Psilocybin
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Psilocybin is the predominant drug in magic mushrooms and is an inactive prodrug that is converted to the active chemical psilocin. If you grab a magic mushroom and eat a chunk from one side, it will make you smaller. If you grab and eat a chunk from the other side it will make you larger. If you see a giant caterpillar smoking a hookah and deep in thought on top of it, you've come to the right mushroom.
If you eat enough of them, you might go chasing rabbits.
"Feed your head!"[1]
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[edit] Profit!
Magic mushrooms are also really fun to grow, and can be quite the profitable hobby with a little bit of effort. The most common variety are Psilocybe cubensis. Spore solutions pre-packaged in syringes or spore prints are legal to buy and sell over the Internet in most countries because spores do not contain psilocybin. [2]
- Get spores
- Get fresh bullshit from Conservapedia
- Plant spores in bullshit
- ????
- Profit!!!
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If, however, you live in a jurisdiction where the consumption of Psilocybe cubensis is legal then — hey, they're just mushrooms man.
[edit] See Also
- Other ways of knowing
- Pretty colors
- Your face melting
[edit] Footnotes
- ↑ Please note that shrooms will not cause you to double your size and make it easier to take out Goombas. There IS a difference between real life and Super Mario Bros.
- ↑ List of best online suppliers for spores
