Idaho
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Idaho is a State in the Union of North American States That Aren't Canada or Mexico. It is shaped vaguely like a frying pan that is shaped perfectly for cooking individual pork chops.
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[edit] Principal exports
Idahoans grow potatoes, and sell them to potato lovers everywhere except Maine.
[edit] Embarassing Idahoans
Its most famous citizen has a "wide stance" and likes to pick things up off the floor. Or something.
[edit] Politics
Idaho is one of the most idiotically red states of the US. However, slowly, an uprising of intelligent people (who, as logic dictates, are Democrats) is slowly changing the political landscape, and the state may side with Obama in the coming election.
[edit] Motto
The motto of the state of Idaho is Esto perpetua, a Latin phrase that translates to the English as "Where the fuck is that?"
[edit] Enemy combatants
The Idaho Panhandle is apparently occupied by the French, who have named the towns such things as "Coeur d'Alene". Somebody please alert the U.S. Department of Homeland Security to this fact, so they can make sure to fix this problem so that in the future only Freedom Fries, and not "French Fries", will be made from Idaho potatoes.
[edit] Even more embarassment
The state's reputation was also set back 50 years by a certain whimsical bit of silliness known as Napoleon Dynamite that inexplicably garnered a cult following.
