JĀvąṢ₡ä₰
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Hi there, <Anonymous User>
Nicknames I have been known by:
- Scavpaja
- 'Scap
- Java
- S'quak! (not sure where that came from
)
As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Javascap, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORATIE", er, there is nothing I can or will do.
| As a Bureaucrat on RationalWiki: I, Javascap, further pledge to use my superhuman powers of demotion for good, and that my might of renaming shall only be used on request. If you do challenge me, I solemnly swear I will not promote you any time soon, or change your name to something that rhymes with "duck" unless I permaban you. |
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This user, for whatever demented reason, cannot stay awake 24/7. If you seriously need him there is... erm... nothing you can do untill Javascap logs back on. Untill then, feel free to beat him senseless with a trout
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Quip of the (whenever I update it)
- "If freedom of speech means anything, then it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear"
- "What does this button do..."-- Unknown
[edit] The ramblings of the bold Knight Javascap
My first journey took me far to the west, where the castle of Neveruse513 awaited creation. With a swift assault, Neveruse had a castle, and a red link had died. With a swift turn, I rode hard and fast, running north to the soon-to-be castle of Aimless Blaster, removing his red ink and bestowing a castle upon him. But lo, I was not content, as I rode south form the land of Blaster to the small abode of THE ELECTROCUTIONER. By suprise, the noble Lord CUR was already there, and recognizing our common goals, we thought ourselves allies. But alas, the knave CUR struck hard at my castle, but by fortune, he left his unoccupied, leaving me a chance to swoop in and bestow my changes upon his home. And lo, I am finished, tired, and filled with joy, my adventures took me far and wide, showing me castles and lands I never dreamed of.
But restless, I did stand again, and my assault was renewed on ScottA
