Dear Leader
From RationalWiki
As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Theemperor, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORATIE", er, there is nothing I can or will do.
As a Bureaucrat on RationalWiki: I, Theemperor, further pledge to use my superhuman powers of demotion for goodpower, and that my might of renaming shall only be used on when I arbitrarily deem it necessary. If you do challenge me, I will be forced to silence all opposition to my rule, in order to ensure peace, saftey, and security for MY NEW EMPIRE.
| “ | 兵不厭詐。 | ” |
| —Sun-Tzu | ||
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