Wyoming

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Wyoming is roughly number seven in our series of rectangular states located in the badlands north of the midwestern United States.

Wyoming has picked up an undeserved bad reputation for being the "home state" of Dick Cheney. This is unfair because he just owns a house there, and it's almost in Idaho anyway. Cheney is actually from Texas, but had to pretend to move somewhere else in order to run as George W. Bush's vice president.

[edit] Wyoming awesomeness

Yellowstone National Park is in Wyoming. Yellowstone is Satan's territory, where the boundaries between Earth and Hell are at their weakest. Geysers, hot springs, fountains, bubbling cauldrons, sulfur pits, and other demonic manifestations straight from the pit of Hell can be found there. Good decent Christians are advised to stay away from Yellowstone National Park, because it is the domain of the devil. In particular, Christians are advised to stop passing out idiotic creationist literature to park visitors claiming the park's thermal features were created in 3000 B.C. by Jesus. Morons.

Yellowstone is also the world's largest active volcano caldera, and it's going to blow and kill us all someday. Possibly. The Discovery Channel even made a movie about it.

Wyoming is sometimes synonymous with ignorance, because as it is home to the worst vice president (Dick Cheney) and the worst congressbitch (Barbra Cubin) in the 6000-year history of the universe. However, most Wyoming residents are well mannered, and some are even progressives!

[edit] Infamous Wyomingans

• Dick Cheney, Satan's strongest minion on earth, is from Casper, Wyoming.
• Gerry Spence, notorious liberal attorney. Here is a lawyer so cool he shows up in court dressed in buckskins. Seriously, do not fuck with this guy. He has never lost a case.

[edit] Other Wyoming awesomeness

• Wyoming has a lot of cows. Lots and lots of cows.
• Devil's Tower, which is featured on their license plate but not their quarter. It is a beaut of a butte. One moron has made an ass out of his fly on blogs by claiming it was "obviously" formed during a (fictional) global flood.
• It was the first state to allow women to vote.