Conservapedia:Red Telephone

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"You wish to speak with Mr.Freely? Mr.IP Freely?"
The gentleman at the other website receives yet another prank phone call from Conservapedia.
(Photo: P.Whitehouse)

The Red Telephone describes the Oval Office to Kremlin secure phone line. It was intended to allow the two most powerful world leaders to communicate directly in the event of a security crisis, with the hope that global thermonuclear war could be averted.

Similarly, it also describes various user sub-pages set up from time to time by Conservapedia sysop Conservative, who communicates with his arch nemeses at RationalWiki via seekrit messages posted there. These messages are dedocne so wonk reve lliw eno-on that seekrit communications are being exchanged with the etis rehtona ta nemeltneG. It's totally seekrit though.

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  • Mine is hooked up to the party line. Checkin' on the chatter, fumblin' with the knobs, talkin' on the tapes.

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