Conservapedia:Karajou

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On or about 24 February 2008, the following declaration appeared in numberous places on Conservapedia, most notably on main page talk,^[1] in reponse to Karajou pretty much being "the biggest fucking asshole" ever:

1 Original not safe for work version
2 Translation for the meeker reader
3 To the tune of "The Ballad of Gilligan's Island"
4 See also
5 Footnotes

[edit] Original not safe for work version

" Karajou is about the biggest fucking asshole you will ever have the displeasure to realize the existence of. His latest spewing of shit ([1]) claims that the only legitimate members of the armed forces are conservatives, and that liberals get "kicked out" for being liberals. Fuck you, Karajou. Tell that to my liberal grandpa, who served in Vietnam. Tell that to my great-great-great-great grandpa, who fought for the union in the Civil War. Tell that to my liberal great-grandpa, who landed in Normandy on D-Day. Karajou, you were nothing more than a swabbie, with delusions of grandeur, who didn't progress in the military because you can't see past these obscenely shallow preconceptions. Fuck you, Karajou, and learn what the fuck you're talking about before you open that cesspool you call a mouth."

[edit] Translation for the meeker reader

" Karajou is about the biggest frigging piehole you will ever have the displeasure to realize the existence of. His latest spewing of poop ([2]) claims that the only legitimate members of the armed forces are conservatives, and that liberals get "kicked out" for being liberals. Intercourse you, Karajou. Tell that to my liberal grandpa, who served in Vietnam. Tell that to my great-great-great-great grandpa, who fought for the union in the Civil War. Tell that to my liberal great-grandpa, who landed in Normandy on D-Day. Karajou, you were nothing more than a swabbie, with delusions of grandeur, who didn't progress in the military because you can't see past these obscenely shallow preconceptions. Intercourse you, Karajou, and learn what the freakout you're talking about before you open that cesspool you call a mouth."

[edit] To the tune of "The Ballad of Gilligan's Island"

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a big ol' DICK
Of CP sysop Karajou
And how he makes us sick.

He spent all of 20 years
In the U.S. Navy's boats
E6 was as high as he ever got
In twenty fucking goats, in twenty fucking goats!

The man can't clearly parse a simple
Sentence or a quote
One wonders how it's possible
He ever found the boat, he ever found the boat.

He came to SS Conservapedia
Awash with fetid bile
The name "Karajou" we think
Means "my brain is vile"
He blocks in lieu of having to argue
Like the millionaire, and his wife,
A movie star, the professor and Mary Ann,
Here on A. Schlaflys Isle!^[2]