User talk:Ace McWicked/Archive3

Terry Koeckritz

That was quite an ear... eye?... bashing you gave TK. Let's hope he's not an insane mass murderer who can find out where we live if he really wants to. SJ ^Debaser 10:04, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Fuck him, he knew the score when he signed up. Ace McWickedⁱ⁹ 12:55, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Terry Koeckritz

So, I'm back from the Dark Continent a little earlier than expected--health issues to blame. Would like to hang with you guys--I need the laughs. Can you re-sysop me if you're around? Cheers...TheoryOfPractice 20:46, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Terry Koeckritz

Is you blockaged from CP too? --DogP^{Marmite Patrol} 21:03, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

I cant edit if thats what you mean. Ace McWickedⁱ⁹ 21:06, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

But you can load pages? Lucky, lucky you. I'll have to have CP communicated to me via hand signals from now on. --DogP^{Marmite Patrol} 21:11, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Are you unable to even view it? How does that work? Ace McWickedⁱ⁹ 21:13, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I guess they are blocking my IP from the server side. I haven't been able to load a page since last night. Bastards, no Sunday insights for me. That's my day all buggered up. I will have to hit the cocktail cabinet now to give my day some purpose. --DogP^{Marmite Patrol} 21:15, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Indeed, you must have purpose. Cant have you wandering around purposeless and unmotivated. Fill you belly with purpose. Hope they dont catch me out with a block like that. Ace McWickedⁱ⁹ 21:20, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Eggsellent! Cocktail in hand, and a new set of IP addresses. CP now open for business again. Nice thing is, I'm in a new Class C octet, so if they want to block me again, they'll have to vaporise a few sqillion households. Now, back to guzzling my cocktail, which is a fine Planter's Punch, thag yew wery much. --DogP^{Marmite Patrol} 22:59, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Terry Koeckritz

You're my man on the ground Ace. You're my eyes and ears, and most of the other senses (except touch). Rad McCool (talk) 03:06, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Except for touch? then whose silky thighs are those I am stroking if not your girlfriend's? Oh wait, those are mine. Ace McWickedⁱ⁹ 03:13, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Is he your alpha and omega? ħuman 03:12, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Ace is in fact just one large alpha. And hands off my girlfriends thighs Rad McCool (talk) 03:18, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Fuck you Rad, you giant ham wallet. Ace McWickedⁱ⁹ 03:20, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Ham wallet? Oh, you mean omega. Rad McCool (talk) 03:23, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Terry Koeckritz

When you say "ignore", are reverts acceptable? I would say yes. --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 22:03, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

Of course. Because reverting someone's talk page posts is neither a violation of community standards nor is it in the least bit antagonizing. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 22:07, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

Terry Koeckritz

I've actually still got your emails from when you were in Florida. I enjoyed the one about the guy who thought the whole world was mean. Rad McCool (talk) 01:47, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh yeah that was really funny. Ace McWickedⁱ⁹ 01:48, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

And the one about your hostel in New York. The apartment from Big, hilarious. Rad McCool (talk) 01:52, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

Well I am a funny guy. Ace McWickedⁱ⁹ 01:56, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

Terry Koeckritz

I just helped fix the typos you bitch, I don't care how badly you spelled and stuff in 1983. ħuman 06:41, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

You picked the wrong fucking time to incur my wrath. I have potentially lost 5 years of writing so my mood is not drawn on Human's swearing diatribe upon my talkpage. I have to spend many many hours retracing all my past articles; through magazines, boxes and old friends/girlfriends inboxes. Spelling errors and all - it is my history. Ace McWickedⁱ⁹ 06:57, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

Well, pile it all up here, you motherfucking loudmouth, typos, coffee stains, and hash marks and all. Fucking loser, I found a notebook I wrote in college 20 years later, and guess what? Mostly it was rally fucking lame. Hugs and kisses, ħuman 07:06, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

Indeed, pile it up from where? Currently 5 (actually 6) years of writing has disappeared like a fat man at weight watchers convention. I must write to editors I have burned, girls I have fucked, friends I have long since lost touch with and recompile my catalogue. Ace McWickedⁱ⁹ 07:19, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

Terry Koeckritz

"Esoteric..."

...

...Delicious?

Ace, computer's are not a food! SJ ^Debaser 09:43, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

Terry Koeckritz

Ralph Bakshi fan, perhaps? --Kels (talk) 21:47, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

Wizards was a childhood favourite of mine. Still is to this day. Ace McWicked^Necron99 21:49, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

You ever read any of Vaughn Bode's stuff? Wizards was largely based off his style. Didn't care for what he did with Lord of the Rings but I've liked his other stuff. --Kels (talk) 21:51, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

I bought Wizards off Ebay not so long ago. I remember as a child (why was I alowed to watch it as a child??) getting it everytime we went to the video store. That or Attack of the Super Monsters. Rad McCool (talk) 23:06, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

We were allowed to watch it because it kept us from bothering the old man. That is until he wanted one of us to make him a gin and tonic. Ace McWicked^Necron99 00:13, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Heh I learnt how to mix the perfect drink at 5 yrs old because of the old man. Ace McWicked^Necron99 00:18, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

And so began my life long love affair with gin and Wizards. I could go a gin right now. Rad McCool (talk) 00:21, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Terry Koeckritz

What is this I hear that you are sneaking up on us? - π 02:22, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Heh, its all part of our long term strategy. Ace McWicked^Necron99 02:23, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

You're really laid back downunder, aren't you? 30 cm out of 2250km isn't exactly rushing at things.

I did say it was a long term strategy. Ace McWicked^Necron99 03:48, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Terry Koeckritz

Do you want me to mess with the CSS and make that the name of all headings on this page by dafault? - π 13:58, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Terry Koeckritz

A poem for Mr McWicked.

My Vagina is weeping.
As are my buttocks.
Lend me some ointment.
And apply it with a sock.

Vagina.

SJ ^Debaser 13:58, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Terry Koeckritz

Some bastard kept vandalising the "Terry Koeckritz" header of my page, it seemed to act as some kind of bait. So I thought I'd make more fun. Ace McWicked^Necron99 14:02, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

This is worse than that scene in Being John Malkovich, so is this what happens when TK crawls inside his own head? ^pathetic 14:22, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

It's easy for him, he's had so much practice with his ass. --Kels (talk) 14:24, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

It is rather surreal, I'll give you that. Ace McWicked^Necron99 14:27, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Is this page a page about Terry Koecritz, that famous shitbag at Conservapedia? If so, I'd like to see more mentions of the shithead. Please to make moar Terry Koecritz. --DogP^{Marmite Patrol} 17:06, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

My understanding was that it was about Terry Koecritz the Seattle based carny. tmtoulouse 17:28, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Terry Koeckritz

Terry Koeckritz Terry Koeckritz --Kels (talk) 17:26, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Who is Terry Koeckritz? Conservapederast (talk) 21:00, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

What is she? You've not been around here much, have you? See TK ^{This message brought to you by: respond}_and honey 21:04, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

He's the one who blocked me out of Conservapedia, said bizarre things about me, including calling me a sock of a troll or some such nonsense (I only ever had one account), and then wouldn't respond to my emails. He's an artless bully and a coward. Little does he know I have a PhD in theology and would have been a good asset to his shitty site, but he seems uninterested in learning anything. Conservapederast (talk) 21:13, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Terry Koeckritz

Ace McWicked, I am intrigued that someone is leaving you messages in code on your talk page. Do you know what that's about? Conservapederast (talk) 23:29, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Not sure but the name "Terry Koeckritz" seems to be acting as bait for this peculiar vandal. Ace McWicked^Necron99 23:31, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

It's a standard vandal habit just hitting the keyboard @ random. ^{This message brought to you by: respond}_and honey 23:35, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

looks like a code to me bc the letters are arbitrarily grouped in octets. I initially thought that was a hint to the type of cipher used or the key but made no progress with my limited intellect. 01:33, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Meh, just "someone" fucking around. Ace McWicked^Necron99 01:36, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Terry Koeckritz

I read this and thought of you - UK's 'strongest beer' condemned. Генгис^{Is the Pope a Catholic?} 10:41, 28 July 2009 (UTC)