Pr0n
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Pr0n used to be pictures and movies of people better-looking than you, letting you watch them do things that you'd rather be doing than whatever it is you're doing at the moment, for a small fee. Now it is mostly people who look just like you, doing those same things, for free. Fundamentalists don't like it because it makes their pants fit funny and makes them forget that they're nasty, rotten, pathetic little slime that deserve nothing better than to be tied up and forced to lick God's boots. In a men's room. Naked.
Evidence suggests that both the far left and the far right hate pr0n. Which in turn means pr0n is exclusively for the fence-sitters[1] moderates.
So far, RationalWiki is not really part of teh internets, because it contains no pr0n.[2]
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[edit] Rule 34
Of course, pr0n is not limited to people who look just like you, doing those same things, for free. According to Rule 34, for anything that exists, pr0n of that thing also exists. This is most commonly seen in the hilarious titles that are available for, *ahem* consumption. Although these are usually just mainstream porn with funny themes and titles so aren't really Rule 34 in action, although they are pretty damn funny. Examples include:
- Womb Raider
- Star Whores
- In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon
- E3 The Extra Testicle
- Romancing the Bone
- Porn on the 4th of July
- Schindler's Fist[3]
The list is almost endless.[4]
Strictly, Rule 34 is about the explicit content rather than the superficial differences - and there are no exceptions to Rule 34. Imagine the possibilities: if your sexual fantasy involves ketchup, mailboxes, potato chips, barnyard animals, plaster casts, bananas, and floppy discs all at the same time, you will find pr0n involving all those things if you but look on teh internut, a good place to start would be either Encyclopedia Dramatica or the restricted "adult content" section of DeviantART. There are no exceptions. Have fun you perv!
[edit] See also
[edit] External links
- Perversion for Profit -- A 1960s film on how pornography leads to Communism. Note its use of Nazi-style caricatures. Note also the reference to the "Communist Masters of Deceit" (4:33).
- "The Internet is for Pr0n" -- "Avenue Q"-cum-anime. (Pun very much intended.)
[edit] Footnotes
- ↑ Depending on the structure of the fence, fence-sitters may experience varying degree of sexual pleasure from this act.
- ↑ Well, not much, but so little that it's actually hard to find.
- ↑ What? Too soon?
- ↑ A slightly longer list
