JĀvąṢ₡ä₰

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This user has ~~four~~ three socks on Coservapedia

Hi there, <Anonymous User>

ATTENTION ALL! I occasionally make mistakes. If you find one that I have made, please go here to slap me with a huge, soaking wet trout.

As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Javascap, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

As a Bureaucrat on RationalWiki: I, Javascap, further pledge to use my superhuman powers of demotion for good, and that my might of renaming shall only be used on request. If you do challenge me, I solemnly swear I will not promote you any time soon, or change your name to something that rhymes with "duck" unless I permaban you.

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This user's Moral Politics results are -6,4.

2nd

This user practices his right to fire arrows.

This user is against slaughtering these from helicopters with AK-47s.

This user does not believe so called "faith" can contend with modern science.

This user proves dishwashers with the malicious bread knife, and knows it zealously bangs to give the unbalanced Turing machines some penguins.

'	I would rather be an Open Sinner then a False Saint.

This user believes in a young Earth

— 4.5 billion years young.

Atheism

This user believes in no sort of supernatural whatsoever.

This user thinks that the Big Bang explains the origin of the Universe.

This user thinks that evolution explains the origin of species.

This user went to a public school, and was never homeschooled.

Dem

This user supported Barack Obama for President, and is glad he won.

This user enjoys polishing his sword.

This user survived the Great Exodus of '09.

IQ	This user's IQ is 132.

To boldly go where no RationalWikian has gone before!

This user believes
power corrupts, but we
need the electricity

This user would rather eat the chunks of corn in their crap than support George W. Bush.

This user believes in equal rights for gay people.

L G B T E R R I F I C !

This user believes in the right to arm frickin' sweet bears.

dem

This user doesn't care who wins the 2024 presidential election, as long as it isn't a Republican.

This user likes to freak out every now and then

This user may not agree with a word you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it

...this user makes a difference. So can you.

T I R E D
This user, for whatever demented reason, cannot stay awake 24/7. If you seriously need him there is... erm... nothing you can do untill Javascap logs back on. Untill then, feel free to beat him senseless with a trout