Kentucky
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Kentucky is the world's leading producer of jelly because its horses are fingerlickin' good.
Kentucky ("Caintuck") is also famous for its bluegrass. And using one word for two exports.
Despite (or due to) the highly religious nature of Kentuckians[1], the main industries are college basketball, gambling, tobacco, marijuana, alcohol, and porn. The medical field has also grown rapidly in Kentucky, if only in response to the need imposed by the other industries.
Wanna-be famous Kentuckians include Gatewood Galbraith and RationalWiki user - Researcher.
Kentucky made the cover of commie leftist pinko rag The Nation's Oct. 1, 2007 issue.
Hunter S. Thompson came from Kentucky, to the horror of everyone else who did.
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Kentucky's Office of Homeland Security has the important duty of "stressing the dependence on Almighty God as being vital to the security of the Commonwealth."[2] It must have worked, as Caintuck has not yet been invaded by the terrars. This Kentuckian is glad that the department hasn't taken that requirement very seriously.
[edit] Fun
- "Open seven days a week, excluding Sundays!" - actual sign on a Kentucky Fried Chicken store
- "We had quitters during the Revolution too! We called them Kentuckians!" - George Washington's ghost to Lisa Simpson
[edit] See also
- Some so-called wandalism of this page.
[edit] Footnotes
- ↑ Of course, the main religion in KY is actually college basketball
- ↑ http://www.kentucky.com/513/story/608898.html
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