Thor

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Thor (full name: Thor Odinsson) is the god of strength and protection in Norse mythology. He is the most beloved of the Norse gods, at least in part because he was the protector of humanity. In 1987 Thor turned up in a Chicago auto repair shop, where he helped rescue some kids and their babysitter from the Mafia. He's also pretty much the most badass guy ever.[citation needed]

[edit] Thor and goats

Im in ur goatse uzin mai hamer!
Im in ur goatse uzin mai hamer!
Oh, no! What has happened to the Mighty Thor now?
Oh, no! What has happened to the Mighty Thor now?

For fans of this site, his chariot was drawn by two goats that he would kill and resurrect every day. Apparently, they were extremely tasty. According to Norse mythology, strokes from his mighty hammer caused thunder.

There is also a Marvel comic character named Thor.

Thor was also carptrash's nickname in college.

The fourth (or fifth, depending on your local conventions[1]) day of the week is named for him, thusly: Thursday.

[edit] Quotations

"I'm Thor."
"Well you thould put thome ointment on it then"

"My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?"

[edit] Footnotes

  1. ↑ Eleventeenth where I come from - Thunderkatz.
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