David Icke
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David Icke is a British former football player, television sports presenter, and former spokesman for the Green Party who, in recent years, has devoted his life to informing the world that it's actually secretly controlled by evil shape-shifting lizard-people from the 4th dimension. Some people have taken offense to this, claiming that "shape-shifting lizard-people" is a "code word" for "Jews". However, this is just silly. But then again, so is Icke.
In 1991, he announced on the Terry Wogan chat show that he was "the son of God" and that Britain would be devastated by tidal waves and earthquakes, leading to claims that he was mentally ill. He also began wearing all purple all the time which furthered claims he was either disturbed or perhaps a reptillian himself. He was even passed over for Celebrity Big Brother in 2006 for being "too weird"!
Icke considers himself the most controversial writer in the world. People who don't pay much attention to the weirder sections of the bookstore consider him "who?", which puts him in somewhat the same category Ward Churchill occupies among liberals.
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[edit] List of people thought to be reptilian overlords
- Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Knight of the Order of the Elephant, Colonel-in-Chief of the South African Railways and Harbours Brigade, monarch of all Barbados.
- George "Dubya" Bush
- Bush the elder
- Bill Clinton
- Al Gore
- Ted Heath
- Death Adder (Actually, the case for this one is pretty convincing)
- Kris Kristofferson
- (Add more!)
- Boxcar Willie.[1]
If any of these individuals are seen sacrificing children or drinking blood, they should be reported to the zoo constabulary post-haste.
[edit] Important Notice
Anyone whose "Legal defense fund" is vital to continuing their work should be approached with caution.
[edit] Footnotes
- ↑ Proof? "[Boxcar] Willie was a first cousin of actor Tommy Lee Jones who attended Harvard University where he was Al Gore's roommate. Jones is also on the board of directors of St. Mark's School of Texas, an exclusive prep school which he also attended before Harvard. The emblem of this school is an illuminati type shield with lion like those of British royalty." from the davidicke.com "Who's seen a reptilian then?" forum
