Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?
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Keep up to date with what is going on at the extremist blog Conservapedia with our rolling reports of the strange, contradictory or humorous activity there. We report, you decide which entries make it to the top of Best of Conservapedia by using the red and green arrows to vote the winners up and the stinkers down![1] Voting "zero", or neutral, while obviously not affecting the net result, still matters for statistical purposes.
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7 is greater than 8 Kenny steps into the breach with a spot of research The Boss won't appreciate. The Boss suspiciously answers, and wants to kick Kenny in the nuts.- rule 34 A new user answers the call. How will Andy respond? The repy: About 50% right and I'll be sarcastic about it too.
- 3.1415926535897932384626433832795 Just a little more porn
- NaN Andy's economics course gets off to a good start. UPDATE Andy shows just what a remarkable teacher he is.
- 25 or 6 to 4 Unlike all those liberal translations of the Bible, conservative ones won't be tainted by politics. Bonus: Andy admits that there's a correlation between advanced education and adherence to liberal/feminist values.'Cause liberals are smarter.
- 127.0.0.1 PRAISE THE LORD, WE HAVE A NEW ANDY-
ESSAY!!!...list of Bible-centered questions atheists (and likely most non-fundamentalists) are likely to get wrong. ...okay... - (867-5309 Jenny.) I kinda hope he gets swine flu.
- (1066 and all that) Andy demands that liberals don't censor his feminine side
- (eleventy one) But hardly anyone reads books anymore. In Andy world, more people read CP than a book by Dawkins.
- (One-'undred and EIGHT-eeeeee!) Another Obama picture, but this time from Addison "Dead Wife = Liberal Vandal" DM.
- (Rainy Day Women #12 and 35) Ed Poor is a sexist pig.
- (pick a number, any number) Will Team Killer admit he made a mistake?
- (let's say twenty-four) TK shitting on the mainpage: Irony meters, irony meters! All Muslims decapitate each other!
- 12:30 Joaquín infringes copyright and adds a picture to "Time." Andy's reaction? Wow! That's great!
- THX1138 In Andy's world, it's not what you say, it's how many words you use to say it.
- (up or down) Giving some benefits of sociali
szed medicine gets a user blocked for five years as a "Stalinist holocaust denier; Soros stooge." by Mcarthy's disciple. - ∞ Punter: question of style; Andy: I dunno!
- $10 for 30 minutes If there's a discussion about sex, you just know Creepy Uncle Ed can't be far away.
- $64,000 Oh noes! The Cybersecurity Act of 2009 ... would give the President a "kill switch" on the Internet and allow him to shut out private networks and individuals from online access. Can I have a new irony meter please Mr. Koeckritz?
- (non-numeric page) TK once again accuses another valid random user of being "Kektklik" [1]. This is the second time he's been wrong.. Dx. I kinda feel bad for anyone who wants to edit Conservapedia, lives in Northern New Jersey, and receives their internet from Verizon. In my high school, 90% of the students had Verizon as their ISP.
- lots Jinx (Hi Jinx) finally realises RW has had a wobbly, orgasms, then runs to tell Andy, still hoping to get his rights back. Ooh, somebody twists the knife. (JPratt is already getting used to oversight, it seems)
Slightly older entries
- (somebody took 42 already) User: let me fix this typo. Andy: Oh, no you don't, let me fix this typo.
- O(n log(n)) TK brings bad news for Andy "Hater of public schools" Schlafly: "We don't judge conservatives by passing a 5 out of 12 test. One must meet all criteria." From the list of criteria: It's conservative belief that the government should provide schools, and that "a child's character and moral underpinnings should be instilled by his parents -- not the public education system"
- 42 Here, have a dose of classic CP consistency: Colbert Report? Marginal liberal pop culture - delete. Judge Dredd? Pop Culture - delete. Assassin's Creed? Pop Culture - delete. Batman? Pop Culture - Featured Article candidate!
- i Conservapedia: Eric Holder worked behind the scenes to get the Lockerbie Bomber released. Real World: "The interests of justice have not been served by this decision," [Holder] said. "There is simply no justification for releasing this convicted terrorist whose actions took the lives of 270 individuals, including 189 Americans.
- -1 RobS: Watergate was Ted Kennedy's fault.
Entries that are older than the ones above
- ∞+1 Andy: "Conservapedia does not simply cut and paste quotes from others, many of whom has obvious self-serving biases." - Ed: "Oh, I got an idea! Let's create an article on 'husband and wife' using nothing more than a quote by Sun Myung Moon."
- -5700 Andy: "discussion of how the free market helps the poor more than the wealthy" (we are waiting).
- eiπ In TK's world, rising pet food prices = Obama driving senior citizens to eat pet food.
- twelve "Canadian Doctor: Barack Obama's Obamacare is a bad idea." Really?! Then it must be true!
- 96% JY23 throws in the towel.
- 18 Conservative adds a "Spotlighted Article" to the left-page line-up to go along with the "Featured Article," the "Highlighted Article," and the "Article of the Year."
- 28 In Andy's world, the Sea of Galilee becomes a lake, because it's a "better" word.
- 3 Oh Noes! Conservapedia has no goat! Oh yes it does ... oh no it doesn't ... oh yes it does ... oh no it doesn't ....
- 0.5 Well, no-one can accuse Andy of being an intellectual.
- 9 Rob's finally flipped: "given the White House directed enemies list and their legions out in force".
- -4 TK (who else) removes a reasoned argument which would allow Obama to be born in Kenya & still be a US citizen. Whether it's true or not, it's still interesting.
- 1 Jpatt removes something for copy vio! Good start. Now: about those pictures Joaquin uploaded ...
- 7 Let the Bible Retranslation begin! JacobB shows up with such a mind-bendingly enormous amount of articles formatted and ready for retranslation, it would make you wonder if this isn't the new Bugler?
- 21 Andy gives Jpatt oversight let the burning begin!
- 14 Rob goes off the deep-end, calling Not In Our Name "Maoist"
- 17 Andy adds an atrocious economics example.
- 9 Why Andy is an Idiot 101: when someone genuine shows up and displays actual interest in both of The Andy Bibles, Andy completely fails to answer the two pertinent questions he was asked - "Are the two Bibles the same, and who are the translators?". Because, you know, Andy hasn't a clue about who the translators are. Andy doesn't have any translators.