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This is the place to sort, search and review all the classic What Is Going On at CP? moments. Results are sorted by vote count and month, at the moment you can provide your own vote number cutoff, browse different months, or filter all the results by a keyword. This page relies on programs that were not implemented until August 2008, "best of" moments before this time are archived in the links below.

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322	User: The theory of relativity has been useful in the past.^img Andy: You're clueless. Relativity hasn't done anything useful, because I say so.^img Having won this debate, he proceeds to ask, Why should taxpayers be forced to pay for this ~~scientific~~ unproductive work?^img UPDATE: HERESY!^img Andy's response? La-la-la; I can't hear you!^img MORE: Roger makes the mistake of bringing facts^img to a debate with Andy. EVEN MORE: Andy tries to win with a Bible reference.^img Roger responds by making Andy into his bitch.^img STILL MORE: Andy claims big brother is "ranting"^img WHEN WILL IT END? Roger fights back^img, so Andy calls him absurd.^img Roger replies yet again.^img Will Andy insist on last wordism, or let it slide? AND ON WE GO! Sorry "bro" but this discussion, like relativity, yields nothing productive.^img AND THE WINNER IS...ANDY!!!^img
272	Andy^img is going to be on the Colbert Report.
258	Andy jumps feet first into the deep end and invents Conservapedia's Law!^img The implications of this insight are astounding!
191	NOW WITH MORE AWESOME: KSorenson: Andy, could you cite your incorrect claim?^img Andy: Look beyond what you're taught.^img KSorenson: Your claim's still incorrect.^img Andy: I'm not sucking up to liberal professors. Therefore, my claim is correct. Look at Google. Now once you've realized I'm right, ask why your liberal professors censored this.^img KSorenson: Learn to read, Andy.^img Andy: Butbutbut margin of error!^img KSorenson: I have the data in front of my face.^img And another thing.^img Andy: Protesting ~~against me~~ too much is unscientific. Why do you care so much?^img KSorenson: Because I teach physics. You're unfit to be a teacher.^img Andy: Uh ... creationists have been denied tenure!^img I'm right! Relativity is a thug that discourages Bible reading!^imgAndy continues: Actually, relativity is really a quasi-religion^img, and as a religion "What has it helped achieved?". UPDATE: Expelled - No intelligence allowed.^img
187	A prime example of Godwin's law.^img From a surprising source - RobS.
182	User: "No Andy, this is how it goes."^img Andy: "Last wordism!"^img User: "Fine; I shall say no more."^img Andy: "Ha! See how evolutionists run from public debates!"^img
181	Wheaton College is basically garbage^img, according to Andy; it is an an inferior school^img that is responsible for producing baby killers^img. But wait! One of The Leader's students chooses to matriculate at Wheaton?^img This just in: Wheaton has the smartest student body around!^img We have always been at war with Eastasia. UPDATE: Junior editor RobertT reverts Andy's edits. Liberal whitewashing indeed!^img
180	Andy strokes his chin sagely and adds another priceless insight to the CBP: "interesting conservative connotations: Jesus tells the Apostles to cast their net on the right side of the boat, and only on the right side do they help themselves and others."^img Perplexed user: "Er, I'm sure everyone here knows that the terms "right" and "left" to describe politics originated during the early French Republic, right?"^img Andy's not buying it: "No, John's use of the word 'right' here is a political statement, because I think it is."^img
176	Bugler says farewell and comes out as a parodist.^img More: Like CPAdmin1, he is already^img an^img unperson.^img And the door slams^img behind him. A little more: Someone tries to show Andy the lesson he should learn from this^img, predictably, fails^img and gets punished^img.
162	Andy: You, like most graduate students, are clueless about the principle of falsifiability.^img User: Uh, I studied it for two semesters and "not only are you not right, you're not even wrong" about it.^img Andy: Open your mind and accept that I'm right.^img Logic does not require so much verbosity.^img User: Respectfully, Andy, you're full of crap.^img Andy: Professors are liberal and closed-minded.^img
154	Andy seamlessly links losing a hockey match to homosexuality and socialism^img
153	ṬK: "I made this!"^img Well, TerryKake, you'd better sue these people for copyright infringement. Update: Karagoogoo questions why someone would be reading CP, and JacobB steps in to defend TK's plagiarism; "If TK said he made it, then he made it"^img Update 2: Now "Fair use"^img rather than "Self-made"; which is at least nice since the pictures are pixel-perfectly identical. UPDATE 3: ṬK burns the talk page^img for "lying." MORE: How long until this^img and this^img gets burned? FFS: You do not talk^img about TK's plagiarism.^img MORE: Here's hoping!^img
150	Andy uses a tragic shooting at a US military recruiting office as a disgusting (not to mention baseless) excuse to take a potshot^img at liberals. User: That's inappropriate.^img Andy: Nuh uh!^img And you're a liberal! Users: Srsly. Your accusations^img don't hold much water.^img Andy: Nuh uh!^img You're trying to censor me!^img User: But it's all over the media.^img Where's the liberal silence? Troll King: Whoa! Conservatives don't have to back up^img ridiculous assertations. And then he blocks^img both^img questioners.Update CodyH asks Andy to wait until the facts come in before bashing the liberals^img. Andy uses his very own Quote Generator^img and discovers a new Myth!^img. CodyH counters, "Andy this is patently absurd"^img but meets resistance, "Fuck you bitch, learn the TRUTH!^img
149	A bunch of know-nothing scientists discovering "something" is clearly not front page news^img. The Holy Grail of evolution you say? More like an elaborate hoax^img by those socialist Swedes! Andy Sez - "its just a scam!"^img ANDY UPDATE: You don't need more than a grade school education to understand evolutionary biology, and by the way, did you know Richard Dawkins isn't a professor?^img
149	"It was intended that when Newspeak had been adopted once and for all and Oldspeak forgotten, a heretical thought—that is, a thought diverging from the principles of Ingsoc—should be literally unthinkable^img, at least so far as thought is dependent on words."
147	Fashion designer guy kills himself^img three days after his mother dies, but it's down to him being gay. Way to exploit the depression of others to your own political ends, Andy. You tit.
146	Andy: "The healing powers of Jesus^img happened instantly, which means they traveled faster than light, disproving relativity." - Frank: "Jesus was performing a miracle. They violate reality^img pretty much by definition" - Andy: "The works done by Jesus were merely signs^img and not miracles. And signs are simply disclosures^img of reality." - Frank: "Scholars, the Bible, your Bible and your encyclopedia disagree^img with you." - Andy: "I see you did your research, and I wish you would stop^img doing that. Can't you make up your facts like I do?"
142	Andy: "The Beatles were experts, yet no song they produced was as good or as appreciated as the one-hit wonders."^img Nuff said.
141	Holy. Shit^img. Andy's deep ridden misogyny on display for the world. UPDATE: Our heroine, Li'l Bethany, weighs in^img. Andy's response: That's cute, now why don't you run along and bake us some cupcakes?^img UPDATE: There's a good girl.^img Now, you've learned something. UPDATE: Point taken^img. But is Andy considering adding a physical component to the history test?
137	What's a better way to say "damsel"? When translating the Bible from English to worse English? Bimbo!^img
137	Karajou just doesn't understand the whole 'burden of proof' thing. "You must scour the area once known as the Kingdom of Urartu and show that Noah's ark didn't exist before you carry on with your opinion in this website."^img We are still waiting for the bible-thumpers to disprove the FSM.
135	An 11-yr-old accidentally kills his 9-yr-old brother in an argument over a video game gone tragic because of an unattended shotgun in the home. Since their parents obviously cannot be criticized for leaving a gun within reach of children, it is branded "Another tragedy from unattended video game playing."^img
133	The great redefinition quest continues: if Andy doesn't laugh at pre-Jesus comedy, it wasn't intended to be comedy at all^img UPDATE Andy sez "Satire is not humour"^img
130	Andy: "I don't think anyone denies that all of the inhabitable earth has been flooded."^img
128	Jessica walks a dangerous path.^img Update: Reverted^img by TK (duh), but will there be a nasty remark, too? Hmmm: Jessica strikes back^img with a slimmed-down version of her edit. In a shocking turn of events, TK re-adds what Jessica (and anybody^img else) removed and then some, and backhandedly accuses her of liberalism^img. Finale Andy strips her of her rights.^img
128	Conservapedia examines the nature of absolute claims! User: It's a myth that atheists have built zero hospitals, here's an example.^img Andy: I doubt your isolated claim and do not care to Google it,^img thus there is no denying that atheists are uncharitable^img. User: OK, here are some cites.^img TK: Singular examples (sic) do not disprove Andy's claim^img. Ed Poor: Even if you discover an exception, Andy's still right^img. But of course a single counterexample disproves evolution, right Andy?^img UPDATE: ṬK: "Those who come here to argue and debate us will find their visit short" (read: fuck off).^img
127	BMcP: Why do Christians have to create alternatives to Twitter if they are not censored there?^img Andy: BMcP, you must support censoring classroom prayer.^img
127	Uh-oh: The Schlafly brothers are at it again!^img Andy: Galaxies colliding is atheism, not science.^img Roger: Are you serious?^img Andy: Yes. It's not science's job to predict things.^img Moare: Andy suddenly decides that information he recently called "unsupported, implausible, atheistic liberal junk" isn't so bad after all^img (as long as you don't use the word "billions").
124	Andy's ~~Insane~~ Conservative Bible Project^img worms its way up to the Digg Top Ten! Conservapedia's sudden popularity causes a temporary breakdown. UPDATE: The liberal radio talk show, The Young Turks also talks about CP's project. UPDATE:The Huffington Post and USNews join the party! UPDATE: The New Republic, Harper's Boing Boing and NYDailyNews pick up the story! And many more!
123	Hey Rob? We understand why you need the picture of mass graves for the Communism article^img. But what's with the file's title?^img. Rob? Oh. (NSFW)
121	Andy takes on the Catholic church, part deux: When the Church does something I don't like, it's because the liburls made the Pope do it!^img UPDATE As Andy gets his ass^img handed^img to him^img, TK steps in to protect Dear Leader with^img censorship^img and^img banhammer.^img GOAT: Andy redefines Papal powers^img so Andy cannot be wrong. MOAR! Andy: Burn the heretics!^img Acolyte: Er, srsly?^img Andy: Yes! Open your mind!^img Acolyte: Thanks! Now where's my lighter?^img
121	Andy fails to see any difference^img between Norway and Sweden (or between a parliament and an academy of science).
120	Muscle cars^img are conservative and give "highly efficient performance", whilst also celebrating masculine style against erosion by feminism.^img
118	CPAdmin1 resigns in epic fashion^img. Update TK, on the other hand, resolves to continue being a petty^img thug^img. More: TK and Andy hide^img the evidence.^img And: no more user rights^img or old user name.^img More: Comment^img at your own peril!^img
116	Andy can't decide whether "polar coordinates" is a liberal or conservative term.....seriously^img.
115	User: The radioactive decay rate of uranium-238 can't vary.^img Andy: Then uranium-238 must only exist in your closed lib-burr-rul mind.^img UPDATE: Addison throws down the gauntlet.^img UPDATE: Andy pulls out that old blackjack, the Second Law of Thermodynamics.^img MOAR: Because perpetual motion machines are impossible, radioactive decay rates can't be constant!^img UPDATE: A user injects a few too many big words^img into the talk, and is promptly burned^img and blocked^img by TK.
115	Another counterexample to evolution: We have the perfect number of teeth to fit our mouths. Wisdom teeth, you say?^img There are no wisdom teeth.^img And don't mess with Andy's "autumn foliage" line!
115	Conservapedia, in a nutshell: User: Facts!^img Andy: Rant!^img TK: Bye!^img
111	Andy: I won't discuss these allegations^img until you insult liberals first.
111	A new Andy Insight™!^img
110	Hsmom politely asks^img for a cite about Biden's liquor-induced state which turns TK nasty.^img You're next Hsmom. UPDATE: RJJensen plays with fire^img and TK promptly reverts^img. UPDATE Part II: GaryJ cites information that Biden doesen't drink.^img TK says^img Gary's point is invalid because he is a "deceitful Euro troll coward".^img Update III: TK: "In a Grand Gesture of Unity, I'll change this unprovable fact to make it un-disprovable!"^img
110	Richard Dawkins says God is "unjust", "unforgiving" and a "bully". Andy: God will punish him for this insult!^img
107	User: I can detect liberal style using a robot!^img This way, we'll be able to detect parodists! Andy: BRILLIANT!^img UPDATE: User creates mathematical formula for liberalism^img.
107	Free Speech: Andy: "Liberals are censors! Free speech means you can say what you want without retaliation"^img. User: ORLY?^img Andy: Rly!^img
106	Of course the Catholic Church supports war and the death penalty^img; who you gonna believe: me or some European with a gay-lookin' hat? UPDATE: Gauntlet thrown.^img Will Andy pick it up? MOAR: Doctrine? Why, when I use a term, it means whatever I choose to to mean!^img HOLY SHIT! Well, the church burned heretics, so the death penalty must be good!^img As a bonus, the death penalty is likely to make you repent!!1!!1!
105	PJR throws^img in the towel and decides to make a much-anticipated PJR Wiki. Will Andy beg him to stay, or wave goodbye to another librull?
105	Being a professor of physics^img at Princeton isn't sufficient: Andy defines^img what it means^img to be a physicist^img.
105	A user^img gets 8/12 on Andy's atheist-bible-knowledge questionnaire! Andy: "I doubt you're an atheist"^img... User: "I am, but thanks."^img Andy: Oh... well then, you must have learned about the Bible before you went to atheistic public school, right?^img User: no, quite the opposite I'm afraid.^img Andy FTW: "Yeah.... well.... atheists censor classroom prayer!^img
105	Andy thinks that socialist "control, control, control" hampers the production of good athletes. Being challenged on this, he replies, Statistically speaking,^img I have no idea what I'm talking about. UPDATE After getting smacked around Andy declares victory.^img UPDATE 2: Andy, seeing his idea soundly falsified, grabs at straws for a save: The Soviet Union doesn't count! It was a COMMUNIST country!^img UPDATE 3: Andy is back with a vengeance, and will prove his hypothesis with… Spain.^img
104	Parodist: I am a pastor, and I will use your conservative Bible to lead my flock^img. Andy: You will have the honour to be the first of the "not unexpected" many!^img
103	Clement tells Andy that Canada was a dominion during WWI, not a colony.^img Andy calls for backup to prove Clement wrong.^img TK declares Andy correct with a quote that explicitly refers to Canada as a dominion.^img World History Teacher Andy: "'Dominion' is an obscure term, anyway. It's just another name for 'colony', I bet."^img Update: TK back for more Schlafly defense^img, comparing him to Harvard professors, etc. Andy returns with a protest, comparing himself to God: I may be wrong and my lectures may often be incorrect, but I have been teaching them to impressionable kids for years, which is more than YOU can say.^img Trump card. Win.
103	User: Half of users on Wikipedia claiming to be Christians are mocking Christianity^img. AlexWD: You made up those statistics!^img Andy: Made up statistics? Those are my favorite kind!^img
102	Andy stares from the edge, into the abyss of his own insanity, and leaps over the brink.^img
102	Schlafly notes with pride^img that someone thanked CP for teaching her that the first Thanksgiving was to give thanks for the Constitution. Even CP's page says that that Thanksgiving was in 1619 or 1621! Uhhhh, when was the Constitution written?
100	♗: Russia didn't win WWI^img Andy: Your spelling is bad - be specific!^img ♗: My spelling is bad, but Russia didn't win WWI^img Andy: Debatable Semantics^img ♗: Russia didn't win WWI^img Andy: Be more specific^img ♗: RUSSIA DIDN'T WIN WWI^img Andy: BTW, Student One, Russia didn't win WWI^img
99	Andy: Vaccine kills!^img User: Not according to the people who actually know what they're^img talking about. Andy: Yeah, ummm...well...Conspiracy!!!^img
98	The last survivor of the Titanic — a British-owned, British-built ship — dies, having lived in England all her life. To Jpatt, this somehow constitutes "an American story."^img
98	Andy gets PWNED by PNAS.^img Insta-Update Andy puts his own spin^img on the facts, UPDATE and gets PWNED AGAIN!^img UPDATE Move along, nothing to see here^img IMPORTANT NOTICE Only edits that agree with Andy^img will be allowed, under threat of the (largely defensive) weapon of block.^img
97	Simply providing an article^img when asked^img isn't enough. Karajou demands^img it to be read to him.^img Unsurprising update: The situation escalates,^img TK joins in, erases final the comment^img and bans^img the "liberal troll". CP in a nutshell, really.
97	Chicago lost because Michelle Obama LIED^img User: Well not really^img Karajou: Obama communist cronies NAMBLA terrorists murder messiah Jesus Christ!^img A classic conservapedian "debate" ensues^img, which Caribou^img and Andy neatly wrap up^img. Jinxmunx proceeds to declare victory^img over the banned user and finishes with a nice incest allusion^img.
97	Andy is a multi-tasker. He can shamelessly promote Xenophobia and still have no regard for facts! The British press mistranslated the story into Liberal. The Fort Hood Shooter said "Allah is great" not "God is Great"!^img. The only problem is they mean the exact same thing. Update: JM tries^img to do the right thing. Asskicking in 3... 2... 1... ta-da!^img. Update. Andy visits JM's talk page to explain why Andy is correct, and English dictionaries and Arabic speakers are wrong (because he says so).^img Still more: Arabic speaking Christians are as uncommon as healthy 95 year old smokers.^img Yet more: You're damned if you do and damned if you don't.^img
97	Andy: We don't allow anonymous claims of expertise here.^img So, stop being anonymous and, recreate your account with your real name^img. Oh, ok, if you insist^img. It's a trap!^img
96	User: "Here is my full and epic rewrite^img of an article that consisted of only two paragraphs before. I'll add the references^img later." - TK: "No,^img you won't!"^img
95	Were we wrong? MarkGall makes a stand^img and retires.^img More: At this critical time, Andy senses the time has come for an inspiring speech.^img
95	And what is Kendoll's reaction to Dawkins calling God a dickhead? "Hey Dawkins! how 'bout them fat-ass lezbos!"^img
94	Teh Bishop declares^img checkmate. TK cunningly knocks the board over^img and leaves a nice screed^img on his Talk page. Are TK and CPalmer the same person^img? Update: TK: The game is over^img. OVER^img.
94	User: Andy, what's your source for the claim that half of public school children are illiterate?^img Andy: Uh ... evilutionists can't answer basic questions about the Bible, like how many Gospels are attributed to eyewitnesses.^img User: But it's possible for evolutionists to read the Bible.^img Andy: You'd have a fine career with tobacco companies, denying that smoking causes lung cancer.^img
94	Don't you know anything?!?! "Mothers milk fed ALL the animals in the ark!^img How did the mother produce her milk? Well she drank the milk of another, of course!
93	Andy:"The Holy Spirit guides me!"^img
93	It's bye-bye chivalry, as Andy trumpets the conservative value of woman-slapping: No "distortions by feminist ideology" in this film where "conservative values triumph over liberal ones"; A leading man slaps a woman,^img although he gets "beaten up by dimwitted bystanders." (Emphasis added.) Update: Said bystanders were dimwitted beceause the weren't homoschooled!^img
93	Whatever stupid thing you're discussing (and this one was really stupid—it was the bit about separate test for boys and girls in the American history course), if other people don't mention the Bible, their position is wrong.
92	New user: You have a couple of errors in your lecture. Can I help?^img Andy: If you think you're so smart, I dare you to take my exam! We don't like know-it-alls here, and I know you're wrong!^img New user: I would do your exam if I thought you could give a good exam.^img 'Nother user: You're wrong, Andy.^img Andy: "I'd too see if either you could even score 50% on the World History Midterm Exam. Looks like both you won't dare display your real knowledge."^img New user: Here you go. And here's some facts. And I'm still willing to help.^img Aside: New user has decided to put facts into Andy's lectures...^img Will there be a ban brewing? TEACAKED: Banned!^img UPDATE: Block challenged!^img MOAR UPDATE: I'm sorry, did you say something?^img ANDEEEEE: He got second place in the exams. But he's still wrong!^img Why won't the Brits just admit Andy's truth? _{And Prussia is still the former name of Germany.} TK: unblock of JosephMac^img only six hours after TK dragged the discussion behind closed doors... _{and now, the former name of Germany is Waldeck.^img} MORRRRRREEEEEE: Slap!^img BACK!!! Mr. Schlafly, sorry I got banned. But many of us Brits have told you you're wrong. Allow me to edit your lectures now.^img Countdown to ban...
92	The mass exodus^img of the intelligent members continues!
92	The greatest Ed stub of all time.^img
92	The citations debate continues. TK: "Books suck, you Cognac-sipping elitists."^imgEd: "Citations from books are the best, but they are hard to verify. My favorite source therefore is a book which is available online."^img Karajou: "My position is that anyone and everyone is strongly encouraged to use, and cite from, books and other printed material."^img and "Actually, they are easy to verify"^img. TK: "See, peon, the admins you sneakily approached agree with me! Books are the best, but be sure and use MLA format."^img Now let me make this policy accordingly. "Online sources are preferred."^img The dumbing down of CP (and the liberal deceit of TK) continues, unabated. TK blocks^img one of the last productive contributors^img for a week and starts to destroy his work. Ed's advice^img: Accept the block in humility... TK burns^img the evidence (it seems only trolls and troublemakers debate these days), luckily we have a capture of most of it.
92	And lo, it came to pass; Andy finally reverts all BMcP's nonsense about the universe being more than 6000 years old^img and the utter claptrap about celestial objects being lightyears away.^img Is this the end of BMcP?
91	Something straight from the quote generator.^img
91	Andy lets everyone know the quality of his "Writing and SAT Verbal Skills" course^img with a mangling of grammar.
90	TK Blocks, deletes & salts Jinx^img No comment necessary. It appears that this was probably down to liberal deceit and TK's unswerving devotion to RW. UPDATE: Jinx unblocks himself^img and asksWTF^imgṬK? who responds the only way he knows how^img WHEEL WAR!!!!!! MOAR MOAR MOAR: Jinxie takes his case to a higher court^img Could one of the Assfly's quarterly decisions be forthcoming? MOST: Jinx is grounded^img.FINALLY Jinx gets his bat^img and ball^img back.
90	Jpatt makes it clear that Obama did not win the election,^img but got appointed to the post due to the color of his skin.
89	PJR tells all! (Linked from here.)
89	Jpatt grabs photo^img from website, willfully ignoring purpose of said website
89	Wow.^img That^img was^img so^img incredibly^img predictable^img!
88	User 1: I believe in gravity!^img Andy:I'm not so sure...^img User 2:Here's an explanation of why gravity works the way it does!^img User 1: Here's another one!^img Andy:Math and physics don't actually have anything to do with each other^img. Everybody knows that God hates math and that he probably doesn't like the number 2 as much as he does 2.01^img. Not to mention, I've actually been proven right, scientists just won't admit it because they're all relativity-loving liberals!^img
88	Joseph Farah of WorldNutDaily rips the Conservative Bible Project a new one:^img "Basically, those 'conservatives' participating in this idea weren't really upset when liberals messed with the Holy Scriptures. They were upset only with how they messed with them." Andy: WHAAAAA!^img HE PLAINLY MISUNDERSTAND US! [sic]
88	Vandal adds "counter examples of evolution"^img. Andy reverts^img and adds a Banhammer^img for good measure. Oh hey, that thing about the kidneys^img was actually a great idea.
88	An almost incomprehensible Andy rant. "There is no need for 2 kidneys!", "Having two kidneys is a test from God!", "Evolution supposedly occurred in pre-obesity times!".^img Huh? MORE: Evolution is to blame^img for people dying from kidney disease!
88	Jinx _{hi Jinx!} cherry-picking the Bible. "Andy, Andy, liberals say the Bible verse bumper-sticker saying "Let his days be few; and let another take his office."^img is a threat to Obama. User: "Um... what about the verse following that which says that his children should be left fatherless, and his wife should become a widow?^img" Jinx "Oh, we aren't referencing that verse (out loud)"^img
88	Andy arms his troops with hollow-point soundbites^img for the upcoming Conservapedia media onslaught. In other news, Andy sits nervously by the phone waiting for Rupert Murdoch's purchase offer.
88	Jensen on TK: "But what are TK's "orthodox" positions? Does he really have any? he never tells us--he never writes articles, he only erases the work of people who do the writing here.^img UPDATE: after TK burns RJs response, RJ tries to take down TKs now-unanswered response, but TK puts it back and burns both diffs.
87	Unfamiliar with CP? Here's a classic exchange: User wonders why his factual edit got reverted? Fly-by minion points out "liberal deceit!" and gives an obligatory Satan comparison^img. Reinforcement arrives in the form of TK's chest-thumping^img User tries to respond, only to be met with a block and "Godspeed, Bye"^img from our boy, TK. PJR: But...the guy's done nothing wrong^img. Quick-learning minion immediately fires back with a never-failing Hitler reference^img Capping it all off, ASchlafly gives his stamp of approval^img
87	ZOMG! Obama uses a teleprompter to talk to school children!^img Andy: "Won't somebody please think of the children!" Of course, its just not true. Though to be fair, someone much smarter and funnier than Andy made the same mistake. UPDATE: Andy proving he can't be wrong, ever, "Liberals are trying to hide the fact that the teleprompters were there!^img Even if they weren't used for the talk with the kids!" UPDATE: Andy finally makes clear what a reliable source is: Jay Leno.^img UPDATE: ChrisY suggests an uncompromising but factually accurate replacement.^img Andy: Leno was telling the truth, because a student could have been listening at the door when he was addressing the reporters.^img Karajou: If as you say Obama's the Messiah who can magically make global warming disappear, surely he doesn't need teleprompters?^img ṬK: St. Reagan had a degree in economics.^img
87	AlexWD uses Andy's new project^img to point out some uncomfortable facts^img. Andy does his classic kneejerk^img response^img.
87	Astronomy á là Aschlafly: ~~11-13 billion years ago~~ Once upon a time, in a galaxy ~~2.51 ± 0.13 million light years~~ far, far^img away...
87	TK read between the lines^img and found the word 'liberal' in this article
86	How does Andy determine who's a dirty dirty liberal? Why, "whoever spells "honour" in the non-American way of course!"^img
86	Psst! Andy! Want to know the real reason gun control would have been impossible in feudal times^img? They didn't have guns.
86	User:The breast cancer article needs to be more truthful^img. RJJensen's response: BANHAMMER! For lib-bur-al name calling^img Moments later from another user: I have proof Schlafly doesn't abide to the truth.^img. DouglasA: Pffft!!! Insulting nonsense!^img The other user: But my comments aren't insulting, I was just direct quoting in relating to the debate. This is blasphemy! This is censorship!^img Joaquín Martínez: Censorship?^img THIS IS BANHAMMER!!^img
86	Andy: In the UK, Australia and Canada, freedom of speech does not exist^img. UPDATE: RJJ attempts to save the article^img from absurdity, but Andy decides he's had enough factual insertions and re-inserts^img the "economical" line.
86	"As Jesus told them off, the scribes and Pharisees furiously interrogated Him about everything,/ plotting and seeking to quote Him for a politically incorrect remark to use against Him." Luke 11:53-54, Andy's ~~travesty~~ Conservative Bible.^img UPDATE: Andy: If Christ were alive today liberals and atheists would try to get him to say something politically incorrect.^img Andy is no Dostoevsky.
86	Ed Poor creates a category called Movies about football coaches with 11-year-old daughters^img. What more needs to be said? UPDATE TK decides he don't need none o' that pop culture^img, but leaves the red link^img behind anyway.
85	Andy wants a disclaimer^img for any distance over 6,000 lightyears and he's not letting go^img. BMcP makes the mistake of introducing facts^img, which just makes Andy angrier^img. ASSUMPTIONS, M*****ER! BMcP writes a reply for the ages^img: "My only assumption is that scientists don't constantly lie." Farewell BM, we hardly knew thee.
85	Andy's latest conservative insight - Obama's a Muslim because he's not seen dancing much, and Muslims disfavor dancing^img. Unlike this devout Christian. UPDATE:BEST PARODY.^img EVER!!!!! Update 2: More parody^img. & More!^img and even MORE!^img
84	Andy at his finest^img: "You miss the point. No Christian or atheist would likely use the phrase "my Muslim faith" in any context". Whoops, guess Andy is a secret Muslim after all!
84	Andy redefines Conservatives around the world to suit himself.^img
84	Andy: You can't falsify the theory of general relativity.^img MarkGall: Uh, Andy, the whole concept of falsifiability owes its existence to Karl Popper contrasting Einstein's falsifiable theory with unfalsifiable ones.^img Andy: Popper's personal views are irrelevant. Physics students resist logic.^img
84	DWiggins: Andy, your anecdotal global warming evidence is bunk.^img Andy: Global warming is an unfalsifiable lib-burr-rul theory and is not science.^img DWiggins: I'm just saying you're giving bad evidence.^img Andy: Be more logical. Reading the Bible would help.^img DWiggins: This is about climatology, not theology.^img BMcP: DWiggins isn't arguing for global warming.^img Andy, starting to splutter: You're going against logic now. You have free will to be illogical.^img DWiggins: Learn some statistics, Andy.^img Andy winds up the psychological projection knob: DWiggins, you're babbling nonsense in defense of proven fraudsters who irrationally refuse to read the Bible.^img GRAND FINALE: User is "Politely removed"^img from site.
84	Andy: "Galileo's contributions were not substantial."^img UPDATE: User: Surely you're joking!!!^img Andy (whose insights into physics cause merriment to scientists everywhere): Sure I'm serious^img, now go away.^img
84	Ed Poor objects to pleas for money for Haitian earthquake relief^img, comparing them to the Oil For Food Scandal. (And creates CP's page on the scandal^img for good measure.) He then goes on to argue you should give to churches instead^img.
83	Andy confirms that "no Conservapedia contributors have mental problems!"^img
83	Ed:^img There were arguably more people at the 9/12 rallies than there were protesting the Iraq war. User:^img "It's beyond arguable; it's a fact." Ed:^img Don't get terse with me. You sound like a liberal. You're on probation. User:^img But I was agreeing with you! Ed: Blocked^img and^img reverted^img - "Insistence on last-wordism".
83	Karajou, what the hell^img?
83	On the repeat of the Schlafly interview episode of The Colbert Report, Professor Schlafly instructs his class: "Stephen Colbert may have liked the high quality of this particular show and chose to replay it for that reason, or perhaps he selected it again for its educational value."^img
83	DMorris: Andy, here's what my school is like.^img JacobB: High word-to-substance ratio!^img Andy: DMorris, your public school does not fit my preconceptions. Ergo, you're a liberal. Do I have to run checkuser on you?^img DMorris: Here's the IPs I edited from, and why I'm not a liberal.^img Then, to top it off, he adds a summary that Andy might able to read through if he tries really hard.^img UPDATE "I'm in charge here..."^img The asshole has spoken.
82	Really? You are going to criticise Wikipedia for losing editors, Andy?^img Are you really?^img
82	User: The "Liberal denials about history" article has got to be a joke.^img Andy: You're in absurd denial. Invention is an American thing and Americans work harder than anyone else.^img User: What about the Malaysian work camps where you work 12 hours a day and barely get anything to eat?^img Andy: You have free will to deny basic facts. I'll bet you spend more time trying to reject the Bible than reading it.^img User: I'm a member of the Plymouth Brethren, actually. Rejecting the Bible isn't in my modus operandi.^img Andy: um, TL;DR, um...^img
81	Andy's final exam in American History^img is up, and it doesn't disappoint in stereotyping! Question The Last - please fill in the blank: Boys like sports and girls like easy questions. Correct! These stereotypes are growing rapidly! MOAR: When asked^img about gender segregation, Andy^img acts^img like^img an^img ass^img. Oh, and TK has to kiss some ass^img while he can. Update CiaraTo makes what is probably her last^img post on CP.
81	Is it doublethink or just plain idiocy? Jessica: "Members of vandal sites will be blocked."^img - Jimmy: "But... you're a member there, too, so you should also be blocked!"^img (blocked^img) - Jessica: "Nuh-uh! Only those who vandalize and brag will be blocked."^img - John: "So what about the guy who made no edits here and didn't brag there?"^img (blocked^img) - Jessica: "He's a member of a vandal site! Guilty by association, duh!"^img
81	MikeSalter^img goes out in a blaze of glory. MOAR: He's not just a vandal, he's a traitor!^img
81	Inside The Schlafly Mind, Part 7 - Andy spots a suggested news item^img and decides to add it without "editorializing"^img. Andy thinks, "Hmmm....editorializing....I just used used that word, and I'm a conservative, so that means it must be a conservative word!^img I've almost completed another geometric fit! Woot!" UPDATE: "I am an electrical engineer too, so the words for electronic components have to be conservative^img as well!"
80	Liberals! Academic elitists! TK blocks Oxford University and Richard "Stalker" Dawkins.^img
80	Long-time (well since October) CP editor PhillipV plays a teeny prank^img on ṬK, who shows that he must^img have been absent^img the day Jesus invented comedy.
80	Dance, monkey, dance! "Mountain Blue" again asks RW users to contact him with details on accounts on CP. RW user provides an IP of an "open relay." TK^img blocks IP range. Another poor user will be disappointed to know their server is banned from CP now.
80	The answer to this question^img is "because you're insane, Andy".
80	The Gauntlet has been thrown: Stephen Colbert's The Colbert Report demands that viewers add him to the Conservative Bible. Update: Ask and ye shall receive.^img
80	Andy: The Biblical account cannot be disproved. Let's be clear about that.^img Good? Okay, we know that the Deluge happened, and since it's easier to save animals from a flood with God's help than without,^img the theory of evolution is false. LATER Andy adds this to his list of evolution counterexamples^img.
80	Reality: NFL player with a history of problems and a career on the downswing let go after making comments about his coaches and teammates that included homophobic slurs. Andy: NFL player will never play again because he criticized homosexuality!!!!^img UPDATE: Less than 9 hours later, reality displays its well-known liberal bias again.
79	"Deceit Techniques Used By Liberals Against Conservatives." Hmm, who does this description^img remind you of?
79	TK deletes^img CP's longest article (and its talk page) after it's brought up in WIGOtalk as possibly being by Human.
79	Bad news for parachute salesmen: faith can physically trump the disorder or chaos of falling.^img ~~MOAR~~ ADDITIONAL INSIGHT: Food shortages are inherently disordered!^img
79	Andy: Only experts on the matter at hand can criticise something.^img User: Lenski anyone?^img Andy: "We only hate liberals who argue authority on anything! And since you bring up Lenski, do you know what he DOES for a living?!"^img And writing lecturer Schlafly? "Overrely" is not a word.
78	In-depth news analysis, Schlafly style: A man who dresses in black must be an atheist.^img Maybe Andy should double check his sources. UPDATE: This issue is raised; Andy responds, "Liberal denier! Intent does matter!"^img Someone should change the newsbite to read, "Wearing all black with anti-Christian intent is characteristic of anti-Christian belief systems." More, More: You dare to point out the hypocrisy^img of the great and powerful OZ Schlafly? Away you go!^img
78	Andy sez that the Nobel Prize is given by liberals to other liberals^img. Like that noted icon of liberalism, Henry Kissinger. And flaming leftist Andrei Sakharov. And commie-lover F.W. deKlerk. And Soviet stooge Lech Walesa. And that dangerous radical, Mother Teresa. And (according to numerous conservative "thinkers"), famed Republican Martin Luther King.
78	Tired of watching a pic of Darwin in the Theory of Evolution article? Finally Conservative provided a better image and caption^img. UPDATE: Surely, such a pretty new picture deserves a spot on the Main Page^img.
78	The Countdown^img to BMcP's banning continues. Will today be the day? Update: Another one bites the ~~3 billion year old~~ 6,000 year old dust^img. Update 2: 3....2....1....Godspeed!^img
78	And it's official: Canada: 3, U.S.A.: 2, Andy: zero. It is also socialist, liberal, gay-marriage-tolerant Canada's 14th gold medal of the Games, setting a Winter Olympics record. Let the Spinolympics begin.
78	Andy is oblivious to the irony on multiple levels: 'evolution is false because this 47 million year old fossil isn't a human ancestor...it's an ancestor of a lemur'^img
78	BUMP! Ed will regret this^img, as HelpJazz takes aim, and hits a bulls-eye!^img Update Special Ed never fails to disappoint^img. Actually, he's really disappointing^img, threatening everyone for tattling on poor Bugler. At least Phil got a laugh^img out of it. WHITEWASHED^img! Best moments: Ed reverts^img and Blocks^img BRichtigen... for using the exact same words that Bugler got away with scott free.
77	Andy takes on the myth of rape: Do the math, and you'll see it's more likely to be struck by lightning^img KevinS does the math, and no, it's not^img Andy: lalalalalalala^img.
77	Andy loses an argument, is shown how he's wrong about his relativity arguments, and even is quoted from the Bible. His response? "Godspeed, for last wordism, personalizing criticism, and basically wasting the time of others without enough substantive editing"^img Andy, when will you block yourself for the same?
77	The truth hurts, TK^img. It really does.
77	En garde!^img Riposte Philip J. Rayment lays it down!^img Critical Hit: HelpJazz fires his lazors^img! Defeated - Bugler plays Taps^img.
76	Assorted Parodists: "Obama didn't use a Bible when he took his oath in private - he's a Muslim non-President!" Karajou: "Obama took the oath properly the second time, since the Bible is not needed. Case closed^img" TK: "This is a non-issue^img" Andy (arriving late to the party): "Breaking News!^img Obama didn't use a Bible when he took his real oath in private!"
76	Namby-pamby 'energy saving' is for FAGS!^img Efficiency is an anti-American UN plot!^img. Pffft, Earth Hour is just an excuse for liberals to be lazy^img.
76	Andy dismisses Vivaldi, Tchaikovsky, Verdi, Schubert, Ravel, Mozart, and other "non-German" composers as "obscure,"^img. INSIGHT: Liburlz don't know anything!^img MOAR It's not about music, it's about language^img. ANDY WINZ I'm right I'm right I"M RIGHT!.^img MOAR!!! TK steamrolls into Andy^img.
76	The Catholic Church saga continues. Blocked editor comes back Why was my IP blocked?^img Because you disagreed with Andy, now piss off (signed TK). A fascinating insight into the methods and madness of TK. Update: Ed Poor activates his VSRD^img (very selective rudeness detector ^®). Update: ṬK decides he was too impersonal and says a more direct Auf Wiedersehen^img whilst coming up with the new concept of "Sort of" blocks.Update Andy arrives late to the party and adds his seal of approval^img
76	Barack Obama? Pfft! Did you mean OSAMA BIN LADEN?!?!?'^img
76	User: Can you clarify your essay on information theory and explain its definitions?^img Andy: Fix it yourself.^img With a sly crack about the grammar error in the previous post. User: I may hold a PhD in physics, but I've learned not to disagree with you here on relativity, since you'll delete my corrections.^img Andy: I am right, if you would just have an open mind.^img User: It's sad that you think you know more about science than someone who researches it daily.^img Andy: If you love science so much, YOU pay for it!^img TK stops the argument.^img
76	Is it really Obama who's bitter about ~~not being president of the Harvard Law Review~~, ~~not being successeful in politics~~, ~~not winning a Nobel Prize~~ er... not winning all the Nobel Prizes^img?
75	Wikipedia is in a terrible state^img, with just 146,000 active users. If only they were a Trusworthy Encyclopedia, with nearly 100^img users.
75	More proof of a young Earth. this edit^img somehow claims that the changes in the Earth's magnetic field must be exponential, and so the Earth can't possibly be old. It cites a web page from NASA. That web page has a graph showing that the field changes are anything but exponential. And it mentions that "There have been about 170 of these [magnetic field] reversals during the last 76 million years ..." Hardly an endorsement of a 6000 year old Earth. UPDATE Someone points out the "76 million years" bit. Andy reverts^img, calling it "biased and unprovable speculation" and leaves this^img classic Andyism.
75	User: How do all the unseasonably warm temperatures square with Andy's talk of how cold nights in New Jersey disprove global warming?^img Jinx _{hi Jinx!}: SHEDDAP, BLASPHEM—^img ...uh, wait, I thought of a way to respond!^img (Of course, the user who asked the question will have no comment.^img) UPDATE: The user is wrong because global warming would mean colder winters.^img (Of course, this means that Andy's cold nights in New Jersey work out as evidence for global warming, but we can iron that out later...) MORE: ṬK chimes in: This is a massive fraud that is part of a vast commie plot involving the creation of a welfare state to enslave blacks.^img
75	The debate on Fidel won't die! User: Other countries' leaders say he's alive. Do they lie, too?^img Karajou: If you think he's alive, go there to see for yourself. While you're there, try to criticize him or attend the church you want.^img Andy: Castro wrote articles? Proves NOTHING! Each day he lives, the chance he's still alive shrinks. It's amazing liberals deny he's dead! Liberals won't deny it if the NYT runs a front page article about it! THEN Cuba will announce he's dead!^img User: I was just asking questions about why you think he's dead.^img Karajou: If you don't care, then ARGUMENT OVER!^img User: I'm sorry. I just wanted the truth, not speculation.^img
75	More on Andy logic: Spain has same-sex marriage, socialism, and 20% unemployment. Therefore, Spain hasn't won a Winter Olympic Medal^img! Bonus points that he linked an article about Spain's economy instead of the well being in the Winter Olympics.
75	In Andy's world "served the creature" = "served the environment"^img (not to mention gratuitous references to homosexuality and atheism). Translation is one thing; pulling things out of your ass is quite another.
75	Pro wandalism: Counterexamples to Evolution gets a Rodgers & Hammerstein remix.^img
75	Lowkey throws a grenade^img at Aschlafly, when is block gonna happen? Update Andy shows^img leadership. Developing Ed makes a subtle grab^img for power? More Andy identifies the real problem^img - people spelling hell with a small 'h'. And in the meantime, even senior sysop CPAdmin1/Tim is about to go the way^img of the 90/10 Dodo.
74	It was inevitable.^img So, uh, how many sane editors left now? UPDATE: Hall of Fame entry!^img More: After we give AlanE sysopship after his second edit, TK blocks Alan's mail: "disablled[sic] email for this now revealed vandal site sysop"^img
74	Huh?^img (Wigo author actually rendered speechless) UPDATE The "reason" appears to be JPratt seems to think that "Homosexual Obsession" and "Obsessed Homosexual"^img are the same thing. UPDATE User^img accuses Jpatt of vandalism on Andy's talk page. Jpatt blocks^img "troublemaker". Andy reverts^img Jpatt. Jpatt deletes^img comment from Andy's talk page. Huh?
74	Somebody finally calls Andy out on his railing against elites.^img MORE: Andy responds by changing the definition of "elite,"^img of course failing to note how the Nobel Prize people fall under his new definition (or how he does not).
74	Andy to User: You can't just claim that something is subjective when you disagree with it and objective when you agree with it!^img (Also, the factual questions of science are somehow comparable to the value questions of the Best Conservative Movie.)
74	TK is an utter ~~cunt~~ cretin. (I'm sorry, I can't think of a better WIGO for this, but this level of sheer awfulness^img needs highlighting) Later: A user queries^img the statement and of course gets reverted and blocked^img.
74	Several states are looking into starting state-owned banks. Andy cheers the move for, of all things, combatting socialism.^img
74	Bigger.^img BIGGER!^img BIGGER!!!!^imgBIGGER!!!!!!11!!1^img Oh, God, yes---BIGGER!!1!11!!11^img
73	Andrew Schlafly, wearing black?^img Say it aint so! He must be one of them dangerous atheists!
73	Phyllis Schlafly regarding students silently protesting her being honored at a college graduation: "I'm not sure they're mature enough to graduate.^img" Andy Schlafly to students whose college is honoring Obama at their graduation: "PRO-TEST! PRO-TEST! PRO-TEST!^img"
73	One year later, the resentfulness of deep humiliation still comes out in Andy's latest News post^img.
73	Jpatt: Obama isn't a "Negro;"^img he's "half white half black half muslim half commie."^img"
73	Andy publicly abuses^img one of his history students, #13, LydiaM, over her homework^img. (We do not know whether Lydia is a parodist/faker; it's not important.) Andy is particularly shocked by the misspelling "reforamation", and says that this "seems a like a mistake an uninformed public school person would make." We won't waste your internet bandwidth with 20 screenfuls of misspellings by Andy and his homeschooled minions (except this one^img, a reply to Lydia.) Andy asks how long Lydia has been ~~beating his wife~~ attending public school. She says she's a homeschooler. Ouch!
73	Haiti was devastated by its earthquake through a lack of U.S.-style economic freedom^img because "economic freedom saves lives." Interesting insight! OR, it could be because Haiti's poverty is caused by centuries of debt exploitation, not unfree markets, and the abatement of property damage in California is itself due to the the liberal California government's onerous and intrusive regulation of building codes.
72	Andy doesn't want the US healthcare system to become as 'bad' as the UK's^img....that's right, the one that's ranked 19 places *above* the US by the WHO!
72	User asks "Its a bit hypocritical of you to blast Wikipedia for blocking scientologists when I have seen many similar blocks here"^img. Andy replies Nonsense! We only block "individuals".^img Individuals like Oxford University for example?
72	Yes Ed, I'm sure that's a mistake we'll all make.^img
71	BHarlan: "NASA does not accept YEC as truth and thus doesn't count as a reliable source."^img Roger: "...wait, what?"^img
71	Andy, again, makes up some utter bullshit and sells it as "CONSERVATIVE TRIUMPH!"^img
71	Jpatt sums up the conservapedia philosophy^img for a new user.
71	Conservapedia for Dummies Chapter Three: How to Adjust the Truth. User: "Conservative bias exists. Can we make one 'political' bias page?"^img JacobB: "That's silly. Liberal bias is a serious problem. Liberals deny they have a liberal bias and twist facts to fit their bias. Besides, everyone knows that people Google 'liberal bias' more than just 'bias'."^img "Besides, a page on 'conservative bias' is pejorative, and we can't have that on a conservative-biased site."^img RickD: "Liberals are incorrigible liars, unlike conservatives. Objectively, liberals are the worst liars."^img TeaKakkke: "I'll delete conservative bias because a dirty liberal made the article."^img Lies,^img and bullying.^img
70	Classic deranged Schlafly: Andy versus a good natured user, who is on the same side and agrees with Andy^img. How dare he make a friendly suggestion to add a link to a charity and not mention LIBRULS?! Contribute more! Liberal deceit! We won't have charities around here! Defeating liberals is more important than supporting charities! *BANNED!*^img
70	Andy sez: The Trojan Horse was liberal deceit!^img
70	Andy demonstrates his thorough ignorance of what "aspiring" means.^img Sure, Andy; you still only aspire to be an actress after you've acted in a bevy of films and become a world-famous sex symbol.
70	Well, that was fast!^img
69	How to be a douche, TK-style: 1) User raises concern^img 2) Let them know that you can see their personal info, so they don't try to raise concern again^img 3) Another user questions your move^img 4) Attack with "LIBERAL," "AD HOMINEM," "DECEIT," "MENTAL ILLNESS," "FRAUD," and anything else you can.^img 5) User concedes defeat^img 6) In an act of stupendous self-contradiction, deny that the user could have been mistaken^img and GODSPEED^img. MOAR: Accuse banned user of deceit for refusing to acknowledge they are wrong^img
69	PJR starts his own wiki in response to all the crap he's received at CP. Is this the beginning of a long and beautiful fiendship?
69	Even though you've made a good effort at explaining a difficult concept concisely, you've got too high a word to substance ratio^img so you're probably a liberal! Update: OTOH, perhaps it's about my short attention span^img
69	Andy proves his complete illiteracy, saying that Wikipedia conceals and omits^img how Riemann tried to prove Genesis mathematically. He obviously read "To this end, he even tried to prove mathematically the correctness of the Book of Genesis" as "Riemann was an atheist and an evilutionist."
69	Andy: Those gay dominators are at it again. The mainstream media are ignoring the Boy Scouts' 100th anniversary,^img and to prove it, I'll link to a mainstream media article about the Boy Scouts' 100th anniversary!
68	Do not think!^img Conform to the Lecture!^img Conservative Grading^img, perhaps?
68	Real name policy gone wrong: "Dear PUG, we don't allow usernames with all capital letters^img - Signed, JY23."
68	A totally reasonable question^img to ask on an economics quiz.
68	User 188 "defies the liberal model"^img of explaining science, points out that girls are stupid.
68	Andy adds some much needed "logic"^img to an entry. MOAR It would also seem that Andy thinks the only reason that leaves turn brown in autumn is to impress us humans with their beauty^img UPDATE Andy defends his position.^img Update PatWills: Beauty is subjective, I prefer green leaves^img Andy: Stop denying beauty!^img
67	TK shows that perspective is everything as he grabs LArron's rangeblock summary table^img to demonstrate how CP only blocked 0.328% of the entire Internet: 10,513,786 IPs on a site with 28,132 users and 607,279 edits.^img "Proof of hysterical, deceit-filled caterwauling by vandal sites" indeed.
67	Andy on the theory of special relativity: "...why haven't you been quoting the Bible during your many edits to this site?"^img
67	RJJensen continues his conservative-bias purge in the Examples of Liberal Bias,^img removing several with "no evidence provided." Ed partially agrees, but notes two examples that do not need evidence.^img Then ṬK butts in and reverts everything,^img breaking an irony meter with his edit comment: "Changes of this sort, of a political nature, must be discussed first. We are not just an encyclopedia, Dr. Jensen."
67	"Time to move on", and erase all those annoying parting criticisms^img of CP by respected former admins. Nothing here to see folks, move along now...(User page is their castle... yeah.)
67	The First Amendment to the United States Constitution: now also applicable in the United Kingdom, apparently^img.
67	Jinx _{hi Jinx!} single-handedly disproves Evolution^img with his teeth and faulty logic.
67	Andy on ~~his~~ Conservapedia's upcoming Colbert Report appearance: Hopefully we won't have to explain what the Bible is!^img Stephen Colbert teaches Sunday school. Tonight, who will be schooling whom?
67	Eek! President Obama's hatching another commie plot to turn the public schools into his own personal breeding ground for a private army of left-wing Alinsky socialist schoolchildren! (Of course, a Hitler Youth poster is a perfect illustration for this shocking piece of news.^img)
67	Shocker! RationalWiki just looked on the internet at the Conservapedia main page news^img and there is a news story in regards to the complete absence of news on Wikipedia in regards to non-news on the internet.
66	Andy the history teacher. "Your answer is excellent; shame that I'm actually clueless about what I'm teaching^img." Italy changed sides in WW1??!! MOAR!" Mussolini^img was Italy's leader in WW1!
66	While deep-burning CP's wiki-history, TK accuses some people of forging screenshots^img. Is it true, or was that just forged? Paradox headaches will ensue. UPDATE Copyright debate over flower picture in the Sexual Continence article? What copyright debate?!^img
66	The weakly toons^img get weaker. Although it's good to see the word quim^img appearing on the main page of a family friendly site! Keep up the good work, Karajou. JacobB makes the weakest justification ever^img. And Andy approves!^img UPDATE And Karajou deletes^img the offending scribble anyway - and forgets to fix "mainpageleft" first, leaving an embarrassing red link at the top of the main page^img, which ♥ K e n D o l l ♥ manages to delete in a single edit!^img
66	User points out UK conservatives are different than US conservatives.^img Andy: "I smite thee with my Schlafly Quote Generator!"^img
65	Mystery:Did humour exist before Conservapedia?^imgUpdate:No^img, no^img, no^img!!!1
65	According to Sir Schlafly, China invented fireworks BEFORE gunpowder^img. Bonus points: the Chinese managed to invent bamboo.
65	Did Andy just call us well educated?^img Counter-question: Do you really give a damn about the opinion of a guy who thinks that 98.2K^img are "nearly as many monthly visitors"^img as Wikipedia's 75.5M? Update: Clutching at straws Andy?^img
65	More creepiness^img from Uncle Ed. Update: TK crushes^img Ed's hopes.
65	TK: "Email is required."^img Ed Poor: "Please email me your real name and phone number." Andy: "Private communications are disfavored on this wiki."^img UPDATE: Checkmate?^img No, wait ... that's checkmate!^img 'NOTHA UPDATE: TK's joined the fun! And what does he do...?^img Moar Roman says something stupid^img that will get him banned. Intermission: TK "archives"^img Andy's talk page... to the memory hole in order to remove any trace of Andy disagreeing with TK's policy. Even Moar Yep, Andy saw it^img...and did the usual^img.
65	At last! Someone who can compose an intelligible sentence gives some constructive advice^img. UPDATE: TK is pissed!^img UPDATE IanG thanks Hsmom for her research^img but, of course we cant have that!^img TK proves what a dishonest prick he really is by deep burning the conversation before blocking and deleting IanG.
65	In the beginning was the ~~Word~~ ~~Truth~~^img ~~Word~~^img ~~Living Word~~^img ~~"Concealing Word" of God~~^img ~~Utterance~~^img ~~order~~^img ~~Command~~^img ~~perfect order~~^img Realization that wiki-based Bible-translation by amateurs is a bad idea, and the Realization was with God, and the Realization was God.
65	How reality works on Planet ~~Andy~~ Conservapedia: The Telegraph chooses ten conservative films that are "clueless and obscure."^img All the movies won major awards, and all but one were blockbusters.
65	Conservapedia refutes old naturalistic scientific theory on the origins of life with a new one^img
64	The Obama-bashing gets ever more hysterical. Now he is supposed to be Muslim because he "non-dance-danced" at the inaugural ball, and his well-known morning workouts at the gym have been revealed to be secret Muslim prayer sessions^img, facing Mecca of course. They don't seem to like this guy.
64	Atheists, like the ancient Greeks, have no sense of humour^img. Then why is this so funny?
64	America ... elects socialists - but is becoming more and more conservative.^img UPDATE: We don't ask^img questions like that^img around here buddy. MOAR UPDATE: User: Can we get a response to that question?^img ṬK: what part of no questions^img do you not understand?^img
64	The rape of teh Bible continues - Jesus wore "comfortable and nice"^img clothes. No kaftan and sandals for this hippie.
64	Schlafly Statistics revealed in their true colours: A user adds some new reasons why liberals are liberals.^img Andy promptly juggles a few percentages^img so the proportions attached to said reasons do not add up to 120%.
64	User: The 'civilized world' does not equal the USA.^img Please don't ban me.^img RJJensen: I'm going to assume I'm right.^img BTW, this is mine.^img Enjoy your banhammer for...um..last-wordism!^img Joaquin (Mexican) chirps in: USA= world? Sounds fine to me!^img
64	A soldier didn't die!^img So it's obviously JC's doing. What about all those that did die? was that JC's fault too?
64	Al Gore is now officially responsible for anything done in response to Global Warming.^img
64	Step right up folks! All your favorite Schlaflyisms in one place!^img. Hear the "You're Clueless!", Gasp at the denigration of Obama, laugh at the hilarious typos, be shocked at the offensive anti-British sign off!!
63	Conservapedia old: Democrats are trying to get Burris in office on the basis of race^img. Conservapedia new: Democrats are discriminating against Burris on the basis of race^img.
63	Stopping parodists, the CP way: There are not nor ever have been parodists here^img. Move along.
63	RobS: Obama administration criticised over domestic spying program!^img.....in a report dated: 2007 UPDATE: Removed^img by Karajou after all of 16 hours.
63	Consistency, Conservapedia Style: 2008: When Sarah Palin's yahoo email was hacked, and confidential information stolen, CP condemned the hackers, with Jinx pointing out (liberals) have bellowed about privacy rights...when it comes to a Republican...such rights just (fly) out the nearest window.^img Then became openly orgasmic when said hacker was caught.^img Modern Day: Computer Hackers break into climate change center, stealing confidential items, CP says HA! Look at what this information says.^img
63	A U.S. Air Force Academy decides to show their respect of freedom of religion by establishing a Wiccan prayer circle. Jpatt's response: OH NOEZ!! We must coexist with evil^img. Followed by an incredibly lame picture^img bought to you by TK^img. MOAR Insanity! A user challenges the headline: But the Air Force is just providing a place for cadets to worship, there is no mentioning of the Air Force adopting Wiccan practice^img. TK: Yeah, we conservatives have "common sense."^img Jpatt: Amen to that. The headline will stay as it is^img. User: You're not getting my point here^img.
63	Andy cries Liberal interference^img when a six year old child is suspended for taking live ammunition to school.
63	FernoKlump pops off^img a first-class parthian shot. MOAR TARGET After the shot is cleared, AlanM reposts it^img. Subsequent beletion^img and kill^img.
62	Another instance of TK's insanity, paranoia, and wild range blocking. With the usual Parthian shot^img, including TK's email messages, showing his logical style for all to see. Burned by Jpatt after 7 minutes, of course.
62	User: Andy, I work in a scientific field and I've never met a biologist who denies evolution.^img Andy: You need to get out more, then. And I bet you don't read the most logical book ever, the Bible.^img
62	Relativity, bane of science^img
62	Andy nitpicks.^img Any opinion on the agendas?
62	It's Sunday, so that means another Andy insig- No! Wait! OMG! It's a ṬK insight!^img Oh wait... no it's not. It's been plagiarised from these guys.
62	"There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed. But always— do not forget this, Winston— always there will be the intoxication of power, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler. Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless. If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face— forever.^img" says JacobB. Of course, the caveat applies: "If the universe lasts that long!"^img
62	Schlafly Sympathy in action^img: An elderly Democratic senator has stomach cancer, which is regrettable. But on the bright side, the state now has a ~~RINO~~ Republican Governor who gets to replace him when he croaks!
62	Gasp! Andy finds conclusive proof^img that Jesus (and millions of other fishermen) was a right winger. So what does that make trawlers? Unfortunately Andy doesn't know that the left half of the brain controls the right side of the body.
62	This^img is what happens when a person who hasn't seen a movie decides to write not just a summary of that movie, but an analysis of the inner message. Ebert's been going to a lot of unnecessary trouble all these years, it seems.
61	Conservapedia reaches new heights of conciseness.^img
61	Now, everyone expects a little bias but really Jpatt^img you have got to be jesting!
61	Andy cleans out "atheistic bias"^img from the starlight problem article by removing a quote from a creationist.
61	Conservapedia, the site that thinks doctors should be forced to tell patients imaginary risks relating to abortion and vaccines, thinks making cell phone manufacturers report the levels of radiation emitted by their products is "nanny-statism".^img Remember this simple rule, folks: it's only nanny-statism if a lib-burr-rul proposes it!
61	Conservapedia: love capitalism, hate the freedom it grants their enemies.^img
61	PJR takes on Andy & Ed in direct Konfrontation^img. It'll end in tears! It appears that PJR is taking a stand: removing^img the Muslim crap from Obama's page and now rewriting^img Ken's Mainpage bragging! (see entry 3 below) FIGHT! MOAR Andy reverts Philip^img and removes some comments that highlight Andy's tortured logic.^img
61	Epistemology, Assfly style:^img ...more people agree that autumn foliage is beautiful than agree that 2+2=4. If you agree the latter is absolute, so is the former. More American voters agree that Obama will make a good president than agree that Dubya was a good president or agree that McCain would have made a good president. What does that mean, Andy?
60	CPAdmin1 to Aschlafly: Your source is a blog. I gave 4 separate sources that are Greek lexicons. Which do you think is more reliable?^img. Do you really want to know? UPDATE: I'll take my blog and some shit I just made up^img over your fancy book larnin any day MOAR! Tim, it is well known that expertise is a liberal trait!^img Think for yourself and think the same thoughts as I do. Your gut instinct plus whatever random blogs you can find that support it are far more reliable.
60	CJHallock describes a news item regarding a creation website's traffic statistics as "less than illuminating."^img Andy sez: the BIGGER question is does it bother you that most people reject the theory of evolution?^img
60	Andy explains agnosticism.^img Apparently, a fair-minded agnostic is a Christian on Monday, Wednesday, Sunday, and every other Saturday.
60	TerryH rolls up his sleeves.^img
60	The weeks get shorter and the toons get weaker^img.UPDATE:and weaker^img
60	User: Endogenous retroviruses put the theory of evolution beyond reasonable doubt.^img ♥ K e n D o l l ♥: Um ... er ... HEEEEELLLLLPPPPP!!! Quick! Before I run out of Bible verses to quote!^img UPDATE: User: What are these "creation scientists" of which you speak?^img ♥ K e n D o l l ♥: Look it up ... no wait, don't!!^img
60	It's up, only 48 minutes late!^img And it starts off with a bang: "1. Suppose a friend asked you, 'Did your Economics course have homework questions on the topic of prayer?' You would best reply might be, 'No, there were not many Economics questions about prayer, because..." We're still unsure whether Andy wants to hear a) prayer is free or b)c)d)e) prayer sucks.
60	JacobB: "You're a liberal with a very high made-up score!"^img Andy: "AMAZING! Make a page on how to calculate this!"^img JacobB: "We have the technology, but we can't let the bad guys know how to defeat it!"^img (Not like vandals haven't already cracked how to be a CP-approved member.)
60	It's not much of a surprise to anyone but ♥ K e n D o l l ♥ that Conservapedia's web traffic has increased since 2000^img...perhaps because the site was created in 2006^img
59	"Hermaphrodites: further proof against evolution"^img.......WHAT!?.........Conservapedia: because your brain deserves a break
59	Editor: "Excuse me, but there's a basic flaw in your theory there"^img. Andy: "Neee Naww your pants are on fire AND you're a stupid cow!"^img. Mature debate at its finest.
59	UN diplomats in New York don't pay parking tickets? Outrageous!^img US diplomats in London don't pay parking tickets? La la la la! I can't hear you!^img Update: As always, TK wins the argument.^img
59	"Sea level rise is a fraud,"^img and to prove it Conservapedia links to a graph mentioning things that happened 24,000 years ago. Careful, there; that's 18,000 years before the world was made!
59	Andy would like to know^img why dinosaurs are not called by their "real name": lizards. (And no, that's not what begging the question means dammit!)
59	Andy just couldn't resist talking about school prayer in his economics exam^img (question #2).
59	Andy the "lawyer" feels that state law should be trumped by Bible verses.^img
59	MarkGall wants to come back.^img Andy: Payback's a bitch!^img TK: I want to see you beg for it.^img
59	Hold a grudge^imglong, Andy?
59	Um, what?^img
59	Gibbs mocks Palin's notes written on hand. ANDY: Liberals' antics are childish^img!! I mean, what kind of juvenile ass mocks someone^img for using^img notes while^img speaking in^img public^img?
59	Yes, believing in evolution is a... syndrome.^img The supply of irony meters cannot meet the demand. Update: Somebody feels like tempting fate^img. Update the second: The irony, Claptin! She cannae take much more of it!^img But wait, after clever wandalism, Andy refuses to teach^img the controversy^img
58	♗ x ♛ !^img Andy refuses to give in....
58	MOAR ANDY: User: Andy, Brits won't admit there's a ban on Catholic Prime Ministers because no such ban exists.^img Andy: If truth were so important, then come up with a better way to say "there's a ban on the Prime Minister being a Catholic!"^img And I have proof that such a ban exists, because no Catholic has been a Prime Minister! 'Nother User: Andy, Brits have talked about a Catholic Prime Minister before, and there is no ban.^img Why Blair waited is Blair's business. Andy: "Constitutional scholars" make all sorts of claims, including silly ones. Nothing you say refutes the three facts I cite above, and I welcome alternative wording that does not censor the facts.^img
58	The Conservapedia way: invent the statistics, then invent the data to fit them^img
58	School's in, Mr. Schlafly.^imgIs this guy really a teacher?
58	CJH is mad about the copyright violations^img Instant update: RJJensen: "You're clueless.^img It's not theft unless we break into the artist's computer and erase the file there after grabbing a copy!" Umm, no CJH: We're talking about stealing rights, not the file itself^img. FUCK OFF I'VE TAUGHT COPYRIGHT AT NUMEROUS LAW SCHOOLS RJJ: the copyright owner still has his file and his rights. Oh and fairusefairusefairuse!!1!^img. MORE CJH: Saying it's fair use sure makes things easier, don't it?^img MOAR! RJJ: Fairusefairusefairusefairusefairuse and shut your insolent yap^img for attempting to speak for the copyright holder, USURPER!MOARMOARMOAR MOAR!^img Still MoarRJJ thinks ignoring CJH fixes the copyright problems^imgCJH disagrees^img. With the usual result^img.TK hides the whole fraking thing^img with his new rights
58	Karajou QUITS^img. PJR wonders "was it something I said?" Moer: Bungler pours oil on troubled waters^img
58	Andy: Breaking news!^img.....Jpatt (12 days ago): Breaking news!^img.....Karajou (14 days ago): Breaking news!^img
58	ChrisY: "I urge you to donate to the Red Cross as they're really quick helping on the scene of a disaster." Ed Poor:^img "How can they possibly want to save lives as much as a church? You're an idiot." Bonus Hypocrisy: 39 minutes later Ed, who in a massive freudian slip mentions hypocrisy in the edit comment, suggests that a secular organisation^img is the goods--apparently completely rejecting the notion of church run fire services.
58	TK to RJJ: It's on!!!^img UPDATE: Professor Jensen dares to question an Andy Insight™^img
58	TK: "Books are also another example of a liberal trap!"^img (That's a quote, not a paraphrase!)
58	User: I don't think Jews serving in the U.S. military would appreciate being referred to as "Christian soldiers"^img. TK: I doubt it would bother them, and if not they'll just have to "get over it"^img.
58	The trustworthy encyclopedia finds more trustworthy sources^img.
58	Oh, boy! The new stupidity^img is out! UPDATE: Schlafly Statistics still to come^img? UPDATER Bullshit statistics are GO!^img
57	The great work of creating the Schlafly Bible has begun^img!
57	Andy tries his best to forget that whole 'list thing'^img. Update: It's back up! Burn, baby, burn!^img Proposed for speedy delete due to "National security concerns" - CALL TEH FBI!! UPDATE: Deleted. UPDATE:Screen cap
57	Andy^img thinks^img the Associated Press use Conservapedia to do their factchecking. However,^img a careful reader might have inferred it from where it is clearly stated in the original article, which was posted at least four hours before Andy's claim. "Cody? Cody?"^img.
57	Obama's former pastor makes anti-Semitic remarks! CP's response? Front page news!^img Radical anti-Semite and Obama "birther" conspiracy loon commits a terrorist act at the Washington, DC Holocaust Museum! CP's response? TK blames and compares the antisemitism of the shooter to the left and Obama!^img
57	Jpatt^img performs^img some,^img um,^img unusual^img pagemoves.^img Among other changes, Rush Limbaugh is now a gay bomb and Ronald Reagan a gay cupid.
57	Andy deludes himself^img that he is competing with serious Bible scholars.
57	Glove slap: Ed overwrites JacobB's talk page^img with a demand for a writing plan. UPDATE: Ed wants to show JacobB a little more gentleness.^img
57	A definition of conservative words finally gets added^img to Andy's pet word-mangling project. Karajou deletes it and blocks the editor^img for "inserting nonsense or gibberish". The nonsense and gibberish were Andy's own^imgdefinitions^img. Is Karajou coming to his senses?
57	"I'm going to try to work this article back to a more accurate definition over the next few gays."^img - Foxtrot
56	Jpatt tries to argue about the science^img...to say he gets it completely and humiliatingly wrong would be an understatement...
56	Andy admits he likes the^img British National Party, except where they're too liberal. This is what happens when you think education comes from pontificating before doing the requisite reading, even at your own blog.
56	In a stunning display of competence, TK blocks Conservapedia^img from Conservapedia (domain-address: 65.60.9.250). Good job, ṬK!
56	NicholasT apologetically throws his hat^img into the great humor debate. Schalfly responds^img. NicholasT responds^img. Assfly slaps JeffC^img on the wrist for interfering with the debate^img. TK decides the debate has already ended and declares that NicholasT was insisting on last wordism^img.
56	Clement returns and delivers the Parthian^img Andy's been waiting for. UPDATE: TK burned it after only 8 minutes.
56	♥ K e n D o l l ♥ discovers ONE person in the UK who opposes evolution.^img ♥ K e n D o l l ♥ does not even bother to say who this person is. ♥ K e n D o l l ♥ declares EPIC WINZ! UPDATE: ♥ K e n D o l l ♥ trolls for more attention.^img
56	Andy, someone being homeschooled isn't remotely relevant to their skills in throwing and catching a ball.^img More: It will however prevent you from getting laid despite being on the cover of Sports Illustrated and in college [1]^img
56	Andy on wormholes: "Its relatively unattractive name has probably hurt its popularity and interest level among the general public"^img
56	Even the Bible's too liberal for Andy^img
56	For extra credit in your homework for Economics Lecture 5, discuss whether or not the Conservative Bible Project is a good thing^img For a lot of extra credit, explain why it's the most significant event in Bible publishing since the invention of ~~movable type~~ Jesus. UPDATE: Teh Assfly has deleted the question^img and locked the page, declaring the lecture complete.^img
56	~~Prince Charming~~ TK: Oh no he wasn't!^img History: Oh yes he was!
56	The president should listen to everyone except^img those "hate filled" atheists, of course.
56	Open your mind^img! Only then you can misread a text^img the same way as Andy does^img!
56	" 09:15, 3 December 2008 Bugler (Talk \| contribs) blocked^img Philip J. Rayment (Talk \| contribs) with an expiry time of 3 days (account creation disabled) ‎ (Insulting Andy)" Rationalwiki has no comment at this time Update: "11:39, 3 December 2008 Learn together (Talk \| contribs) unblocked^img Philip J. Rayment (Talk \| contribs) ‎ (No authority to do so; please be mindful of chain of command))"
56	While in Hawaii, Obama ate Spam Musubi. Muslims by law can't eat pork. Therefore, Obama cannot be a muslim! Andy: Not everyone knows Spam is made of pork, therefore it's not proof!^img Obama drank beer, perhaps. At least there's a beer called Obama Beer. Aschlafly imagines beer isn't forbidden in Islam. Beer is forbidden. You can't easily make this much stupidity up, folks. Is Andy a Muslim as well?
55	Ed Poor, HIV denier^img.
55	Ed moves^img the Obama article to "Barack Hussein Obama". How long until he moves the other presidents like George Walker Bush or William Jefferson Clinton? Oh, wait, almost forgot that those guys don't have Evil Muslim Middle Names CP needs to emphasize. Bonus Lulz: The move causes CP's Redirect Fixing Bot to go wild and vandalize^img the Main Page.
55	Oh, sweet merciful crap -- ~~Ken~~ Conservapedia has launched^img a YouTube channel. UPDATE: Apparently, comments are now moderated. Surprise, surprise.
55	Schlafly Skimming at its best: The Telegraph laughs at Conservapedia for "hav[ing] no time for reality's liberal bias." Andy, in his infinite illiteracy, brags about being in the news.^img UPDATE: "Conservative" and "UK" don't belong in the same sentence.^img
55	User pwns Andy with his own words^img. No last wordism...yet. UPDATE: Assfly: No two buildings are of equal height.^img Let us hope he never decides to become an architect.
55	User: Hey guys, look at this poll I found^img. TK posts the same news item^img and then lies, saying the user should've checked the news section as it had already been posted.^img User: Actually, I think I brought it up first...^img TK spits in his face.^img
55	TK and Andy, the only two enforcers left, are getting really thin-skinned and short-tempered. See this^img for some of TK's short-temperedness. That same victim got further welcoming treatment as he tried to create a disambiguation page for Boston, with a redirect^img. His efforts were reverted^img and burned^img because of "silly, foreign cities". (Though JM later put those silly foreign cities back in^img!) Remember when CP was a vibrant, active, and exciting (albeit insane) place? With many people actively working at "building an encyclopedia"? So much so that they even had article creation contests? Oops: That Boston page that Administrator Joaquín Martínez put silly foreign cities back into? Unauthorized.^img
55	TK's article destruction contest continues. You can't write something without citing a reference for it, and books aren't acceptable^img as a thing to cite! TK can't take your word for it that the book says what you claim, without going to the library and looking at the book. UPDATE: "Books aren't for internet users.^img Only trolls insist on using them!^img" MOAR: RJJ^img says "'tis Ok for I hath added MOAR books!"^img
55	Andy praises the lack of profanity and tobacco products in a home-schooled football league in Georgia^img. Better than praising their commitment to "Acedemics and Atheletics".
55	Andy is having a fit^img because the Merriam-Webster dictionary doesn't agree with his straw-man definition of "liberal."
55	The beacon of salvation for the entire world is not God, but America.^img
55	When Karajou decides the debate is closed,^img the debate is closed^img UPDATE: Karajou backs down and apologises!^img
55	User: "Your speculation about Castro's death is violating the rules."^img - TK: "Impossible. We are the rules."^img
55	Gambling: Highly addictive and can threaten the addict's capacity for a normal, healthy life.^img Except, that is, when Obama advises people not to "blow a bunch of cash in Las Vegas," at which point it of course becomes every red-blooded right-winger's duty to do just that.^img
55	DouglasA and Uncle Ed engage in some self-congratulatory banter^img as they show off their Shakespearean erudition about the phrase "methinks the lady doth protest too much" from Macbeth. Which is to say, Hamlet.
55	Woo-hoo! Big Phil pisses on^img and then removes^img Aschlafly's bizarre but heavily defended^img Pokiston news story from the front page. Stirring stuff. Bungler then protests on Main page talk^img and on Phil's own page^img. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! (Bugler then creates a new page: Dispute^img!) UPDATE: It keeps getting better. Bugler foams at the mouth, accuses PJR of facilitating Al Qaeda's attempts to insert a sleeper cell into the White House^img. UPDATE: Dear Leader to PJR: Fuck you, Liberal^img. UPDATE: Sick of PJR, Bugler turns his attention to his old foe HelpJazz^img. UPDATE "Thats right, I said Fuck You, Phil"^img
55	A great post by Andy on gun control: "You disagree with me, you are not a conservative."^img (simultaneously demonstrating that his knowledge of other countries is greater than natives of those countries). Also, ungrammatical ode to guns of the day: "Conservatives (and anyone who realizes that the overwhelmingly defensive use of guns) oppose gun control..." Update: "What dictionary says that your definition is correct?"^img - "The one I wrote, duh."^img (More lulz: the article Andy points to doesn't actually prove his point anyway). UPDATE "PJR, you're not a proper conservative like me"^img, says Andy. The dialogue continues as Andy and his wordview is ripped to shreds by, well, everyone.
55	I know your name can't be "Lisa"^img because, um...well...never mind. Banned. So^img much^img stupid,^img so^img little^img time. (Note: (account creation disabled) blocks the user's IP, so she can't recreate anyway)
54	Andy: The Virginia Tech shootings weren't due to "mental insanity," but to the school curriculum. His proof?^img Another Virginia Tech student has decapitated someone with a knife. Apparently he wasn't crazy either.
54	TK just loves the Irish!^img
54	Andy: My site was down? That's unpossible!!!^img!!
54	Jallen shortens the list of block reasons,^img claiming that its length is irritating.^img ṬK flips her off.^img Jallen suggests that TK might be partly to blame;^img TK locks that talk-page^img (apparently forgetting that Jallen is also a sysop) as he is all in a huff about Jallen "editing his post" by un-signing it.^img
54	Andy posits that Hitler made a pact with the devil^img and couldn't say so because he would lose credibility with Germany's atheists. Furthermore, the question of whether Hitler did this is one of the Greatest Mysteries of World History.^img
54	Andy is really REALLY starting to lose his mind over this "conservative word" project^img.
54	Witness one of the world's rarest events! The Schlafly apology!^img Followed by the inevitable kiss of death.^img UPDATE Another Schlafly apology!^img What the fuck is going on?
54	Ignorance of Conservapedia "no gossip" rules doesn't get much better than RobS citing a gossip column^img containing an unnamed source claiming an unpublished tell-all book by a former John Edwards assistant contains reference to a sex tape made by Edwards. Best part? The sex tape apparently features a "cocaine addicted prostitute", despite the fact the cited article makes absolutely no mention of any such person. You've outdone yourself, Rob.
54	"Uncle" Ed Poor really wants to make sure fellow Conservatives have no difficulty^img looking for porn on CP.
54	The best example of Andy's Law since "Muslims don't dance": "An intelligent designer is not constrained by an idiotic straight-jacket of consistency."^img
54	No witty comment required for this one^img
54	American History Homework Twelve Answers - Student 25^img says "Russia" when he means the entire USSR, says that the Vietnam and Korean wars were "the two wars that caused immense casualties between 145 and 1980", is impressed by Jackie Robinson "because baseball is shown everywhere so he received a lot bad criticism and hate", says Lyndon Johnson was known "for his ability to shove everyone out of his way", and claims that the "Warren court was anti-God they made a lot of bad and unmoral decisions". What grade does this startling oversimplification of American politics and butchering of English grammar earn Student 25? "Perfect answers! Superb. May use this as a model! 70/70. Congratulations!" Yeah, I'm sure this is preparing kids really well for the AP tests. Especially since, among fourteen papers^img, everybody got either 70/70 or 100/100 except for one 69/70 and one 99/100.
53	After Wonkette showcases a CP article, TK engages^img in damage control, saying that "Conservapedia in no way sanctioned it"... which would be a lot more believable if Senior Sysop DeanS hadn't implied^img his okay by only reverting a single edit in it, leaving the rest untouched. UPDATE: TK is quick to block^img the Internet Parodist/Vandal (or perhaps the political terrorist) who created the article.
53	Sure, take a complaint about public school grade inflation^img from an uncredentialed teacher reluctant to grade anything less than 8/10.
53	In other words - "Girls should just be quiet and bake more cookies^img"
53	A new mystery!^img
53	More news from Andy! The bible has lots of "socialist words^img". Words like "fellow" and "labored". If unchecked, this could lead to a "'social justice' movement".
53	Andy:^img it's well-known outside liberal college campuses that feminists have no sense of humor. Look, 30,000 hits on Yahoo proves it! User:^img But "conservatives" "no sense of humor" gets 87,000 hits!
53	You aint no conservative! No real conservative would use a capital "C"!^img
53	According to ~~the beloved leader~~ Andy^img, Conservapedia isn't a dictatorship but the public schools are.
53	The relativity disputes, part umpteen. Jfraatz: Andy, relativity is not a liberal theory.^img It's a good scientific one and here's some reasons why.^img Why would the university squelch opposition to it? Andy: Relativity contradicts logic, evidence and the Bible. Its promoters are more liberal than Democrats. Liberals control universities. Universities squelch the opposition.^img UPDATE: Banhammer for "rudeness to other editors."^img MORE: JacobB serves notice that questioning Andy on this topic is ~~blockworthy~~ Not Helpful.^img Morning After: Roger: Andy, you ignorant slut!^img
53	Andy, 21^st Century Isaac Newton^img.
53	Andy gives us a link^img to a professor damning his "translation" of the Bible. The professor "James F. McGrath is an associate professor of religion at Butler University in Indianapolis". Andy: "His one-sided article illustrates why liberals should no longer be trusted to translate the Bible in secret." Those professor values get everywhere, don't they? UPDATE: Andy realizes that he is getting too close to a libel suit.^img
53	"Andy, I have some questions^img. And do you really think you can just ignore any criticism you don't like? Oh, I see^img. UPDATE: "Why did you revert my comment?"^img "La la can't hear you."^img "That doesn't make sense."^img "So's your face!^img MORE: Sensing inconvenient truths^img, Bugler comes to Andy's aid. Take that, Toffers^img, Get stuffed, Buggers^img. AND: "Plz to stop the censorship kthxbye?"^img. "Do not want."^img IT GOES ON: Disagreeing with Andy, no matter what way you phrase it, is verboten.^img
52	Andy gets totally, totally pwned^img by some user who actually passed high school history.
52	After Ed Poor opens a comment^img with a vague criticism of Dear Leader, TK decides that new user Umlaut wrote it, and makes a thinly-veiled threat to ban him in the same edit^img. Update: One comment^img later, the guy gets a 3 month block^img despite PJR's best efforts.^img Update of Doom: TK removes^img Ieuan's analysis and then declares the discussion to be over by archiving^img the rest of the page, leaving nothing^img behind. Mandatory update: Wheel^img War^img with quality edit comments like "the comments were removed because they were trolling, and offered by a non lawyer on a technical matter, so therefore gibberish". A cookie to the brave soul who tells Andy that during the next Lenski Incident.
52	Jpatt pens a new masterpiece^img, because, after all, whatever opinion you write is true as long as you quote the Bible.
52	BREAKING NEWS: hELL. Freezes. Over!^img UPDATE Thaws, then re-freezes!^img
52	Dr. Uncle Ed doesn't like truth undermining his homophobia:^img "We don't want to hear that anyone can get this disease. It undermines the point that it's a gay disease!" UPDATE! Ed's thorough knowledge of rimming^img plants a very unfortunate image.
52	aSK becomes unmentionable^img, too...
52	Dear gOD!! Ken is trying to sing^img now! Please someone make it stop!
52	While much of CP is, as they like to put it, "concise", some sentences are amazing, like this^img: "While to some this page may seem superfluous, or that it manifests a supererogatory effort, it may be observed, by those who are engaged in Biblical apologetics, that outside of atheism's often ignorant renderings of what the Bible means, and its denial of its inspiration, pro-homosexual "apologetics" provides the most amount and degree of material which denies the evident and substantiated historical meaning of Biblical texts, both in denying what is [sic] does say against homosexual relations, and forcing homosex into passages it does not fit into." Got that?
52	Andy cleans out evilutionist lies, such as the absurd proposition that valleys formed by erosion,^img instead of being formed by a flood.
52	Abortion and breast cancer are linked! And to prove it, Susan G. Komen for the Cure gave some money to Planned Parenthood!^img
52	RobSmith: Why debate, when I can call on Godwin's Law?^img
52	Consistency CP style: it's horrendous censorship when a 2 bit sportsman gets dropped after a gay slur, but wonderful news^img when a senator gets denied communion for his views
52	FrankC: "But the examples you use are experts! The public wouldn't understand questions about high-level math or physics."^img Andy: "Many of the public can understand higher math. You show the harm of 'experts only' mentality. By pretending that only experts can understand something, you destroy my pet project. Arrogant pricks like you force Perelman into hiding."^img FrankC: "Perelman fits your definition of an expert to a T. And he chose to be a recluse because of his eccentricity. Also, people who understand higher math are experts in math."^img Memory holing in 3... 2... Update 1: Andy can't be wrong. "You're simply redefining 'expert.' Since Perelman didn't have a math job, he wasn't an expert. Perelman rejected the experts in math, so he wasn't an expert himself!"^img
52	User: We forgot to offer Christmas well-wishes to the major non-Western denomination of Christians on the day they observe it. Ed (the Grinch) Poor: First write the Orthodox Christmas article, then request recognition!^img
52	Sweetness: Here's^img some random, nigh incomprehensible thoughts on Christmas. What do you think? Rod: Recreate your account with your real name.^img TK welcomed him^img after he was blocked. DanielGH: Ok.^img I did as you asked.^img Andy: 90/10.^img Revert.^img
51	The Assfly declares American Indians crossing the Bering Strait^img to be liberal claptrap^img Update: In a flurry of anthropological discovery, Andy uses The Googles to find the differences^img between Asians and American Indians.
51	Does TK hold a grudge against^img ~~CPAdmin1~~ TimS?^img At least, he doesn't like to be reminded of his past...^img (Oh, and yes, banhammered^img for last-wordism.)
51	Just a few mistakes^img then... (War on?^img) There's more^img. What's it going to be, 90/10 block, or "Ratwiki troll" block? UPDATE ..and here are a few more^img Andy...
51	Ladies, gentlemen, and the peasants ~~rooting around in the filth~~ leading merry, healthy, fulfilling lives outside the arena, Duke Andrew I of the House of Schlafly presents today's joust: Sir Chivalry versus The Black Knight of Communism!^img Sex & age discrimination? Huzzah! Treating everyone equally? Booooooo.
51	Andy: Obama's a dirty liar. He pledged transparency, but keeps his summit shrouded in secrecy^img Anyone could have missed the White House sponsored live blog and streaming video They were only linked from the main page of Whitehouse.gov Update: Hsmom points^img this out. (WIGO much?) Andy: Live streaming!? Maybe good enough for a libelous liberal, but I want MOAR!^img
51	FredFerguson departs with a Parthian Shot and a warning for parents^img. JY23 preserves the best bits in Conservapedia's Museum of Good Sense^img. Fred gets blocked^img for use of an ad hominem argument. (Full text here)
51	How Jpatt sees himself: "a hardcore conservative contributor despised by liberals."^img (Consigning PJR to the waste bin of history in passing)
51	Ed Poor, gettin' creepy on the question of young girls' sexuality.^img Again.
51	JPatt: Be a patriotic American and stand with us as we censor^img Youtube!
51	Karajou thinks people in 1491 held the earth to be flat.^img A user sets him straight^img and is duly^img rewarded.^img. But Andy himself disagrees.^img
51	Andy: What?! There's nothing illogical about a talking bush.^img
51	Liberal:^img "often a liberal is merely someone who craves attention." Andy: Largest group from New Jersey! Largest group not affiliated with any church or school!^img
51	Think stub and you will stay stub.^img
51	DMorris: At my public school, God isn't taboo and they don't promote atheism.^img Andy: Your school pulls students toward atheism. Atheists try harder to mislead better students. Students at an "F"-rated public school are more spiritually free of liberal propaganda.^img
51	Undeniable proof that Obama is a Muslim^img. Good spotting Andy
51	ED BLOCKS PHIL!!!!^img. Gives reason on Phil's talk page^img. Phil unblocks himself^img. Side dish of minor lulz: Ed's edit^img removes BRichtigen's, which basically says Bugler's mistakes are covered up, proving his statement in just one minute!
50	Cyber-bullying by TK - conservative editor makes uncontroversial edits; gets reverted^img; his attempts to ask why on TK's talk page get^img deleted^img and he is then threatened with blocking for having the temerity to ask questions.
50	One of Ed "stubby" Poor's finest, and most baffling entries, ever.^img
50	WesleyS runs for the hills.^img Andy's circle grows smaller by the day.
50	It must be Sunday!^img FACTS: "Examples of liberal deceit outnumber examples of conservative deceit by perhaps 10:1. It's probably a higher correlation than alcohol causing liver disease"^img
50	Ed defines the CP viewpoint: When conservatives are convinced of something and liberals disagree, in most cases the conservatives are right.^img
50	JPatt joins the ranks of the repulsive^img.
50	Conservapedia Exclusive! The UK government is no more!^img Unbeknownst to the liberal media, the Labour party has dissolved itself!
50	Andy: Disagree with me on health care? It's because you're a lib-burr-rul gun-control-supporting fascist!^img
50	Uh, Ed, you're editing a Wiki here, not programming a database.^img
50	ṬK momentarily forgets^img which Wiki he's editing.
50	TK: "CP admins shouldn't have to go to libraries to verify sources."^img AlexWD: "Sloth isn't a conservative value, and shouldn't the admins have conservative books on their shelves?"^img TK blusters back: you elitists and your books and brandy-sipping ways! I'm having none of your sly attempts to embarass me. Respect mah autoritay.^img AlexWD: I shall win you over with humour^img, my Lord. TK: What is this humour of which you speak? I do not know it^img. Oh dear: JDWPianist is looking for ~~love~~ help in all the wrong places^img.
50	Phil rushes towards a constitutional crisis^img by yelling at Andy. Who's excited? Tomorrow we get to see whether Andy's need to be debilitatingly douchey trumps his need for productive editors. Barkeep - $5,000 on "yes." Update: Andy made over 100 edits - including three reverts of Phil's comments - since this moronic comment^img which made Phil to ask for an apology. But the great leader didn't answer to one of Phil's pleas for more than three days - and counting...

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