Alabama
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Bama!
Something Alabamans probably don't know about the favorite daughter pictured on their state quarter: she was a hard-core socialist, and therefore would likely not be a Republican, like most of them are.
"They call Alabama the Crimson Tide. Call me Deacon Blues." - Steely Dan
ROLL TIDE!!!
"Candy Nest Alabama" - Lynyrd Skynyrd
Goatspeed!
At least it ain't Mississippi. That's the worst place in the United States. (Though if Florida is America's wang, Alabama and Mississippi would have to be the taint. What this says about Texas is up the reader to discern.)
Alabama is one of many places in the Old South where you can buy a gun quite easily, but the selling of sex toys is illegal. And always will be. They need a Lawrence v. Texas. You know those old laws, like oranges are illegal every third Tuesday thats a full moon, and sodomy laws that were instated in 1709? Well, Alabama has one: selling guns to kids gets a $500 fine; but a sex toy will get you $10,000 and a year in jail! Luckily the archaic law was challenged. And is still a law in Alabama. The year the archaic law was created? 1998[1].
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