User:Armondikov

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As a Bureaucrat on RationalWiki: I, Armondikov, further pledge to use my superhuman powers of demotion for good, and that my might of renaming shall only be used on request. If you do challenge me, I solemnly swear I will not promote you any time soon, or change your name to something that rhymes with "duck" unless I permaban you.

• I be a pirate from the UK. Mostly, I not be knownin' what ye be talkin' about.
• On a serious side, I'm a chemistry PhD. So mostly, I still don't know what you're talking about.

Known subpages of this page: Dawinism, Genesis,Shit I made, Vandalism, The sandbox, where I'm currently wasting time making a periodic table, The sandbox 2 (currently a few parahydrogen based equations) and The sandbox 3 which has the old Conservapedia article on Polynesium, which is hilarious. The sandbox 4 (holy crap will they never end?) has a side-by-side of someone trying to prove a point on something, I forget where. The sandbox 5 has some attempt at humour! The sandbox 6 is empty...

For those who care, here is my spuriously active YouTube account and here is my slightly more active DeviantART account.

[edit] Best of the sig

My current signature currently generates a random innuendo (as in, "I'll in-your-endo"). I have decided to keep track of the stranger or funnier ones. Though if anyone sees a particularly good one from their end, please let me know. There are 594 nouns and 194 verbs making 115,236 possible combinations. Punctuating the sig with the ad hom template would boost this to 9,564,588 combinations. Or perhaps using the adverb template to bring it up to 12,560,724 or both to make 1,042,540,092 - or 1 for every page view that Rational Wiki will have in the year 2253.

• "...I'll coax your antidisestablishmentarianist!"
• "...I'll ameliorate your xanthochroi!"
• "...I'll jerk your loser!"
• "...I'll agree your Furby!"
• "...I'll shave your chessboard!"
• "...I'll golf your imitation fake vomit!"
• "...I'll sell your horse!"
• "...I'll defenestrate your weasel!"
• "...I'll nuke your vortex!"
• "...I'll shave your caterer!"
• "...I'll bang your attorney!"
• "...I'll write your random string of characters!"
• "...I'll explode your suicidal lemming!"
• "...I'll pilot your boozehound!"
• "...I'll exterminate your antidisestablishmentarianist!"
• "...I'll ruffle your philosopher!"
• "...I'll deteriorate your communist!"
• "...I'll erect your hose!"
• "...I'll unify your nob!"
• "...I'll roll your rock!"