User talk:Toast

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  .  ^{So, that's the tune they play on their fascist banjos} 05:17, 11 March 2009 (EDT)

[edit] Can I call you Auntie Scrooge?  : )

Don't like the winter holiday season? RA ^sqfg 11:29, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

You can call me anything, but never call me late for dinner. Nice to see you back, RA. ^{I am eating} _& honey^chat 12:03, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

[edit] From my conglomerate to yours...

All the staff at McWicked Co. wish you a merry christmas.

Bah! Humbug!!!! ^{I am eating} _& honey^chat 12:13, 24 December 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Since you are in "bah humbug" mode

A little Eric Idle for you. Aboriginal Noise ^{I can make it greener!} 03:32, 25 December 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Happy New Year!

May the toast land butter side up every time!

Hell no! I want it to land butter side down! Lord of the Goons ^{The official spikey-haired skeptical punk} 23:33, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

[edit] happy

MEMO Happy New Year, Toast. This is from Useful Mei. It is an appropriate time for festivities, like alcohol. Today try not to eat too much, or too little.

-- =w= 06:41, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

[edit] Negative

Whee! I did maked a WIGO that went straight to minus figures. ^{I am eating} _& honey^chat 07:19, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

Congrats!!!! I made talky pages no one said "hello" on. Let us commiserate with smelly cheese! ħuman 07:33, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

Teh "ask the brothers was before Jake asked Ed's approval - about the loaves & fishes. ^{I am eating} _& honey^chat

I have no idea what you just said (or what I just said). So, um, kisses to you both. Cheek kisses, of course, I sleep on couch. ħuman 07:42, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

[edit] 'Tarted up version of File:Meiday.png'

Cool, do I get to see? -- =w= 03:31, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

There lay only nightmares in that direction, Mei. RA ^sqfg 04:37, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

[edit] Blog

Nutty tells me you have linked "my" blog to yours. Just a heads up that it isn't my blog, I have never had a blog and never plan to. A friend of mine and I were thrashing around interesting names awhile back when we were going to a party that we were not invited. I was Ace McWicked and he was Handsome B. Wonderful. He, later, used my name as a blog ID. Just a heads up. Aceⁱ⁹ 18:49, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

[edit] Saw this, thought of you...

"I'd crawl to you baby

And I'd fall at your feet

And I'd howl at your beauty

Like a dog in heat

And I'd claw at your heart

And I'd tear at your sheet

I'd say please, please

I'm your man."

TheoryOfPractice (talk) 03:06, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

And here I thought I was the only Leonard Cohen fan in the world.  ;D --Kels (talk) 03:08, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Aw, Kels, I have a long history of gettin' my heart broke by LC fans--the "I like you as a friend" girl, the librarian, the English major, a couple of others. Finally found one who could put up with my shit though. Mrs. Practice loves him....

I saw about half of that concert early new year's morn on my local PBS. Not only does the old geezer still have all his chops, but the story could have been written by him (touring to make money because his accountant or whoever stoled all his money). ħuman 04:04, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Famous Blue Raincoat's my favourite. (Not really got a favourite: I like love almost all of him) ^{I have just eaten} _& stilton^talk

Leonard Cohen is a genius! "Tower of Song" is his best. Totnesmartin (talk) 10:05, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Have y'all heard "Arthur Smith Sings Leonard Cohen"? Magic! If anyone knows where it can be downloaded please tell. ^{I have just eaten} _& stilton^talk 10:10, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Just so you know, Leonard Cohen is getting a lifetime achievement Grammy tonight. Good for him, he deserves it. --Kels (talk) 17:04, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

"Lifetime achievement" awards are what Bob Monkhouse called "give him something quick before he dies" awards. Totnesmartin (talk) 23:07, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

[edit] Mei02png

But now I have two mouths! That wobbly line isn't a nose. Liking the glass-in-hand, though. -- =w= 05:44, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Sorted. ^{I have just eaten} _& stilton^talk 09:05, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Teh computer went splaa" last night so I'm on t' phone for a few hours. I have just eaten _& stilton^talk 08:10, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Neighbours are useful! Back on line! ^{I have just eaten} _& stilton^talk 08:59, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

But #2 screen's not working! ^{I have just eaten} _& stilton^talk 09:09, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

[edit] Brits

I don't dislike "a Brit" though the society as a whole wore me down. You, now you I like. Aceⁱ⁹ 20:25, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

Hey, what about me and Josh, cunt? Crundy^{God created Saturn.. and he liked it, so he put a ring on it} 20:26, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

[edit] STOP!

You're locking up the wiki, please stop refreshing whatever you are refreshing. -- Nx / talk 16:58, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

Ok, seems to be working now. You were looking at User:Toast/stuff, right? -- Nx / talk 17:06, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

Probably 'cause I was being self-referential. Dpl'ing to include the page I was dpl-ing on. ^yummy &  ^honey_{(or marmalade)} 17:08, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

That can crash the wiki? Oh shit. What was the code you used? -- Nx / talk 17:09, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

You killed the wiki again. -- Nx / talk 20:06, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

Code:

removed as it can crash the wiki -- Nx / talk 20:28, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

(Hope nowiki kills dpl) ^yummy &  ^honey_{(or marmalade)} 20:24, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. -- Nx / talk 20:27, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

[edit] Come back Toast!

Weeeee neeeeed yooouuu! Wẽãšẽĩõĩď^{Methinks it is a Weasel} 17:44, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

See you when you get back! --Kels (talk) 18:20, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK! Aceⁱ⁹ 18:52, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

Can't say I blame you mate. See you around on WP or Flickr or summat. Totnesmartin (talk) 23:04, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

I hate this place: it's soooo habit forming. I tried, I really tried, but I can't let it fall apart without putting in my 2cents. ^yummy &  ^honey_{(or marmalade)} 14:41, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

It's the crack of the Internet! --^{Ask me about our mandate} 14:46, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

[edit] user 188

You asked somewhere (can't be arsed looking for it now) who user 188 here was. It was some character called User:Jeb2, who did stuff on 5 July 2007 for all of 16 minutes and then returned whence s/he came. User 189, though, was Pi. Totnesmartin (talk) 18:48, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

I've got: 188 22:18, 7 July Terikion Spics (whose one contribution was: 22:19, 7 July 2007 (hist) (diff) User:Tmtoulouse ‎ (Replacing page with 'FROG') and Pi not Π at 181. See here ^yummy &  ^honey_{(or marmalade)} 19:04, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

Oops, I must have miscounted in the user creation log - i was counting back from 241 (mine) and they're not numbered... Totnesmartin (talk) 19:10, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, there must be some missing or summat!. ^yummy &  ^honey_{(or marmalade)} 19:21, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

Pi is user 188 actually. The user creation log is missing the first 7 entries, so Kels, who is user 7, appears first. New user log was an extension before and was probably not installed at first. -- Nx / talk 19:23, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

If you look @ my list , you'll see I've allowed for Kels being u 7. ^yummy &  ^honey_{(or marmalade)} 19:26, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

Seems that Pi was/is someone we know[1] ^yummy &  ^honey_{(or marmalade)} 19:33, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

Some ids are not assigned to any user, e.g. user 61 doesn't exist. Anyway

mysql> SELECT user_id, user_name FROM rw_user WHERE user_id=188;
+---------+-----------+
| user_id | user_name |
+---------+-----------+
|     188 | Pi        |
+---------+-----------+
1 row IN SET (0.00 sec)

-- Nx / talk 20:02, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

Removed by someone - obscene or similar before we had "rename user"? ^yummy &  ^honey_{(or marmalade)} 20:05, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

Possibly, although removing a user is only possible if they have no edits (or the edits are reassigned to another user). -- Nx / talk 20:07, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

[edit] Minor

I prefer to flag my edits as minor unless they are genuinely important. I will stop if it bothers you. Dark Matter Glaucopis (talk) 22:40, 7 February 2010 (UTC)

Minor normally refers to typos, spelling & such small stuff. Any comment or edit that might be of interest to anyone else shouldn't be flagged minor. No harm done. ^yummy &  ^honey_{(or marmalade)} 22:50, 7 February 2010 (UTC)

[edit] Welcome!

You're now a member of the "Dried Up Old" club! You're a biddy, and I'm a cunt, according to the master sociopath, TK. Nice to see he's consistent in his misogyny. --Kels (talk) 02:14, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

I was a prune years ago. Good club to be in. ^yummy &  ^honey_{(or marmalade)} 02:21, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

Originally here, several times I'm flattered by being in any club with one of the talented! ^yummy &  ^honey_{(or marmalade)} 02:25, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

The talented? You mean there's a third member of the club?  ;D --Kels (talk) 03:30, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

False modesty, while appealing, is not warranted, we've all seen your stuff. ^yummy &  ^honey_{(or marmalade)} 03:32, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

Hah! Well, I've been looking at French comics and animation all evening, so I compare myself pretty low. But I'll get better, in the fullness of time (to make an obscure Lensman reference). --Kels (talk) 03:34, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

[edit] Moon landing

I see someone doesn't like Moon landing deniers, haha. The whole idea strikes me as ridiculous - what do they have to gain by asserting that we never landed on the Moon? Even something as crazy as creationism has a motive: Biblical inerrancy is essential to the moral system that fundamentalists base their lives on, so they must protect its legitimacy. The anti-Moon landing people, however, don't really gain anything from their belief. So why do they do it? Attention? Perhaps, but that doesn't explain why they actually believe in such bullshit to begin with. In any case, they're pretty damn annoying. Not really sure where I'm going with this rant, but there you have it. Τe†rоиіαn ^{lavish Jesus} 02:47, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

What gets me is that they think that the combined governments of the world have some sort of agenda and the ability to fool everyone. One thing governments are is porous - since the 60s there would have been so many leaks, we'd have known, not just a few suspected. Wazzocks! ^yummy &  ^honey_{(or marmalade)} 02:53, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

If there is an agenda, I have no idea what it would be. What the hell do they gain from pretending that we landed on the Moon? It's not like doing so increased government control in any way. I'm puzzled as to the motive. (Because, let's face it, all conspiracy theories and woo have some sort of a motive). Τe†rоиіαn ^{the anti-anti-atheist} 02:58, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

I've no idea: just that "people are lying to us" - persecution complex? ^yummy &  ^honey_{(or marmalade)} 03:06, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

Most woo misters and conspiracy theorists seem to be in it for the money; flogging dodgy books, dvds and woo related products. They rely on people picking this stuff up and running with it, most people are meme-carriers for the bullshit merchants. - User = π 03:09, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

there would have been some sound political reasons for ensuring success. With JFKs challange and the cold war with Russia an American failure may have been destabilizing. What I find as supporting evidence suggestive of a fake program is the lack of dead astronouts on the moon or in space. Its not great or even good evidence but it seems odd when compared to other projects of similar newness. Hamster (talk) 16:36, 22 February 2010 (UTC)

[edit] w

Should I call you Terry or Toast? -- =w= 14:49, 22 February 2010 (UTC)

Why should you call me? ^yummy &  ^honey_{(or marmalade)} 15:24, 22 February 2010 (UTC)

I could be trapped under falling rubble. -- =w= 15:31, 22 February 2010 (UTC)

[edit] Query

Do you know anything about this this or this?  Lily ^{Ta, wack!} 16:09, 22 February 2010 (UTC)

'Kin'ell. No, I hadn't seen it. He did say he was having some work difficulty or summat - closing an office somewhere. He'll be missed. ^yummy &  ^honey_{(or marmalade)} 16:18, 22 February 2010 (UTC)

[edit] w

[3] There is something wrong with that diff. -- Mei 23:04, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

Sorry Toast. -- Mei 23:15, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks!

Whoot! Thanks Toast! Aceⁱ⁹ 23:20, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

You're welcome, my friend. ^yummy &  ^honey_{(or marmalade)} 23:28, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

[edit] ><

I was just about to get that bit! -- Mei 00:07, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

[edit] (Getting bored with this now)

I could take it over if you like. -- Mei