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A fond rewelcoming from Marcus Tullius Cicero

Ah, that's okay—all is forgiven. Regarding why I left, that is a partial reason for it, but I mostly left because I simply felt it was time to move on. Essayist RA Talk to me _ 06:25, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

Why don't you just go and fuck away off then? No-one likes you here, and you're hardly been greeted with open arms. Fuckface. Now unblock me on RWW.

Sic semper something. --Edgerunner⁷⁶, B.A.H. 14:07, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Marcus Cicero, everybody! A real class act, every bit the worthy heir of a great Roman orator, eh? Razor-sharp wit and towering intellect and all that! Man…only in my wildest, most ecstatic dreams can I aspire to the heights of such potent yet subtle mockery as “fuckface”. I, like the rest of the dullards and plebeians on this prolix little wiki, have to resort to using rhetoric when I want to send a message, but Marcus? No, he has ascended! He is a post-rhetorician who has discarded such mundane concerns as pathos, logos, and ethos—a man who only needs one tool to get his message across: Blistering, cutting profanity. Indeed, he is a colossus astride the English language! Bravo! BRAVO!

No, but seriously, glad to have you back, RA. The electrocutioner (talk) 00:53, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

I appreciate you welcoming me back, but must you feed the troll while doing so? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:16, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

Then again, I did the same thing down below. Nevermind... : } Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:18, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

Good to see you.

Always nice to see an old-timer. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 14:21, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Welcome back. As TOP says, it's always good to see people show up again. :-) --Bob^{Not Jim} 14:42, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Welcome back, the only other person who cares about categories! Totnesmartin (talk) 15:17, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

RA! Professor Moriarty 17:21, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Geez, I haven't seen you in forever. Welcome back. Lord of the Goons ^{The official spikey-haired skeptical punk} 17:53, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Hi, guys! It's nice seeing you all! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 21:00, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Hey there, welcome back! ħuman 21:31, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, quite a nice surprise. I thought you were all "screw you guys, I'm going home!" ^gnostic 21:36, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Well, I was... Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 21:55, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

What were you doing in the intermediate time? Professor Moriarty 22:08, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

A lot of things. I built a new (gaming) computer, I got a temp job at a radio station, visited my older brother in New York City, worked on my Command & Conquer skills, helped my other brother move back into our house (where we play C&C games with each other), and met my NYC older brother's girlfriend when he came over for Thanksgiving. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:04, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I had a pretty awesome year too. I bought a stick of gum in July and it was pretty good. I joined about the time when you left, so hello! SJ ^Debaser 23:23, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Hey, welcome back. Corry (talk) 00:08, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

God damn. I feel so old. I can hardly believe that(not that this is a reflection on them) there are people going "ooh, it's that cool guy all the old people all talk about!", and I'm going "How could you not know RA?". It really hit me a couple of weeks ago when Mei returned and SJ was said "Who the fuck are you and why are you being useful all over my wiki?". I remember back in the heydays of CUR, when we used too... Okay, moment of weakness over. We can all get along with our lives now. --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 01:43, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

Nice to have you back. ħuman 03:47, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

This happens with forums all the time. I popped back to one of my old haunts and there was a lot of "who the hell are you?!?" from both ends. ^gnostic 14:53, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

Was on holiday and arrive to see you are back. Always nice to see old faces. Ace^{of Spades} 03:35, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

As you may or may not have noticed, I'm still the same old prick I used to be. But I do like "working together", whatever that means. A sincere welcome back to you. You were missed. ħuman 07:15, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

I hold you beneath contempt.

You progressive perfidity is only prolonged by your pallative plonkerism. Please peruse this pathetic site but on your perambulations will you also preface your pacifist patheticness with an appropriate pallour. Now kindly fuck off. (The power of P compells you) 134.226.1.229 (talk) 15:11, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

I have no idea what you just said, MC's IP, but I congratulate you on your newfound ability to use a thesaurus. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 03:29, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

“Watch me paralyze this pathetic palooka with a powerful, paralyzing, perfect pachydermous percussion pitch!” - Bugs Bunny. Aboriginal Noise ^{Oh, what a lovely tea party!} 02:12, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

Hi

Glad to be a member, thanks for welcoming me! Oddvids (talk) 03:02, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

Take this, you coward!

User:Gooniepunk2005/laboratory/squad Since I am suffering my annual bouts with chronic insomnia, I thought I take it out on you, since I haven't sent my goon squad after you yet. Mwahahahahaha!!!!!! Gooniepunk2010 ^{Oi! Oi! Oi!} 07:15, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

No, no, no, "annual" means it withers up and dies when the season passes. If you mean it comes back regularly, then your insomnia is "perennial". : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 07:24, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

Technicality, technicality, technicality. For that, my goons are gonna punch extra hard. Lord of the Goons ^{The official spikey-haired skeptical punk} 15:34, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

Vandal Bin

So let me guess this straight....I block a known vandal as you (a poor joke maybe but that's not the issue), you take offence, accuse me of Karajou behaviour and vandal bin me despite the fact there is know vandalism. Someone points out that, RA, you haven't been here awhile and we have a long standing issue with this vandal. You whine about it but keep me vandal binned. So my question to you is, whats your fucking problem? Regardless of whether or not I can unvandal myself, why do it in the first place? To make a point? Ace^{of Spades} 19:05, 17 December 2009 (UTC) Forget it. Ace^{of Spades} 19:08, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

The return of RA is much better than anything I ever could have cooked up. In his earnestness, RA really does troll more than any determined willing troll on the internet. In his quest to be a humourless dullard, he pisses off everyone on the website. In his determination to, like, categorise everything, he does useless and boring shit that no-one cares about but allows him to think of himself as 'the hard worker' of the group. He really is a remarkable creature. Now please RA, do continue fucking everyone off with your intensely dull and uncharismatic personality. And unblock me on RWW, cunt.

why cant you just fuck off? How old are you? 12? Ace^{of Spades} 20:48, 19 December 2009 (UTC)

MC pointing out some home truths

Oh this shit is just too good. Fight more please! Ace; RA is a wankshaft who'll never have a girlfriend. RA; Ace is a twat who likes to pretend he lives even a marginally interesting life outside of internet wiki's. Fight!!!

P.S- Are you really going to be so obtuse over on RWW that you'll stop new account creation? Is that how petty and vindictive a little man you really are? Will you have the balls to answer this, or will you ignore it with your typical veneer of aloofness? Prick.

^{— Unsigned, by: the fat guy from Ellen / talk / contribs}

Welcome

Welcome to MeiWiki, Stabby the Misanthrope. Please see this political leaflet and this badge of support, which you should adopt as soon as possible. Vote for Mei.

Wassup. -- =w= 06:43, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

Wassup? Oh, nothing much. Just moping over how, despite having had eight days to do so, no one bothered to say "Happy Chanukah" to me. : ( Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 06:56, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

No one knows what that is. -- =w= 07:07, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

Happy Chanukah. -- =w= 07:14, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

Thank you, Mei. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 18:50, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

It's Hanukkah for those with hairballs. Professor Moriarty 09:20, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

My cat wishes you a "Happy Chanukah", then : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 18:50, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

1:14 past the hour........

And despite the better judgement you insist I dont have.........

All the staff at McWicked Co. wish you a merry christmas.

What the fuck happened?

Obviously, see my reply on the SB. Also, my heart aches for your confusion and loss. I hope you find a way to see through what is happening in these people who are so important to you's lives in a way you can understand. Take care, my friend. ħuman 04:04, 28 December 2009 (UTC)

New

MEMO Happy New Year, Stabby the Misanthrope. This is from Useful Mei. It is an appropriate time for festivities, like alcohol. Today try not to eat too much, or too little.

Happy year! -- =w= 07:15, 2 January 2010 (UTC)

Congratulations!

You have won the "RW's Best parting shot" award for 2009!!!

Aceⁱ⁹ 05:48, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

I was thinking of you

Just a few minutes ago.

How is the "dealing with the divorce" thing going? You sorta went away after posting that trauma. I hope you are finding good resources and coming to an understanding with how your parents' changed relationship affects, and doesn't affect, you? ħuman 05:00, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

Things are going okay. Not "great" or even "well", but okay. I still have my friends, my brothers, and my psychiatrist to help me get through it.

Thank you for asking. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 05:20, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

You're welcome. I was concerned. Glad you have good resources to help you work through this. ħuman 05:53, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

No, wait, Gooniepunk! We mustn't let her reproduce! Ah, too late

[1] That's funny, most people do want me to reproduce. -- =w= 02:35, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

To your credit, you've been doing a fine job of reproducing asexually. That's what all the templates you've been spreading around are for, right? When they reach critical mass, they'll grow into fully-formed Meis. Think of it—an army of Meis! Being useful all the time! What a glorious new paradigm! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:42, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

newborn Meis must consume a lot of food before becoming useful. -- =w= 05:43, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

Welcoming

[2] Thought I'd just clarify - when welcoming users I am usually well friendly and amusing. My "dull and business" like welcome was due to the fact the I was in the middle of an argument with Ms McWicked and didn't have time.... :-) P.S. I won the argument. Aceⁱ⁹ 18:59, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

I know. I just enjoy teasing you : )

Ms McWicked? Oh dear... We aren't going to have any little McWickeds running around soon, are we? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:04, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

You jews are all the same, after being teased by the Egyptians and the Nazis you can't help but take it out on us poor New Zealanders. We'll show you! We'll show them all! (I am now teasing you...)

She'll be Mrs come Feb 12th 2011. Aceⁱ⁹ 23:24, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

I hope you live long and happy together. EdmundBurke (talk) 23:29, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

Gah! You strike straight for the heart, just like all filthy New Zealanders. Have fun with your orcs and retarded flightless birds, unwashed heathen! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:31, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

You're waiting a year to make sure? A wise decision. (Though I totally had you booked as the sort of person who would jump right into things.) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:31, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

Hahahaha you have been taken in by the whole "Kiwiws can't fly" nonsense! Its a secret weapon in order to invade Australia and enslave the Greeks. But I can't tell you anymore. 1 year? Dude, we have been engaged since last april and together for 5 years....I jump into nothing without thinking first - except everything else. Aceⁱ⁹ 23:36, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

Why would you invade Australia to enslave the Greeks? Shouldn't you be invading Greece to enslave the Australians?

It's taken you seven years? My parents took only six months—ohshitsuddenlyeverythingmakessensenow. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:57, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

There is a significant Greek population in AUS. And I read about that on the Saloon Bar. I know how it feels - my parents split when I was 11. Though it doesn't bother me so much because my father is a prick. Aceⁱ⁹ 00:03, 13 January 2010 (UTC)