Ken Ham

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Ken Ham is a cretinist wackaloon, and the president and founder of Answers in Genesis. From Australia. Where all the kangaroos floated.

Every year Ken expounds on such thrilling topics as: reliability of the Bible, how compromise over biblical authority has undermined society and even the church, witnessing more effectively, dinosaurs, and “races.”^[1] He is unnaturally obsessed with the book of Genesis from the old testament bible, to such a degree that he has devoted his life to the mental contortions necessary when taking the book to be literal truth. Whether this is a strong personal belief that he holds, or he realized how much money he could get from all the suckers out there, is as yet unknown.

No Answers in Genesis was created as a response to Answers in Genesis.

In late Spring of 2007, Answers in Genesis, while Ken Ham was president, opened the Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky. The Creation Museum is $27 million dollars of idiocy, showing just how much money is out there to be taken by from wack-jobs.

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According to esteemed biologist and blogger PZ Myers, writing "to" Ham:

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Millions of people, including some of the most knowledgeable biologists in the world, think just about every day that you are an airhead, an ass, a birdbrain, a blockhead, a bonehead, a boob, a bozo, a charlatan, a cheat, a chowderhead, a chump, a clod, a con artist, a crackpot, a crank, a crazy, a cretin, a dimwit, a dingbat, a dingleberry, a dipstick, a ditz, a dolt, a doofus, a dork, a dum-dum, a dumb-ass, a dumbo, a dummy, a dunce, a dunderhead, a fake, a fathead, a fraud, a fruitcake, a gonif, a halfwit, an idiot, an ignoramus, an imbecile, a jackass, a jerk, a jughead, a knucklehead, a kook, a lamebrain, a loon, a loony, a lummox, a meatball, a meathead, a moron, a mountebank, a nincompoop, a ninny, a nitwit, a numbnuts, a numbskull, a nut, a nutcase, a peabrain, a pinhead, a racketeer, a sap, a scam artist, a screwball, a sham, a simpleton, a snake oil salesman, a thickhead, a turkey, a twerp, a twit, a wacko, a woodenhead, and much, much worse.^[2]

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In other words, Ham would blend right in at Conservapedia.