Flying Spaghetti Monster
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To those who have been touched by His noodly and nudely appendage, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (or FSM for those too lazy to type out His whole name) is the obvious source of all Order, Sense, and Morality in the universe.
Likewise, His Knowledge must be taught alongside scientific "theories" in the public schools.
Followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (also known as "FSM" to his friends) call themselves pastafarians.
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[edit] Reason for creation
Like all other deities, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is man-made. Unlike them, He has better taste.
However, the purpose of His existence was to contest the claim that schools should teach "Creationism as well as evolution".[1] A credible case was made to some dumbass school board somewhere in the backwaters of the U.S. that the controversy [2] should be taught as well as the mainstream mumbo jumbo. When said school board got summarily unelected due to civic embarrassment, the new board chairman wrote a kind thank-you letter to the pastafarians, and asked them for their favorite recipe for gravy.[3]
[edit] Pirates
As all pastafarians know, as the number of pirates decreases, the average temperature of the ocean increases. This is obvious fact.
[edit] Heaven
Heaven for (male) Pastafarians is generally accepted to be a land containing beer volcanoes and a stripper factory. One does wonder just how 'heavenly' this is for the poor strippers doomed to grind their way to eternity.
[edit] Sexual mores
Pesto.
[edit] Saints
- Chef Boyardee
- Edward Teach
[edit] Pastafarian holidays
- International Talk Like a Pirate day: 19 September
- every Friday
- Holiday (25 December)
[edit] See also
[edit] External links
- Open Letter to the Kansas School Board Teaching about the Flying Spaghetti Monster alongside other theories.
