Drug
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Drugs are natural or synthetic chemicals that affect biochemical processes in living organisms. They differ from food in that food usually tastes better.
Drugs are generally divided into two categories - the ones your mother gives you (which don't do anything at all), and the ones a hookah-smoking caterpillar offers you (and you know you're going to fall).[1] The latter are frequently illegal, or at least heavily regulated.
Drugs are bad, m'kay? Just say no. Or, say yes, but only if you're really bored.
A few well known drugs include:
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[edit] From (or for) mommy
- Cough syrup
- CiaL1s
- V1agra
[edit] From da caterpillar
- Alcohol
- Caffeine
- Tobacco
- Cocaine
- Codeine
- Ephedrine
- Beer
- Heroin
- LSD
- Marijuana
- Methamphetamine
- Peyote
- Magic mushrooms
[edit] See also
[edit] Footnotes
- ↑ Apologies and thanks to Jefferson Airplane and Grace Slick, White Rabbit.
