Florida
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Florida is America's wang, and hangs proudly over the Caribbean from the United States' abdomen. It is also the least explicable of the weird states, being the only state so honored with its own tag by Fark.com.
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[edit] Demographics
Due to its geographic location, it is home to both large numbers of retired Americans from northerly climes, and (the descendants of) disenfrachised Cuban businessmen who were pwned by Fidel Castro in 1959. Also flying cockroaches large enough to need their own runways.
[edit] National politics
With its large population and relatively balanced political demographics, it is a very important state for presidential candidates to woo. Or steal.
[edit] Le sports
Florida is also home to the mighty NFL powerhouse, the Miami Dolphins.
[edit] Climate
Without air conditioning, Florida would still be an uninhabitable swamp. Everyone has their backyards filled with huge screen houses, and it thunderstorms so much that Florida is widely known as the lightning strike capital of the world.
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