdefinitionsimg. Is Karajou coming to his senses? |
