User talk:Pink/Archive IV

"Act like a seven-year-old and you'll be treated as such."

Never have I seen someone so close to the mark and yet so far away from it due to their profound blindness and stupidity. The irony is most amusing. 67.135.49.198 12:50, 6 August 2008 (EDT)

You don't own a mirror? ~ Gloom_{(is never asleep)} 13:09, 6 August 2008 (EDT)

Whee! Jelly's got his own, personal Jinxation!   ^Contribs_Talk 12:53, 6 August 2008 (EDT)

Hmmmm :)

Did you just engage in a three-way edit war with yourself? (at WIGO CP) ħuman 02:36, 15 August 2008 (EDT)

I had to add a comment after rolling back, then I changed my mind a couple of times. Not really an edit war, so there :P

Although I must admit, while I was doing it I did think "This is a pretty odd thing to do..." <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 02:39, 15 August 2008 (EDT)

Thanks for catching my tyop, and yeah, that's what I meant. That musta thunk a bit strange to be doin'. Deedle dee dee dee... (I think that's FFFC-F, but only a simple finger move to the IV) ħuman 03:33, 15 August 2008 (EDT)

?

I didn't understand any of the second half of that. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 03:41, 15 August 2008 (EDT)

Sorry, it's hard to hum in type. Dueling banjos wuz what I wuz singin'. ħuman 03:48, 15 August 2008 (EDT)

My b-day

When do you think my b-day is? =.= Candlewick 12:21, 19 August 2008 (EDT)

I'm going to say... 20th August. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 12:26, 19 August 2008 (EDT)

No, you are close to one of my ex's b-days though. Hers is Aug 22. Guess again. It's before Labour Day though. =.= Candlewick 12:30, 19 August 2008 (EDT)

I don't know what Labour Day is :(

September 1st. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 12:34, 19 August 2008 (EDT)

Beat me there Jelly - what's a Labour day?   ^Contribs_Talk 12:36, 19 August 2008 (EDT)

Good jorb! I don't know what Labour day is either, all I know is that you can't wear white after that day for some reason... haha. Maybe it's to honor Labour by being a lazy American. =.= Candlewick 12:55, 19 August 2008 (EDT)

I was right? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 12:56, 19 August 2008 (EDT)

Yes. Buy me a cake as your reward. =.= Candlewick 13:41, 19 August 2008 (EDT)

That's not a reward! ^{(Also, am I the only one who finds it odd that I was right?)}

Carrot cake? I like carrot cake... <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 04:01, 20 August 2008 (EDT)

I am not surprised,

but there is a very noticeable double standard operating here. Were I to wander through all the articles here, or just this one, and remove everything that is not primarily just someone's feelings, there would be precious little left. Are you claiming that what I labeled as credential bullying and weasel words are not examples of that? Have you followed those links? You probably (projection on my part) wrote what is at the other end of them. You folks get to dish it out but can not take it? Is that what it is/ If the cap fits, don't wear it? So it is to be that I get told to provide sources and/or not put in my feelings into me editing, while others are to have a carte-blanche. Just trying to understand the ground rules here. Hmmm? ^{— Unsigned, by: Carptrash / talk / contribs}

It's very simple, actually. If the opinions of the writers must be overt in an article, we should try to keep it from jumping back and forth between two opposing viewpoints -- because it looks stupid.

If you object to that weasel stuff, you should remove it. Or bring it up on the talk page. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 12:34, 19 August 2008 (EDT)

We are NOT NPOV - we reserve the right to be biased in the snarky direction - If it's too much - remove it or edit it - don't comment in the body of the article - that's what talk pages are for.   ^Contribs_Talk 12:41, 19 August 2008 (EDT)

Carptrash, posting a comment like that with no links to anywhere you complain about is a bit empty. Makes it hard to discuss it with you, and take your side or the opposite. ħuman 04:12, 20 August 2008 (EDT)

He/she is referring to these edits: [1], [2], [3], [4], [5], [6].

Is my talkpage on your watchlist? ^_^ <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 04:24, 20 August 2008 (EDT)

It is now. Carptrash 14:12, 20 August 2008 (EDT)

Thanks, Jelly, I see now. Yeah, tendentious commenting like that in an article doesn't go over very well. Those are issues to be raised on the talk page, where the comments can be discussed clearly. And I doubt we would tend to "rewrite" that stuff to be "psychic-friendly". "Crossed over" for "died"??? ħuman 15:03, 20 August 2008 (EDT)

Font Theft

I stole your font for my talk page as well - it's so beautiful, especially on my Ubuntu machine, I couldn't resist. I hope you don't mind. Silver Sloth 14:59, 19 August 2008 (EDT)

Not at all! I love that font, and it is my cherished ambition to see it used in every webpage on the interblag.

<slogan>Georgia! The font of champions!</slogan> <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 04:01, 20 August 2008 (EDT)

I was half watching the OGs tonight and they were doing beach volleyball... Georgia's team's names were, I goat you not, "Geor" and "Gia". Stick that in your Font & Wagnalls'! ħuman 04:15, 20 August 2008 (EDT)

I give you...!

A shiny new userbox, graced with the image of the Holy Cheesus himself!

This user thinks this picture is awesome.

Bwahahahaha! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 15:25, 20 August 2008 (EDT)

I think you should make a version with a different picture. Like that picture it shows in BattleChess when the computer is thinking. It's a nice thought, though. Should be useful. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 04:29, 21 August 2008 (EDT)

I'm back. (Was I gone?)

I'm happy to report that I've now returned from a week-long holiday in Belgium. Did anything interesting happen while I was away? --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 15:26, 20 August 2008 (EDT)

Yes, I have a job. Also, I discovered Human doesn't like it when you mess with the essay template, regardless of the fact that no one reads the damn essays anyways. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 15:32, 20 August 2008 (EDT)

Congratulations on the job (maybe?). Also, do clean up the formatting in the above section, would you? --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 15:41, 20 August 2008 (EDT)

Like so? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 15:59, 20 August 2008 (EDT)

1. Jinx happened. Several times.
2. The demon headmaster came back and tried to brainwash the whole country with subliminal advertising!! :o
3. Human, TMT and BobM set up a beachhead on Wiki4CAM. I don't know why.
4. We invented a new messaging system. I totally wrote all the code, no matter what Trent might tell you.

I think that's all. Welcome home, comrade! <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 04:29, 21 August 2008 (EDT)

Thank you! A new messaging system, you say? Tell me more about this. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 04:40, 21 August 2008 (EDT)

See here. And the talk page should also be informative. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 04:43, 21 August 2008 (EDT)

WIGO Butthead

Thanks for catching that. I've been outta town for the last week, missed that one whilst trying to catch up on the bazillion new postings since I'd last checked in...--WJThomas 21:58, 23 August 2008 (EDT)

Don't mention it <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 22:04, 23 August 2008 (EDT)

But he just did. [/smartass] --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 22:07, 23 August 2008 (EDT)

Well, just don't mention that he mentioned it. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 22:14, 23 August 2008 (EDT)

Tragic news

Owing to an unexpected change of regime in a certain equatorial country, I am currently unable to access my vast hordes of bullion. Wire me $10,000 immediately so I can bribe the necessary officials. --Helena Bonham Carter 14:59, 24 August 2008 (EDT)

<thinks>This couldn't possibly be a scam twice...</thinks>

Certainly! Would you like me to pay for a taxi, also? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 15:01, 24 August 2008 (EDT)

90/10

What do you think your ratio is? tmtoulouse ^nettle 13:53, 28 August 2008 (EDT)

Something like 99/1, probably... <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 14:01, 28 August 2008 (EDT)

Rounding down I assume. tmtoulouse ^nettle 14:06, 28 August 2008 (EDT)

Ur mean :P <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 14:13, 28 August 2008 (EDT)

But...

...if I didn't block your IP as well, you could just make a sock and circumvent my righteous blocks. :-( --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 15:50, 28 August 2008 (EDT)

CP Sysops you have been blocked by

(Showing my academic erudition here, and finally finding use for my Ph.D. in Conservapediantics) Block rights in CP are separate from being a Sysop. For example, wouldn't you boast with being blocked by Bugler? He is not a Sysop but has block rights. And the opposite is true too: actually the Block rights-list is much smaller than the Sysop list. Your "impossible" Admin and EdBot don't have blocking privileges at the moment. This is the list of users with block rights at the moment, here are the Sysops Administrators instead. Editor at CP^{Liar at RP!} 10:20, 29 August 2008 (EDT)

And obviously I was wrong, as too many people not on the Block list can and do block, starting from Andy. Editor at CP^{Liar at RP!} 10:25, 29 August 2008 (EDT)

So I guess both Sysops and non Sysops with block rights can block. I would STILL suggest including the non Sysops with blocking rights, Bugler et co., in your list. Editor at CP^{Liar at RP!} 10:27, 29 August 2008 (EDT)

Young man, it shall be a sorry circumstance indeed when I am blocked by Bugler. Honestly, now.

Anyway, I don't want to encourage the petty underlings like Jinx any more than necessary. (Also, I'm lazy.) <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 20:08, 29 August 2008 (EDT)

Oh! Instead I enjoyed it very much to be blocked by Bugler tonight, as a Troublemaker, parodist, idiot, and my user page having been deleted as garbage. I'm starting to like him. You should try that too. Editor at CP^{Liar at RP!} 20:20, 29 August 2008 (EDT)

And congrats for Jallen, Joaquin Martinez and TerryH! Way to go! Editor at CP^{Liar at RP!} 20:24, 29 August 2008 (EDT)

Why fangs. ^_^

Actually, I collected them ages ago. I'm just lazy (did I mention that?) so I never wrote it up. I haven't really played with disposable socks on CP since the whole "Bohdan! Unblock me!!" thing. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 20:53, 29 August 2008 (EDT)

Hmm...

Où sont les Neigedens d’antan? --Yossie^{Spring in Fialta}

Lucky! The best I can think of at such short notice is: "Yossarian? What kind of name is that?" <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 19:51, 30 August 2008 (EDT)

Nah, I've just read it about 20 times. ;) --Yossarian 20:18, 30 August 2008 (EDT)

Oh, something relevant: I have managed to create a signature (...after much frustration that could have all been avoided if I'd just looked under help...), but there's one problem. Every time I sign with four tildes, the date ends up getting bumped as if there's a <br> between my sig and the time stamp. Am I doing something wrong? I ask because you have a nifty signature yourself, and also because you were very nice on my talk-type-page, and also you've read Catch-22. I offer you another quote for any services you might provide! --Yossie^{Spring in Fialta}

“”Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major it had been all three.

Huzzah! No more shame at not being able to time stamp my posts. I feel like a real human being again! Thank you!! It takes a real trooper to cut through all that bizarre coding... -Yossie^{Spring in Fialta} 16:24, 31 August 2008 (EDT)

?

What in the world are you doing? --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 20:05, 30 August 2008 (EDT)

I was trying to stage a conversation between two of my signatures. Only to find that the transclusion template for the Gloom sig is not stored where it should be. (I hate having to dig out the transclusion ones. Grumble grumble.) <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 20:08, 30 August 2008 (EDT)

I see. --The Mob o' Doom 20:11, 30 August 2008 (EDT)

Shut up. Go back to your cage. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 20:12, 30 August 2008 (EDT)

Grrrrrrr. --The Mob o' Doom 20:13, 30 August 2008 (EDT)

Sorry. Well, yes, I can see how that could be inconvenient. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 20:14, 30 August 2008 (EDT)

Showoff. Don't make me dig out my secret socks. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 20:16, 30 August 2008 (EDT)

Well, I only have the one, so... it's not even secret. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 20:20, 30 August 2008 (EDT)

Suddenly this makes a lot more sense.

I'm not so fond of your hyperactive little brother, though. ^_^ <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 20:24, 30 August 2008 (EDT)

That's good. I'm always happy to bring more sense into other people's lives. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 20:32, 30 August 2008 (EDT)

Can I...

be a Sysop, Grand High Llama, and Honourary Tomatoe??? Please? ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ envisioning okras!

You'll need Tmtoulouse to put you into non-existant groups like that (and like my own "Tickleuser" stuff), I'm afraid. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 00:25, 31 August 2008 (EDT)

Ah well, thank you for your time. I will go harrass talk to TMT. ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ envisioning okras!

I think Timmy Too Loose should make it so any beachrat can create meaningless user groups! ħuman 01:08, 31 August 2008 (EDT)

I have yoinked your bedsprings.

Twist. ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ envisioning okras!

Why don't you just permaban me, wuss?

Because you don't have the balls. 67.135.49.198 14:14, 31 August 2008 (EDT)

Yes, that's right. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 04:08, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

What is this strange fascination you have with testicles? Hmmmmmm.... --Kels 14:19, 31 August 2008 (EDT)

Hi Jinx _{hi Jinx!}! How's high school working out for you? Found a girl who'll let you touch her yet? --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 14:22, 31 August 2008 (EDT)

Jinx, the straight answer is that's just not how we do things around here. Additionally, you are amusing. --Arcan ¡ollǝɥ 14:24, 31 August 2008 (EDT)

So much machismo in one so bereft of all other qualities! _{(Hi Jinx!)}   ^Contribs_Talk 14:26, 31 August 2008 (EDT)

Quick! Ban me! I'm posting!

Come on! Be your usual jackass self. You know you want to. 67.135.49.198 23:41, 31 August 2008 (EDT)

I've done it tonight, Go to sleep. Tomorrow is a big day, you have to be up bright and early to beat peaceful protesters. δλερνερ ^{διαλέγομαι | συνεισφέρω} 23:43, 31 August 2008 (EDT)

I'm blocking him in 5 minutes for daring Jelly to - don't unblock him thereafter.   ^Contribs_Talk 23:52, 31 August 2008 (EDT)

Blocking him only vindicates him to himself. In fact, talking about him at all only enlarges his view of his e-penis. DFTT. Thunderkatz^Ho! 23:54, 31 August 2008 (EDT)

Aahh but it's been agreed that he's so much fun to bait that he's generally worth it. His incoherent splutterings are worth a king's ransom. But daring a ban deserves a ban. (& I care not for Peni 'e' or otherwise)   ^Contribs_Talk 23:58, 31 August 2008 (EDT)

I won't unblock him, but I still must respectfully disagree with it. It's like the end of the movie Merlin. We stop acknowledging it, and it loses its power and goes away. Thunderkatz^Ho! 00:05, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

You're assuming he had any power to start with. --Kels 00:06, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

I love watching him squirm, though.   ^Contribs_Talk 00:07, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

His obsession's wonderful - his edit count here's approaching (some days higher) than on CP - so we're doing him a good turn blocking him.   ^Contribs_Talk 00:11, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

He did ask to be blocked. It is in the rules. $\approx$$\pi$ 00:12, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

But Jinx_{(Hi Jinx!)} is so... awesome he's above the rules. Thunderkatz^Ho! 00:21, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Jinx as Ubermensch? Hmm, what would Nietzsche have thought of CP? Totnesmartin 06:33, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

I have made you...

A sysop, town crier, bot, and vandal. Have fun being a sysop once every half hour =) ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ envisioning okras!

Oooh. That's pretty mean. :D --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 12:07, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Ars longa, vita brevis

Here's a nice little thing. Suitable for framing or mounting. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 17:06, 2 September 2008 (EDT)

Uh oh

I have suspicions. Editor at CP^{Liar at RP!} 20:32, 2 September 2008 (EDT)

What about? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 00:54, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

About! ħuman 01:14, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

A... bout? ħuman 01:24, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

No, perhaps it was just a coincidence. I noticed that you were away yesterday and someone else too. But you are in the US, aren't you? There goes my suspicions. I'm not yet on par with my CP character, Monsieur Hercule P. He would expain it better. Editor at CP^{Liar at RP!} 06:25, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Oh, there goes H. Poirot too, thank you Bugler. Editor at CP^{Liar at RP!} 06:27, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

No, I'm not in the US. Do you mean Jinx? He's been away for ages, but I'm masochistic enough to pretend to be someone that stupid. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 23:53, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

RA

A few points here:

• "Very sincere." is not a sentence. I cannot take you seriously if you cannot complete sentences
• Whatever the hell an RA or an RW is, I'm not injecting it
  

For God's sake, please know I'm joking. I don't want a misunderstanding on my first half-hour on here MIP 23:45, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Shit. You deliver the first blow, as I am not experienced in intrawiki battling. MIP 23:49, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

En garde, knave! Please give me all your money and pictures of dogs. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 23:54, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Only cannibals want pictures of dogs. A truly civilized person prefers cats. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 12:51, 4 September 2008 (EDT)

I do prefer cats, actually. But pictures of dogs are currency in Jellyville. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 12:52, 4 September 2008 (EDT)

An unrelated matter

Shouldn't you be off listening to Nightwish or something like that Jelly? ^{— Unsigned, by: Pinto's5150 / talk / contribs}

You've mistaken me for AKjeldsen. I am a shoegazer, I'll have you know. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Why don't you quiet down?} 02:35, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Really? Eww..... Even Nightwish is better than that...... Pinto's5150 ^Talk 02:38, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Where's my giant :P sign when I need it? Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 02:39, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Also, I am now a mowse, and as such I shall bite your ankles. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 02:42, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

You're a mowse eh? You know, keep at this, and you'll have as many names as Bohdan. Pinto's5150 ^Talk 02:43, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

I think I've already beaten him. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 03:02, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Actually, no... you just keep changing your sig file. Bohdan kept changing user IDs. ħuman 03:16, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

So what? He's had more account renames, but he hasn't had as many names as I have. It's conclusive. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 03:18, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Shoegazing? Lord, didn't that die in the early nineties or something? --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 04:43, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

No! Don't make me link you to Medusa again. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 04:58, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Test

Test! Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 02:37, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Help

Remind me please, how do I upload an image? (seen it done, but can't find that screen with it on) Marghanita Laski 02:01, 7 September 2008 (EDT)

Cringeworthy, in her own special way

Proxima Centauri is just so charmingly ignorant, isn't she? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 11:57, 9 September 2008 (EDT)

You did that just to test your fakeil template, didn't you? :P Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 12:17, 9 September 2008 (EDT)

Um, no, but it was an undeniable opportunity. The comment was quite serious. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 12:21, 9 September 2008 (EDT)

The best part is she usually takes her new tidbits and puts them in as many wikis as she can. Sometimes she does well, sometimes her arguments are a bit simplistic. Speaking of which, Liberal Christianity could use some help... ħuman 14:13, 9 September 2008 (EDT)

Re: Christian morality - to be fair, she did write it herself. GK cleaned it up a bit, but it is a PC joynt. Which is obvious to anyone familiar with her writing style. By the way, this is, of course, evidence of the point I made above. At least she asked before dumping it in our mainspace. ħuman 17:43, 10 September 2008 (EDT)

Thank you

...for your corrections. Would you like a permanent position as my copyeditor? I can't pay you, but you'd have the pleasure of reading through my magnificent prose all day. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 08:22, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

Sure! That would be mice nice ^_^ Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 09:11, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

mowse button

I can has mouse too? soo kawaii! Cans needs fox or coyotes, though. but your mousie is sooooooo cute. Tanya (wfg) needs shot of vodka, though. oh, "hai" by the way.--Waiting for Godot 10:13, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

Hai yourself. We've already met, though: I am Chaos!

Ahem.

Anyway, Linus made all the different coloured mowse pictures, and I don't really know how to make more. You'd have to take it up with him.

Wait, actually we do have two spare ones: and . I think blue would suit your signature best. What do you think? Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 10:26, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

Yeah, i knew you were chaos. can a girl not say "hai" to a chaos? sheesh! Blue is cute!--Waiting for Godot 10:51, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

You should make a special signature for it, then! With a fancy font and your new mowse!

And yes, you may say "hai" to chaoses chaosi chaosen if you wish to ^_^ Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 11:11, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

"Chaoi", I believe. Not that Chaos is usually discrete, but... --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 11:49, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

My mowse is cuter. ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ envisioning okras!

But mine is the cutest! In fact... Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 11:21, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

Gots to learns me some new micie CODES for changing signatures, then. Ah, a day spent stealing code from others. It's such an academic thing to do, don't you thinks? En attendant Godot_{"«Nous naissons tous fous. Quelques-uns le demeurent.»}

This all hard for a Godot of Very Little Brains (thanks Pooh). --User:Waiting for Godot/sig1 13:23, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

Oh, dear. It looks like one of your memes is beginning to catch on. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 14:39, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

I know! ^_^ I'm so happy! Must get some balloons or something! Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 14:46, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

Sorry, but as I've already made clear, I'm not going to put a mouse (or a mowse, for that matter) in my sig. What's a "gateway animal"? --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 15:05, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

Well obviously, when there aren't many mowses around, you might find yourself transcluding earwigs or even giraffes into your signature. I think you can see that, given the dangerous psychological effects of giraffes, this is not a satisfactory state of affairs.

You go all stern when I mention mowses. You must be a stoat :P Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 15:12, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

I haz a weasel instead of a mowse. Weasel beats mowses any time. weaseLOId~ 15:09, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

Doesn't! Mowse is far cuter than weasel. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 15:12, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

Mowse is not so cute when weasel has finished with mowse. weaseLOId~ 15:15, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

Help! Help! Weasel is attacking me! Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 15:21, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

I like stoats. Ermine is a heraldic colour, you know. Well, properly speaking, it's not really a colour, since the technical term is "fur", but you know what I mean. Maybe. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 15:19, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

Or possibly a polecat.

Anyway, you can't like stoats. How many stoats do you know, personally? To the nearest dozen, say?

And they're mean. I bet they're mean. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 15:21, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

Mean! weaseLOId~ 15:24, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

Awww.

They're still probably mean. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 15:29, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

I must admit that I don't know any stoats personally, but I still like them in an entirely generalized, non-specific manner. Plus they're historically relevant. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 15:32, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

Liberal denial about history continues. Oh, and I've copyedited one of your above comments, improving it by a near-incalculable factor. Please heap praise upon me. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 15:36, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

Re gateway animals: what happens if you make lots of cats? I done lots. Totnesmartin 15:39, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

Too many cats can precipitate atypical psychosis and/or being called Martin. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 15:43, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

I submit that atypical psychosis is not caused by the largely nonadditictive animal of cat. Totnesmartin 16:27, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

Liberal drug apologism! Bleach the controversy! Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 16:32, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

Catspeed! Unlimited mice pudding! Totnesmartin 16:59, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

What is this "gateway animal" thing you keep talking about? --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 15:49, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

I already said!

Didn't you like my copyediting? :( Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 15:54, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

...

*thinks*

Ah! Now I get it! "Gateway animal", like a "gateway drug". That's pretty clever. And totally obscure. Congratulations! --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 16:00, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

I thought the "discrete" thing was clevererer Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 16:11, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

You may be right, but I'm withholding a certain amount of praise for that because editing other editors' comments is generally frowned upon. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 16:15, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

But you made me your copyeditor! And discrete was clearly the word you were looking for :P

I wuz good mowse. Ur mowsetreats: gives me them. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 16:18, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

Hay ho! Are we starting another indent tower? ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ envisioning okras!

Meme convergence! So the legends were true! Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 16:23, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

Copyeditor? Oh yes, so I did. I forgot. Well... good work, then! Capital! --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 16:26, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

Mowsetreats? Ii liike mousetreats.

Out of the niceness of my me, I shall refrain in future from editing your comments, apart from to correct things. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 16:32, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

ohhhs, mines r so cute. But mines eats mowses. wants mowsie tweets twos! worked hards to gets me a mowsie today--En attendant Godot_{"«Nous naissons tous fous. Quelques-uns le demeurent.»} 16:47, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

Mowses are so cute, I agree. I am honestly thinking of implementing this into my other sigs. =) ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ envisioning okras!

"Meiow!...Bark!" - The Beatles on mowses. ħuman 22:31, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

Interlude (during which drinks and cheese are served)

Psst... your user box has the wrong colour mouse... ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ envisioning okras!

I know. It was supposed to be a userbox that any mowsepeople could adopt in order to show their fealty to me, ascendant soveriegn of the night love of the mowse movement. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 13:14, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Fair enough. ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ envisioning okras!

I have increased the mowse supply, in case anyone is interested. -- λινυσ^(☮) 19:22, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

I've just added one too: weaseLOId~ 20:26, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

All I ask...

If it's not too much to ask, would you please make me a bureaucrat? Pretty please? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:56, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

There are twenty people who can... surely one of them loves you? Sniff :( ħuman 01:23, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

You mean... you mean you don't love me? *runs to bedroom crying* Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:26, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

No - but I know nineteen people who might... ħuman 01:28, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Human is mean. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 06:12, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Dear God, we have twenty bureaucrats? Talk about a bloated bureaucracy. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 06:32, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Cantate!

To avoid cluttering up the Very Important Negotiations, I'll put this here. Beware, for this song is surely, to use the vernacular, "kick-ass". --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 13:53, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Must wait for it to load first. YourTube is slow today. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 14:08, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

And what does "cantate" mean? Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 14:09, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Cantate means to sing, as in a cantate or in Cantate Domino canticum novum, Sing unto the Lord a new song. YouTube is slow because this is such an awesome song that people are virtually queuing up to watch it. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 14:15, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Yes, that was a awesome awful pun. Your award is in the post.

And is it me or was that... hip-hop?? Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 14:30, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

. Somewhat, anyway. With a good helping of soul and R&B thrown in. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 14:34, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

You're a historian! You people are supposed to go through an ancient ritual wherein your tastes for such things are purged!

You are impure! Impure, I say! Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 14:39, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Yes, but it rarely sticks. We haven't really told anyone. But staying with the business at hand, I can sense an implied admission that this is a great song? --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 14:47, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Not really. I hate to disappoint you, AK. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 14:55, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

I hate to put it this way, but I must admit that the fact I just overcooked my dinner is probably a greater disappointment. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 15:00, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

That's because you're mean. Very mean. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 15:07, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Surely this can't come as a surprise by now. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 15:26, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

You usually hide it better. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 15:39, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Yes, but I can't let you get too complacent, now can I? --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 18:26, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

You can if you want. I wouldn't mind. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 18:32, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

No, no. I have responsibilities here. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 18:44, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Bah. Go to bed. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 18:46, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

More-or-less

I'll bet you're on the Isle of Man. I'm right, aren't I? ^_^ --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 07:25, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

I'm on Dinky Island. Being confused. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 07:43, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

Allow me to clear up your confusion! I noticed your comment "Ditto (more-or-less)", which I took to mean that you were almost, but not quite, in England. Then I thought, "Aha! Isle of Man is an island which is almost, but not quite, England. The logical conclusion was almost unavoidable. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 07:51, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

Alright. Two things:

1) My "more-or-less" remark was actually referring to the fact that I am not currently in England.

2) I'm confused about Dinky Island, not your apparent yearning to be a private detective ^_^ Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 07:53, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

Well, don't feel bad about that. Everone is confused about Dinky Island. This is only natural, since Dinky Island in fact exists solely to create confusion. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 07:58, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

You should solve the mystery with your detective skills. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 20:21, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

Wasn't that mystery more or less solved in Curse of Monkey Island, though? --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 20:37, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

Was it? I was informed that Ron Gilbert refused to tell anyone what really happened, and therefore the Curse people made up their own version. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 20:45, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

I wouldn't rule that out. However, all I know is that I thought the ending to Monkey Island 2 was really effing weird and just a little bit crappy, but that Curse made it all make sense somehow. I don't remember the details, so I suspect I may have been subjected to some form of hypnotism. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 20:53, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

No, you were merely transported to an adjacent room by a malfunctioning voodoo doll. Any hypnotism you may have experienced was purely coincidental. ^_^ Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 20:58, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

Another very interesting and highly plausible explanation! Although the real reason might simply be, profane as it is, that Curse had better writers than MI2. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 21:08, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

You are dead to me. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 21:10, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

Mus musculus

What is a mowse and can I have one? I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him, and read the rest of the talk page in the future... --Yossie^{Spring in Fialta} 07:54, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

Of course you can! I think we still have some spare ones lying around... Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 20:20, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

I took the purple one! :D He will henceforth be known as The Purple One. --Yossie^{Spring in Fialta} 20:32, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

I thought you were going to call him George? Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 20:41, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

...er...uh...well...ya see...George...is......his......maiden name. --Yossie^{Spring in Fialta} 21:13, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

Call him Purple George, or suffer my wrath don't :) Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 21:15, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

Purple George it is, my liege friend! --Yossie^{Spring in Fialta} 22:07, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

Soon we shall rule this wiki

No, wait, I mean... Soon we shall rule this wiki

Wait. No... I mean... Oh, damn it all. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 22:43, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

I stepped on my mowse. It went squish. Oops? ħuman 01:00, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Were you at least wearing a jackboot? --Yossie^{Spring in Fialta} 05:24, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Sadly, I was barefoot, as I usually am. Got mowse poop and guts and stuff on me, had to wash it off. Icky. ħuman 05:35, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Mowse guts!!! Icky poo!!! ħuman 05:51, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

No. You can't have a new one just because you broke it. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 07:11, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Perhaps this will teach you not to destroy everything I buy you in future. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 07:12, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

I ssay, call tech support. for some reason they are always asking about my mouse. I don't know why. It's just a mouse. squeeks. poops. does all the things mice do --En attendant Godot_{"«Nous naissons tous fous. Quelques-uns le demeurent.»} 15:22, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

It's not "just" a mowse. All that business with the cheese and the squeaking is just a front. 15:32, 16 September 2008 (EDT) (my name is not important)

The tombs broke open

Thanks for the block, I really needed to go to sleep. That said, I stand by my above opinion, its effect on my perceived vitality notwithstanding. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 05:40, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Curse being written better than Revenge? Have you succumbed to some kind of debilitating delirious fever, Mr Jeldsen? Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 07:11, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

You have to admit that, although everything up to that point is brilliant, the ending is just bloody strange. If there hadn't been a Curse to salvage it, what would its legacy have been? I'm just asking. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 14:32, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

I like strange endings :P

And even if that doesn't sway you, it still has the best jokes, the best portrayal of each character, and the best graphics (yes, even including Curse and... er... the fourth one). The plot of Curse is just silly. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 14:44, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Of course it's silly. It's Monkey Island, it's supposed to be silly. But it's not supposed to be entirely non-sequitur and unrelated to the rest of the game, such as, to take one example completely at random, the ending of MI2. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 16:44, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Actually, the only thing I don't like about the ending of MI2 is the air of parody. If they'd played out the turning-into-children bit with complete seriousness, and without any of the "Luke I am your brother" or "I'm a mighty pirate" stuff, I would, in fact, have classed it as an excellent ending. You just don't like Gainax Endings. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 17:59, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Hey, they actually list MI2 on that page! Truly I am not worthy! Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 18:02, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

That is correct, I don't particularly like Gainax Endings. And this one is made worse by another trope I don't particularly fancy either. It feels completely artificial, tacked-on and out of connection with the rest of the storyline and generally just made me feel like this:

Me when I saw how MI2 ended.

(Again. (Actually, that's a feeling I experience fairly regularly. (For some reason.))) --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 18:31, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Yay! Multiple brackets! I used to do that all the time! ^_^ Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 18:55, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

<sulk>I wish you wouldn't use that template. It doesn't suit you at all</sulk>

Anyway... who said it was all a dream? I seem to recall that that interpretation was actually ruled out by Somethingorother Gilbert. Although, to be honest, everything to do with the MI2 ending might well be based purely on his desire to make things complicated for his successors.

But anyway, I still like it. Even that slight fly in the ointment does not excuse the monumental heresy of claiming Curse is better. I shall expect a full retraction, and some form of medal. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 18:54, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

You shall have neither. Curse clearly wins the prize here, not least through the fact that its writers managed to make some form of sense of that horrid mess Gilbert left them. Plus Murray. Murray is practically incomparable. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 20:04, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

I am docking Curse several dozen points for having such irritating graphics. And I'm sure I could name something better than Murray in MI2 if my memories of it weren't so fuzzy. Looks like Revenge is in the lead again! Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 20:12, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Curse doesn't have irritating graphics, it has quite excellent graphics. Any person of education and taste would realize this. In any case, I'm not saying that Curse is better than Revenge as such, only that the ending of Revenge is horrible and that the writing team of Curse should be commended for managing to salvage it to some extent. The rest of Revenge is, as stated above, brilliant, which leads me to believe either that its writers were highly "influenced" when they wrote the ending or that Gilbert had realized at the time that his days at LucasArts were numbered and decided, spitefully, to leave a little creative "present" for his successors. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 20:34, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

I am helpful copyeditor mowse ^_^

Curse just doesn't look like Monkey Island, to me. And indeed, I too commend the writing team for retconning the ending into essential non-existence, but I still think their efforts pale in comparison to Revenge.

Also, I advise you never to watch Akira. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 20:42, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

But do we actually know that the ending was written by the same person or group of people who wrote rest of the game? Perhaps the writer/writing team was/were possessed by evil, mischievous spirits from an alternate dimension just before they got to the ending? I personally consider this explanation highly likely because it would make precisely as much sense as the ending itself. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 20:49, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Whatever happened to your pet theory that a writer's interpretation of their work shouldn't be given precedence over anyone else's? Doesn't this contradict your new "irish fairy" theory? :P Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 20:55, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Quite the contrary, because it is, after all, my interpretation that their work might as well have been done by Irish faeries. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 20:59, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

But you were implying that if the ending happened to have been written by someone else, it would delegitimise the storyline somehow. This clearly rests on principles that contradict your silly theory :P Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 21:03, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Uh, that doesn't really seem to follow...

Okay. Here's what we'll do. I'll go and block myself now, and then I'll go to sleep. And tomorrow I'll take another look at your statement and explain precisely why you are completely wrong. Or maybe I'll just ignore it. Time will tell. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 21:07, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

I have returned, and have decided to reply with a request for further information. How have I implied that this situation would "would delegitimise the storyline"? Even after seven hours of sleep, that still doesn't make sense. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 05:59, 17 September 2008 (EDT)

You said "do we actually know that the ending was written by the same person or group of people who wrote rest of the game?" -- which, under your old theory, would actually have no implications as long as the players saw the story as a whole. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 10:29, 17 September 2008 (EDT)

In that case, you may not have fully understood my theory, which by the way in fact is not at all my theory, because of course it would have some implications if there were two different writers involved. "My" theory focuses on the interpretation of a given work, not the circumstances of its genesis. It is also interesting that you say "as long as the players saw the story as a whole", because that is precisely what I suspect a lot of players didn't do due to the ending so clearly having absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the story up to that point. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 18:06, 17 September 2008 (EDT)

I would've thought that the theory would have discounted the "circumstances of its genesis" entirely, if the people who generated it have no importance. However, I never really understood your theory, and I'm understanding it less and less the more I hear about it.

Any chance we could talk about something slightly less technical for a while? Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 18:22, 17 September 2008 (EDT)

Aw. Highly technical discussions are fun. But yes, we can talk about something else. As long as that something else does not involve fictional characters with names made up of single characters. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 17:27, 18 September 2008 (EDT)

Damn your Danish mind-reading skills. Why won't you give L a chance?_</melodrama>

Ahem. Anyway, I find I can't really think of anything, off the top of my head. Maybe we should continue our songwar? Would I be right in just assuming that it's my turn? It usually is. ^_^ Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 18:19, 18 September 2008 (EDT)

I think so, yes. Last one I posted was Aicha above. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 18:39, 18 September 2008 (EDT)

Wow, that was ages ago. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 19:32, 18 September 2008 (EDT)

Indeed! I almost thought you'd given up. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 19:45, 18 September 2008 (EDT)

I have just ignored a very important message from you

Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 15:40, 17 September 2008 (EDT)