Methamphetamine

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The meth is on the left, the amp in the middle, and the hetamine on the right.

Methamphetamine is a synthetic drug which causes your car to end up on blocks and your trailer to get really messy. Also referred to as "crank", "crystal meth", or "speed", its users often embark on binges lasting as long as two or three weeks, with no sleep. The crash is very painful, although a little Valium might help^[1].

Remember, dude: "speed kills".

[edit] Methamphetaime in the arts and music

Numerous artists have sungs its praises (?):

• Canned Heat, "Speed Kills"
• Kris Kristofferson, "Billy Dee"
• Lou Reed, "Walk on the Wild Side"

[edit] See also

• Roadrunner
• Trailer trash
• Meth lab
• Fire insurance
• Dana Perino

[edit] External links

Strangely enough, Conservapedia has a great article on methamphetamine, which includes a carefully described procedure for making your own batch. Although, the nature of "starter fluid" is somewhat opaque. Is it anything like "blinker fluid"?

Well, they noticed it when we talked about it again. And it's gone now. So we present for you, the Conservapedia Recipe for Methamphetamine! Caution: these homskollars are not too bright when it comes to "science", so be very careful if you are foolish enough to try cooking this at home!

[edit] Footnotes

1. ↑ According, of course, to Lou Reed, in Walk on the Wild Side.