Internet

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“	There never has been an engine for instant gratification like the Internet... It's like a faucet: you turn the knob and you expect an immediate flow of lolcats.	”
—Cracked dot com

The Internet is not a big truck. It is a series of tubes.^[1]

[edit] Things you can't do on the Internet

• Arm wrestle.
• Go somewhere.
• Smell the flowers.
• Drink tea. Except through a tube.

[edit] Footnotes

1. ↑ He's a Republican, so it's true.