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• Chat live with a mormon! I do suggest you take full advantage of your opportunity to annoy members of the world's fastest growing nutball sect.
• Animated goat found on 5000 year old pottery. This displeases the LORD Jerboa.
• 51st State? Do we have to slavishly copy the US?
• The latest Expelled news: Film critic Roger Moore is disinvited to a screening of a movie that will shortly be public. (Scared of real criticism are we?)
• It's not just wine, expensive placebos work better say researchers.
• Shame at Vatican football competition.
• Oh, Canada, you irrepressible wench. Check out this parody of the "movie," Expelled.
• From West Virginia: bring back the four Rs: readin, 'ritin, 'rithmetic, and rifles!
• ABC's new drama, "Eli Stone," promotes anti-vaccine hysteria, and the producer is an intelligent design advocate! Behold, what the writer's strike hath wrought.
• Jerusalem gunman shot by student (who happened to be a soldier). How long before the gun lobby take this up as a justification for mass gun ownership?
• Vaccine Injury Court finds that one child with an extremely rare preexisting disorder ended up with autism like symptoms following a battery of vaccinations. CPers will begin wetting themselves with glee any minute now.
• Welcome to Virginia, ladies. Have a miscarriage, go to jail.

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• Texans vote against an anti-evolution candidate, as has happened before. Why is it that creationists can't seem to get elected?
• Oh dear! Homeschooling is illegal!
• A "student review" (by an ID'er) of the upcoming propaganda event Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed talks of the "specific problems with academic freedom." (Perhaps the author wants academic terrorism?) The review admits "a few cheap shots at Dawkins," as well.
• Only a sexually frustrated place like Texas could have produced the likes of George W. Bush. Unfortunately, this decision came too late to save the world.
• Whaling protesters hurl rotten butter - accused of throwing acid.
• Sign up now for the International Conference on Creationism in Pittsburgh, PA, August 3-7, 2008!
• "About two years ago I hit a wall with it. I said I was going to listen to my inner voice. The whole vaccination process is based on fear of getting diseases but I would rather put my faith in God to heal diseases." Who needs science when you hear voices?
• Savin' your body, not just your soul. The latest fad from America: "The Jesus Diet".
• It's not just Conservapedia sysops who plagiarise articles. White House officials do too! (For historic reference, remember this?)
• We're all aware of denying the Holocaust...but is there a term for threatening a holocaust?
• It seems that the Boy Scouts of America isn't the only organization that denies membership to atheists. Here is a followup article and some letters to the editor. Update: Another followup article. (To some readers, merely writing about anti-atheist discrimination makes the columnist "anti-God" and a member of the "anti-religious movement.")
• A recent article in Answers Research Journal, entitled "An Apology and Unification Theory for the Reconciliation of Physical Matter and Metaphysical Cognizance," seems like a parody. In fact, it's so blazingly close to another "scholarly" hoax - the Sokal Affair - that it just has to be. Opinions?
• The United States is going into a recession, being beaten to death by the Euro, and gas prices are at an all-time high. President Bush's response? I hadn't heard that. Let's make the tax cuts permanent!

• According to John McCain "No American argues against our military presence in Korea or Japan or Germany or Kuwait or other places, or Turkey..." Really? I've heard arguments against that from both liberals and conservatives. You really that out of touch, Johnny?

(Prior "according to"s archived 2008-03-03; see link to read them.)

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