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You are pretty awesome.

That is all.--Tom Moore^{fiat justitia} 16:28, 10 November 2009 (UTC)

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TOP IS VERY USEFUL. -- =w= 01:40, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

**blush** TheoryOfPractice 01:42, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

ToP = Theory of Paul. -- =w= 01:41, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

Discovered! Was that you rooting through my trash the other day? TheoryOfPractice 01:42, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

Yes but I can explain. I was just looking for heroin. You see it was perfectly innocent. -- =w= 01:51, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

What is your problem?

Why do you hate me so much? I'm an anti-Christian anti-American anti-Semitic neo nazi. Isn't that just what rationalwiki is? I know my edits terrify conservapedia jewbagels. Billybobcarterwashington 20:27, 22 November 2009 (UTC)

If you don't mind terribly, can I appropriate the word "jewbagels"? It has a nice ring to it. Kthnx bai Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:00, 15 December 2009 (UTC)::Sure--but, like there's any other kind of bagels. mmmmmmmmmm. bagels. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 00:02, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

Free Usable?

Would it be ok to upload a screencap of a SNES game that was never released in North America?--Thanatos 05:53, 26 November 2009 (UTC)

Probably not. Why do we need it? ħuman 06:25, 26 November 2009 (UTC)

If I can ever defeat God, the image of YHVH fell could have multiple uses on the site. Nietzsche for example.--Thanatos 06:30, 26 November 2009 (UTC)

Re: CP liberal hate speech articles posted on Craigslist

Does reading the AA portion of Craigslist mean that you're a denizen of the area? I ask only because I'm an ol' townie myself, not because I'm planning some creepy TK-style stalking...--WJThomas 00:05, 28 November 2009 (UTC)

When people ask me where I live, I point to a spot on my right palm. Say no more. TheoryOfPractice 00:08, 28 November 2009 (UTC)

He's a 'Gander! ħuman 03:37, 28 November 2009 (UTC)

dimwittery

You should footnote that. Otherwise we won't believe you. ħuman 03:11, 29 November 2009 (UTC)

Done. TheoryOfPractice 03:20, 29 November 2009 (UTC)

Vandal Bin response posted on my talk page

Feel free to revert the parole if you want, but I'm a little more lenient on even extremely crass statements applied to public figures. ConservapediaEditor 03:57, 4 December 2009 (UTC)

The Penis Mightier

Was your penis mightier joke on MC's talkpage a reference to this classic piece of SNL humor? Just curious... The Spikey Punk ^{I'm punking my punk!} 18:53, 4 December 2009 (UTC)

Nope, from Mark Twain. TheoryOfPractice 19:08, 4 December 2009 (UTC)

Blitzkrieg Bop

Toppy Top Top, I've captured your userpage briefly as it seems to be attracting the (most likely) random woman username vandal. Sorry for the intrusion, but it seemed like a good idea at the time. It expires in a day anyway... SJ ^Debaser 02:12, 5 December 2009 (UTC)

Fucker

Just fuck off you prick.

Same old blarney, MC? You do have the gift of the gobshite. Генгис^{Our ignorance is God; what we know is science.} 20:20, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

I have been denied a fair trial, branded a vandal, and become a pariah figure for having the honesty to point out your flaws to you. TOP is one of the RW mafia who are incapable of self criticism and who insist on silencing dissent at any cost. His compadre, the inherently flawed 'Theemperor', is the vehicle behind which this website is reaching its demise; Do you really think that after all the aggro both Goonie and that little shite caused that I'll just disappear? I'll simply move away from being a concern troll to being an angry troll until you either decide to ban me or decide to unbin me. You'd think you lot would learn that giving me a just grievance will give me infinitely aggrieved energy. So wise the fuck up, all of you. MarcusCicero (talk) 20:49, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Un-bin MarcusCicero or I am leaving for good. ^{— Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block} 20:52, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

I don't deal in threats or ultimatums, so G'bye! TheoryOfPractice (talk) 21:26, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Sliders

It was a tv show. I added it because I thought it would give another touch of humor to the page.--Mustex (talk) 23:35, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

ah. no tv here. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 23:36, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

I have sent you an e-mail

In response to the one you sent me. The Goonie 1 ^{What's this button do? Uh oh....} 01:05, 11 December 2009 (UTC)

Terence Casey Brennan: met him?

Have you ever met T. Casey Brennan? As I live and breathe, he is a doppelganger of L. Ron Hubbard. He and I used to get baked and he would kick my ass all over the chess board when we lived in a housing co-op on Washtenaw Ave. Still a babe magnet after all these years, it seems. Sprocket J Cogswell (talk) 02:56, 11 December 2009 (UTC)

I have not. But I'll keep my eyes open, as getting baked and getting my ass kicked at chess would definitely qualify as fun. UPDATE: Wait, I'm pretty sure I've seen him bumping around. Maybe @ the Ark? Anyway, just a glance at the article tells me I should search him out--I'm a huge comics guy, too. TheoryOfPractice (talk)

Not much into comics, me, but some of his stuff that I saw was worth a second look. That was then, and even at that time, one needed some tolerance of teh krazy to get along with im. He looked better in those days, and was often to be found on the carpet in a pile of people, all but him sporting bewbs. With application, he could have founded a bigger cult than he did. Sprocket J Cogswell (talk) 03:15, 11 December 2009 (UTC)

Your rights

If/when you want them back, just e-mail me, and I'll restore them. Cheers. Lord Goonie ^{Hooray! I'm helping!} 14:37, 11 December 2009 (UTC)

Going to miss your mop-work. --^{Ask me about your mother} 14:38, 11 December 2009 (UTC)

As am I. Everyone got mad at you for using your rights "above what is called for," but, in truth, the fact that you had a no nonsense aptitude for trolls was almost Robin Hood Esque, in that you'd go beyond the rules in order to preserve the rules and keep order here. Gooniepunk2010 ^{Oi! Oi! Oi!} 15:00, 11 December 2009 (UTC)

I can agree in full for giving you your rights back if you'd like. Just let us know. Aboriginal Noise ^{What the hell is that thing?} 03:59, 12 December 2009 (UTC)

I've given back your rights. Self-promotion is silly. Hope you come back soon. I reckon this latest round of nonsense is now winding down, & the wiki will be back to almost-normal soon enough. ₩€₳$€£ΘĪÐ^{Methinks it is a Weasel} 13:23, 12 December 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote of confidence. I'm assuming it's safe now...TheoryOfPractice (talk) 15:19, 12 December 2009 (UTC)

Now look what you made me do!

(Block log); 23:54 . . Radioactive afikomen (Talk | contribs | block) blocked TheoryOfPractice (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 31 seconds (autoblock disabled) (I don't wear britches—I go commando.)

I can't shake the feeling that, a couple years from now, someone's going to go through your block log and see that one entry completely out of context. I've been immortalized for posterity as a man who doesn't wear underwear! : ( Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:59, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

You, sir, are a gentleman ...

and a fascist. Thanks for your help. MarcusTrolliusCicero (talk) 02:41, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

You sir...

...fail at following established Theemperor: Naming conventions, and capitalized a letter in my name after the first "T" in "The". Thus you have been banned from life by imperial proclimation of Grand President-for-life of Rationalwiki, His Highness, Pope Mullah Rabbi Exonerus I, Keeper of the Keys of RenameUser, Wielder of the great warhammer Hammer1, Posessor of the Amulet of Userrightsedit, Supreme High General of All Socks, Lord of Danes and Donuts, Banisher of All Creationists and Woo-Pushiers, and Conqueror of Rationalwikiwiki. In other new, did I tell you about the great sig i'm going to have? 24.13.203.96 (talk) 04:20, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

1. Sorry about the capitalization screw=up. Ruined a great moment. 2. Have you read Holmes's' The Autocrat at the Breakfast Table? it seems only appropriate. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 04:21, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

Might as well not do half a job, Human.

Thanks for catching up on me. ħuman 04:34, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

Oh I am so going to fuck you up.

^{— Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block} 16:29, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

Wait...was that....HUMOR??? ^{— Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block} 16:47, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

HumoUr, more precisely. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 16:48, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

Next time I'd like a little more time to feign outrage and ape due processes, please. ^{— Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block} 16:51, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

Now, now, girls. Play nice. ^sshole 17:08, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

Fat City

Do away with the land-rapers and greed-heads. We'll maintain a bicycle fleet, sod streets and punish dishonest drug dealers by placing them in stocks in front of city hall. Ace^{of Spades} 19:38, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

Fuckin' A. FREAK POWER! TheoryOfPractice (talk) 19:55, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

Fat City Uber Alles! Ace^{of Spades} 19:59, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

Paper

Nice work man, its always a good feeling to get a paper finished. Ace^{of Spades}!

Ace, this one was like giving birth--on top of writing that fucker, I had to grade exams. I was going to do the paper Gonzo-style: shove my notes into a manila envelope and just give him the Pure, Unedited Data. Bad Craziness. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 05:10, 20 December 2009 (UTC)

Hey, TOP, why are some people here so really pissed at you? What did I miss, other than the, um, refactoring of TWIGO CP ages go? Did you turn into a prick while was busy editing drunk or something? ħuman 05:25, 20 December 2009 (UTC)

Who's pissed at me, Human? TheoryOfPractice (talk) 05:59, 20 December 2009 (UTC)

I dunno, probably Marcus and some other troll I forget who? If you didn't notice I'm done forgetting already :) ħuman 06:01, 20 December 2009 (UTC)

Well, that's just Marcus being Marcus, innit? TheoryOfPractice (talk) 06:02, 20 December 2009 (UTC)

Probably MC. Pay no attention. --User:Theautocrat/Sig 06:03, 20 December 2009 (UTC)

Probably RA. Pay no attention. You'll just swell his head further. Anyways, I got a bastard of a paper finished last month and jesus it felt good to bury that fucker. Ace^{of Spades} 06:08, 20 December 2009 (UTC)

(EC^27) I dunno, I thought some other jackass was TOPping your name in vain. I was probably wrong. ħuman 20:26, 20 December 2009 (UTC)

The Christmas hat?

Why are you passionately against it? Do you not think its a bit of a silly thing to get worked up over? EdmundBurke (talk) 16:58, 20 December 2009 (UTC)

Season's Greetings

Please accept with no obligation, implicit or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the northern-hemisphere winter solstice/southern hemisphere summer solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with total respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, and their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all... and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures, and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical or mental ability, religious faith, sexual orientation and choice of computer platform of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wishee actually to implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. Генгис^{Our ignorance is God; what we know is science.} 17:11, 20 December 2009 (UTC)

As some whose goal in life is fiscal ruin, I find your greeting offensive. --^{Ask me about your mother} 19:38, 20 December 2009 (UTC)

I frankly find the greeting offensive as it is insufficiently inclusive. As some of you may remember, I am an alien from the planet Jupiter. No reference is made in the greeting to holidays which might or might not be celebrated by the many alien life forms who regularly visit Rational wiki. I trust that Mr Practice will reject it as a consequence of its implicit speciesism.--Skynet (talk) 20:19, 20 December 2009 (UTC)

Ummm, thanks, I suppose--but it's just another day. Nothing more or less special than March 23rd or the 12th of September to me--I care not for religion, nor pagan festivals, nor do i think that the position of a planet relative to its sun is an event worthy of my recognition. No season, week, month or day is any more relevant tnan any other. So have a nice day, whatever day it is! TheoryOfPractice (talk) 00:52, 21 December 2009 (UTC)