Kentucky

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Fingerlickin' jelly!
Fingerlickin' jelly!

Kentucky is the world's leading producer of jelly because its horses are fingerlickin' good.

Kentucky ("Caintuck") is also famous for its bluegrass. And using one word for two exports.

Despite (or due to) the highly religious nature of Kentuckians, the main industries are gambling, tobacco, marijuana, alcohol, and porn. The medical field has also grown rapidly in Kentucky, if only in response to the need imposed by the other industries.

Wanna-be famous Kentuckians include Gatewood Galbraith and User:Researcher.

Kentucky made the cover of commie leftist pinko rag The Nation's Oct. 1, 2007 issue.

[edit] Also see

The Bible Belt
Alabama - Arkansas - Florida - Georgia
Kansas - Kentucky - Louisiana - Mississippi
Missouri - North Carolina - Oklahoma - South Carolina
Tennessee - Texas - Virginia - West Virginia - Jesusland
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