Internet

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The internet is a series of tubes.^[1]

[edit] Things you can't do on the internet

• Smell the flowers.
• Go somewhere.
• Arm wrestle.
• Drink tea. Except through a tube.

[edit] Footnotes

1. ↑ he's a Republican, so it's true.

S T U B (The Pet Goat ate it)