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For the first time ever, a mention of the FBI does not lead to the banhammer, and Karajou displays that he may actually be the biggest idiot at CP when he makes it clear he does not understand the difference between posting information on a wiki and hacking a private email account.

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"Bush downplayed small government", "no, he didn't". "Are you sure?". "Yes, I am" absolutely sure.

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Whenever I start to think PJR is above the viciously ignorant thugs who run CP, I can just read this shit, and I'll get over it.

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A prize to whoever can figure out what Jinx hi Jinx! finds so laughable

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One of two things has happened. Either the world's greatest lawyer has no idea what constitutes legal trespassing, or he has become so delusional, he now thinks Conservapedia is a physical plot of land. UPDATE: 'trespassing' is Andy's word of the day, and DRamon joins in the fun.

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Who says suggestions to CP talk pages don't change much? There! Much better!

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Gasp! A Hollywood filmmaker dupes people in order to ridicule their religious beliefs in his film! (This from people who rabidly promoted a certain other filmmaker who did this.)

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Andy puts that known liberal agitator Hsmom in her place, where she proceeds to (home)school him.

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It's Sunday and you know what that means kids? That's right, a new rant sermon essay from His Highness!. Update: make it two!

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CP's jaundiced world view strikes again. "Outing" has everything to do with homosexuals and nothing to do with trips to the seaside. (Also, note the internal link on "come out of the closet"). UPDATE: PJR is an avid reader of WIGO.

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Kenny boy pees on the top of the Main Page, marking the whole thing as his territory. Beta (or lower) males Croc DeanS and the Koward show their throats to recognize his authority.

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Jinx hi Jinx!, if you're going to make inane jokes, please at least spell them correctly.

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PJR cements his title as the wittiest of the wingnuts by his clever use of Oversight to pwn the pwner here. (Before and after.) You win this round, PJR...!

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Oh Aschlafly, you really are a complete tit arent you?

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Those wacky, insane Conservapedians buy a wacky, insane study by the wacky, insane Gallup and the wacky, insane Baylor University that lies about wacky, insane conservative Christianity promoting rationalism. Those wacky, insane clowns!

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Someone lets Andy know he can admit he doesn't know what he is talking about and still be a big strong man. DeanS moves quickly to protect Andy from this vital piece of information. UPDATE: And that's that!. Really?. Yes, do not criticise Andy. Period.

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Outside statistical opinions welcome, says Andy. KennyMac makes the single best contribution to the PNAS debate with a concise explanation and further commentary. Crocoshite says, "we don't want your sort around here - we like teh stupid". Update: Croco goes rampaging. UPDATE: Andy has read KennyMac's excellent explanation, but utterly, totally and completely failed to understand it.

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Or, in other words "I will never look at this talk page again." You misspelled "contingency", I win!!!!eleventy!!

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Wall street should read conservapedia, and the crisis of confidence will be over.

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The master is always eager to fill young minds with his own raving delusions (see answer #7).

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BugleBoy's meds wear off. UPDATE: Fasten your seatbelts--this could be a bumpy ride.

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LearnTogether: There's no proof that Palin was behind Wasilla victims paying for their own rape-test kits. DinsdaleP: Umm, what about this? (snip) LearnTogether: As I said, there's no proof...

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The economy is in tatters, the elections are getting nasty, the Taliban are resurgent but, more importantly, are our schools celebrating constitution day?

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Our challenge - to find a statistician Andy will accept to review his half-arsed schoolboy doodlings.

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This could be good. "Andy, could you show me your calculations? Please? Hello? UPDATE: I'm ignoring you on purpose. Goodbye. UPDATED UPDATE: While parodist DRamon makes a sad attempt to defend Andy, somebody who knows about statistics gives his figures showing why Andy is talking shit.

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Taciturn to Andy: "Grow a pair!" Andy to Taciturn: "No."

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Yes, believing in evolution is a... syndrome. The supply of irony meters cannot meet the demand. Update: Somebody feels like tempting fate. Update the second: The irony, Claptin! She cannae take much more of it! But wait, after clever wandalism, Andy refuses to teach the controversy

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Given a choice between a highly qualified and published professor and Creationwiki, just guess which one PJR sees as a more reliable source.

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Sorry Horace looks like 42 was not the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything when you are in CP version of it.

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DRamon's bid to become the next Bugler appears to have failed, albeit only temporarily. There is still time young padawan!

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Well, at least the threat is substantive...

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Embattled by logic, Andy changes the subject to the historicity of Jesus. Rhetorical whiplash ensues.

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Cut-&-paste wonderboy Chippeterson is perplexed by another user's grammar correction to his Castle, and goes crying to teacher. (Specifically, his complaint is about "making minor edits to user pages with out [sic] there [sic] permission".) He also becomes confused about his own identity.

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Andy updates his already burgeoning resume.

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HelpJazz, HelpJazz, HelpJazz. How will you ever make Sysop when you do discourteous things like telling a true acolyte that Andy's CP Mysteries don't count as facts in citations.UPDATE: calling a spade a spade probably won't help your cause either

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Why would we need two different articles? One is a dull, leaden object that serves no discernible function other than being stuck in the same place for varying amounts of time and the other holds a ship in place. It's so simple

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I suppose it should surprise no one that the username Republicansforobama is inappropriate, but DemocratsForMccain is not. UPDATE...or not.

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This will not be confusing at all, ever.

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There is always trouble brewing in Andyland: PJR lays a little more smack down on the Almighty.

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Albert Einstein, just a poster boy for E=mc2

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Great, what a thing to be pleased about, more Viagra spam

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You know you're a hardcore GOP supporter this year when ...Rapper "Kayne West" preaches Hollywood values for that fight with the paparazzi.

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Big brother Rschlafly gives little Andy an absolute PWNING!

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Environmentalism is a Religion, and nobody can argue with this "photographic proof".

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A day in the life of The Chipster: copy, paste...copy, paste...copy, paste...copy, paste...copy, paste...copy, paste...copy, paste...UPDATE:...copy, paste...copy, paste...copy, paste...copy, paste...copy, paste...copy, paste...

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How exactly is it that 90/10 can be the block reason when the editor has only made one contribution to the site? Ghost of DanH: "The 90/10 rule is not to be used after one edit. I will expressly say that."

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DeanS now can't even be bothered to copy the blog headlines now that his puppets can reword them.

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Two Meters, redux.

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Only comments by someone who uses their real name are considered to be substantive. All seems well in Andy-Land. UPDATE And now we come full circle.

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Karajou thoughtfully lays out the rules governing country articles: RULE 1: They are most likely cut and paste hatchet jobs from public-domain websites. RULE 2: We are too lazy to clean up this mess, so we expect you to do for us. Just remember to "provide relevent, facual info".

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Andy tells Userafw that he is suffering bi-polar disorder because he is not praying loudly enough. Remember that Jesus said, When thou prayest, enter not into thy closet, but love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that thou mayest be seen of men. (Asch. 6:5)

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Can't you fools read? When I say I want substantive comments, don't post substantive comments! "Dinsdale, we're here to think and learn." - ASchlafly Bonus Snark Doesn't anyone have anything substantive that totally agrees that I'm right and they're wrong? UPDATE: Andy is told he just might be wrong... and responds with a couple of STFU's. More: Only "substantive" comments will be tolerated on his talk page too. The banhammer is primed and ready. UPDATE:Confused much?

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Chippeterson is on wiki binge, creating wanted pages at a rate of 25 new stubs per hour, including gems like this, this and this, regardless of the context in which words like 'contact' are being used.

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Ken deConservative is anti-intellectual. Whodathunkit?

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Bugler sends himself an email, prompting Andy to unzip.UPDATE PJR isn't going to play. UPDATE 2 Lalalala I can't hear you...

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Fresh from using his banhammer, Bugler takes an irony break. I guess he forgot that he is responsible for this gem.

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Cripes, get a room, you two! (Reference links to put this make-out session into perspective: Croco doesn't allow discussion before a news item is posted, and Dirk (who apparently was a conservative) went back to Wikipedia.) UPDATE: And he's blocked.

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"Andy, I have some questions. And do you really think you can just ignore any criticism you don't like? Oh, I see. UPDATE: "Why did you revert my comment?" "La la can't hear you." "That doesn't make sense." "So's your face! MORE: Sensing inconvenient truths, Bugler comes to Andy's aid. Take that, Toffers, Get stuffed, Buggers. AND: "Plz to stop the censorship kthxbye?". "Do not want." IT GOES ON: Disagreeing with Andy, no matter what way you phrase it, is verboten.

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Conservative gets a sudden bout of near-sanity, but thankfully it passes quickly. PS, hey, Kendoll, you idiot, your images and headers aren't "playing well together" - do you ever check to see what your crappy edits looks like in a "browser"?

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Andy gets PWNED by PNAS. Insta-Update Andy puts his own spin on the facts, UPDATE and gets PWNED AGAIN! UPDATE Move along, nothing to see here IMPORTANT NOTICE Only edits that agree with Andy will be allowed, under threat of the (largely defensive) weapon of block.

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Heh, nobody'll notice my pet articles creeping up the list. Oh, shi-

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When ordinary CP homophobia just doesn't go far enough, it's time for edit summaries like this UPDATE: NathanG smacks him down with sanity.

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Tired of watching a pic of Darwin in the Theory of Evolution article? Finally Conservative provided a better image and caption. UPDATE: Surely, such a pretty new picture deserves a spot on the Main Page.

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Has the LHC created a wormhole that has taken us to a parallel universe, or has Conservapedia actually fixed its Obama article?

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PJR comes (also check next diff for honesty) to Myers' defense. Whodathunkit? UPDATE: Not just a fluke!

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Fine, then. Be like that. Update - Oh, it's on, bitch!

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How to get banned quickly: Point out that Ken's "article" is crap, contradict Andy, and engage in an edit-war with a sysop... all within half an hour. Update: LearnTogether doesn't play that way.

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What's better than a sysop stating that "Articles does not have to be large to be good enough." (sic like whoa)? Easy: PJR replying that, indeed, size doesn't matter: "(that's why I wasn't concerned with the length of Sausage)". And better than that? A capslock reply.

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BREAKING NEWS: Atheist biologist PZ Myers desecrated a eucharist! (Er, 7 weeks ago}

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Conservapedian mercy? Not if you're a money-lending Jew. UPDATE: Bugler reads WIGO.

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What the f...? Who's a naughty boy then?

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Can there be any clearer proof that Bugler is a parodist than this?

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Barack Obama has nothing to do with affirmative action...or does he?

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How to react to reports of abuse, the Conservapedia way: Add to the abuse by banhammering the guy and then erase all traces of the abuse report.

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You know your life is without meaning when you're reduced to being rearguard for a parodist.

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Bugler lets his mask slip while being confronted by PJR, but later comes to his senses. Update Heavens to Betsey! Is it getting positively negative in here, or what?

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You smell that? Sanity, son. Bethany shows the Assfly how executive power should be wielded, and has her eye firmly on that Bugler character! Your correspondent must report that he is almost proud. *sniff*

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Resident parodist Bugler has to make the hard choice. "Do I block the user who's in violation of the naming rules, creating glaringly obvious parody articles and attacking other users? or do I block the guy that's generally following the rules?" The final choice is not surprising UPDATE: He didn't do anything wrong, why did you block him? Because I am a parodist and this site is too stupid to notice MORE UPDATE:Longtime editor HelpJazz dares to question the response and is rewarded with a thinly veiled block threat but refuses to back down.

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Yes, we were wondering the exact same thing.

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How about the week after NEVER!

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Remember the kangaroo, which was "taken aboard Noah's Ark prior to the Great Flood"? And now, the way real scientists consider the kangaroo to have originated is considered "atheist and/or evolutionary"

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Another great encyclopedic entry

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NO HELP FOR YOU!

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Wow! Mercy on CP? What's next "Love a Liberal Day?"

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Welcome back, HelpJazz! Here, have some paranoia to make you feel right at home. Update Apparently we are humourless.

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PJR is a bit behind the times: After the Gallery has been boldly removed by the guy with the "No Talk" gag order, Philip calmly reasons with the guy who has just been blocked for a month.

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No christian would ever say what I just said. Twice.

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Good old Jinx hi Jinx! one ups Andy and shatters every irony meter in the lower 48 states

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And this is from the guy who brags about his history class. God help the child.

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HenryS gets right to the point over this

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Ever get the impression that there is something wrong with Andy? Specifically, his mental health, which seems to be spending less time with him.

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No comment. No comment at all. UPDATE Andy steps in with more of his undeniable logic which he proceeds to post on the main page. Bigot much Andy?

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Yeah, go find a real blog, ya hippie, and not one that pretends to be a wiki! Wait, that came out wrong. UPDATE: Apparently not a real encyclopedia either!

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PUFFER FISH UPDATE: Ken's keeping it simple. Real simple.

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Andy's template for responding to people who annoy him: A noun, a verb, and a new article-worthy insult. UPDATE: Make that a noun, a verb, a new article-worthy insult, and a rearguard block.

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Uh, Ken? Leaving aside how childish this makes you look, the fact is puffer fish, even ones of questionable copyright, can't sing.

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Conservapedians agree: for the sake of the Palin family, don't vote for McCain-Palin!

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Andy delves into the conservative world of dieting. Coming soon: CP Pilates, and an Andy Exercise Video, "You can lose 20 pounds while sitting at your computer all day making up shit!"

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Dunno how to tell you this, hon, but Andy and crew would rather turn kids into the former. Probably women too, if they can manage.

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As much as we'd hoped otherwise, PJR comes out and shows he is indeed a card-carrying member of the Goon Squad

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Margery Campbell, who once begged to be removed, as she couldn't disobey her husband, clearly decides Andy isn't much of a man, and gets mean. UPDATE Her son apologises for his comments.

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TerryH, a racist? Naww..... but does he know the article's history? UPDATE: Another victory for the Freedom of Speech!

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Andy must be referring to a different Pinochet from that the rest of the world knows. Maybe Bob Mugabe is next on his "in" list

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Andy "Space Expert" Schlafly (aided by Foxtrot) strikes again: "Atheist science can't explain the Gaseous Planetary Envelopes!"

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Crack open the champagne, its Conservapedia Day! And insiders hint that there will be a new sysop! Ah, wait, THREE new sysops!

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Another Andy original. Update: Same procedure as every year: Talk page pwnage, complete with revert, block, whitewashing and block warning - to be continued, most likely.

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Family-friendly, indeed. Oh, and Conservative wants something different than English on CP? Har!

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Great idea Andy! And when McCain is asked how many homes he has, he can reply "he isn't running for real estate agent." I'm sure THAT will go over great with voters!

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This featured article reads like the work of a ten year old. Try reading the second sentence! Compare with Wikipedia's entry on the same subject.

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There is a process to remove newly created articles from this list, but we don't know what it is, yet. UPDATE: Okay, NOW we do but we have [apparently] forgotten how to lock pages.

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"In The News" goes from using "News Sources", to opinion columns, to blogs. And now, the bottom of the barrel: blog COMMENTS! Guess a "Man On The Street" wasn't available.

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Okay... but do you realize where you're posting constitutes an irony meter replacement?

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Did anyone else just feel a strange chill?

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Calling "an institution of a democratic state" fascist is namecalling, except when someone we like does it. Then it's "factually correct and therefore okay".

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Who knows what caused this hostility? Not even Kettle knows, but he calls his bluff (Bureaucrats can change user rights). Don't mess with Future Son-In-Law™, Petty-Officer Seaman Karajou!

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Jinx hi Jinx! When RedState doesn't praise Sarah Palin enough, just quotemine it for the parts that you like. Don't worry about those who call attention to the quote mining, they are just "... protest[ing] (and quibble[ing]) too much.".

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What to do with this recognized bit of parody? Improve it, of course.

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In a shining example of how the CP Admin Complaints Desk works, a complainant is told by Bugler to drop it... no doubt teh 'or else' is yet to come.

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Can you feel the love?

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If there's anything that gets admins excited enough to lure them back, it's teh banhammer. Karajou returns.

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Parodist name gets changed, suspicions are raised. HenryS/Bohdan attempts to connect the dots, but later sincerely apologizes for his mistake. Ed divides by zero and fires off a writing plan and a whole-hearted "fuck you", better safe than sorry.

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Ed, you really are a complete bastard. UPDATE Yes, a total asshole AGAIN A fully fledged scumbag! FINALLY You utter Fuck-Face!

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Bungler blocks Goggles but isn't Goggles actually the POWERFUL BethanyS returned for the new term? UPDATE - The ever-delightful Bethany gives the all-clear and Bungler apologises.

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Like you're from Arkansas?

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Bungler can't make up his mind, but settles on ignoring his own name. Ronde V sounds real enough next to Bungle R... Update:MOAR! Goggle S, nice name!

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Noted masochist sysop editor peon HelpJazz, haz returned! Or his account haz been hacked

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Add multiplication to the ever-growing list of things Ed Poor doesn't understand. Also, fuck you if you're new to multiplication!

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SilvioB: "Please, no gossip, as per the rules. Instead, stick with mathematics, which you say you're good at." Ed Poor: "I do what I want, so fuck you." UPDATE Belgian commits wiki-suicide, and Moar suicide, calls out Unca Ed.

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Andy has just had enough of unruly homeschoolers.

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In other words - "Girls should just be quiet and bake more cookies"

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Andy: it is not Palin's conservative values that are to blame for her daughter's pregnancy, it is the indoctrination by her public school. The same schools that people like Palin and Andy would rather not allow to teach birth control. Never mind that Paris Hilton, America's favorite spoiled rich & sexually promiscuous socialite, went to private school

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Andy's great insights: John Schlafly's homosexuality is actually gossip!

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Andy spins improves the entry on Sarah Palin by pointing out that her critics are liberals. Who'd have guessed the Republican State House Speaker and her Republican campaign coordinator in Ketchikan were liberals? [1]

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BrianCo decides to illustrate the Achilles article with pron then takes two attempts to make it family-friendly.

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Looks like "Rebuplican" [sic] Ed's been hitting the booze. "Cleraly" [sic] we should not "TOLERATE this knuckleheads" [sic].

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Act III, wherein hilarity ensues as detective Bohdan gathers all suspects into the state room and pulls an accusation directly out of his ass. He is then schooled in the fine art of logic by..... Phillip Rayment the 1st?.

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I'm sorry Master, I wasn't able to write as many new stubs as usual, but I made sure a lot of more useful contributors can't write them either. Shucks, Ed, before I turn off editing for the night, "thanks for the significant contributions!" Good night, and good luck.

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Ed Poor might be the only CP sysop who manages to turn his own talk page into a quotemine while archiving.

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In a true moment of WTF, Deborah (once again?) dominates the Recent Changes: 49 out of 50 changes are hers.

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Andy Schlafly Presents: "Greatest Myths of American History" in an attempt to discredit dem dec33tful publick skool hisstury kla553z.

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"We've always excluded [gossip] like that from the beginning of this site". Removing "gossip" (explicitly confirmed by Sarah Palin) about a Republican gets a pat on the back. Removing gossip from a Democratic entry: Godspeed!

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Karajou QUITS. PJR wonders "was it something I said?" Moer: Bungler pours oil on troubled waters

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The cops invading your home to arrest you because you have weapons of gun: a dictatorial act of tyranny that one should never allow. The cops invading your home to arrest you for having duct tape, slingshots, empty bottles, rags, metal pipe, bolt cutters, krytponite locks, sledge hammers and numerous other things you probably have many of? A-okay!

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Andy to Interiot: "Thanks for your help, but have you done all you can to demonize liberals today?"

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Professional sycophant Bugly proposes teh "Conservapedia Day", and Andy loves it. (PS, it was Nov. 21, 2006)

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Evangelical or not, Andy reaches a new ironymeter high.

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Andy ♥ Augusto. Update: PaulM ♥ Hitler, but that doesn't go over quite as well.

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Conservative Timing: Just in time for the KAL 007 anniversary (between Aug 31 and Sep 1), the KAL 007 article is not the Featured Article anymore.

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Aschlafly, attorney for "medical group" Association of American Physicians and Surgeons, brings up discredited anti-Gardasil arguments as reason for a new #1 example of bias in Wikipedia. He also tries to debunk Wikipedia's claims that are supported by: Associated Press and BioMed Central.

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Constructive criticism and cooperation on CP: "All the points not written by me are crap." Update: Most non-Andy points are quickly removed without further discussion.

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Andy takes time out from bashing public schools and smearing Obama to tell an editor that "Conservapedia is not the place to grind an ax".

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Well. That's that, I guess.