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GillianM, banned by JY23 for 'moronic vandalism.' Obviously she (?) hates cats:[1].

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Time to victimize AIDS denialists.

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Coming soon...the Hollywood Values category! Oh wait, Values never mind.

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Err, I'm not sure if Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii. Oh wait, I'm not sure how to spell "allegedly"!

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Foxtrot joins in the new CP fad of talkingimg to the deadimg.

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Andy's jealousy reaches new heights!

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Perhaps the only time we'll ever agree with Andy...img

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Got separation anxiety disorder, generalized anxiety disorder, social phobia, or "homicidal ideation"? No problem; Dr. Andy will prescribe you some faith pills!img

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Aziraphale: "Hey, TK, since you're banning peopleimg who belong to certain groups, you should banimg me, too." TK: "Allow me to missimg the subtle criticism and instead rantimg about how you are a pathetic asshole who chose to support liberal tyranny." Aziraphale: "...right."img Last wordism at work: I can still misinterpret youimg - and no oneimg will correct me! TK oops, to the memory holeimg! And Andy says black holes don't exist!

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Ed: "JArneal, don't point outimg that TK blatantly violated the official site standards. Have some ironyimg instead!" TK: "No, it's cool. After all, he's merely a subhumanimg who doesn't realize that our site standards only apply when it suits us."

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I can't believe it's not Sunday: It's Andy Insight Timeimg already! Insight within the insight: "Radar", "milquetoast", and "media" are all conservative words.img

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Yet more blackimg holeimg stupidityimg from the experts at Conservapedia's stellar astronomy department

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Ed Poor gets creepy againimg...and againimg. UPDATE Ed's Barbie nonsense is completely non-encyclopedicimg

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So the name "Easter" is atheisticimg. Who woulda thunk it? (The name actually has pagan origins, although Conservapedia often regards that word as a synonym for atheistic.)

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A wise man once said; 'If you know nothing, copy and paste'img

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Without Buglerimg, HelpJazzimg doesn't need to exist, neither.

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Jpatt claims that there were more murders in Chicago than Baghdad last yearimg......Lie no.1: He actually means Iraq as a whole, Lie no.2: He's only counting US soldiers!! Actual number of war-related deaths in Iraq last year?...almost 7,500... UPDATE: you're getting there Jpattimg, but your geography/reading ability is still lacking...MORE: Jpatt finally gets it right,img only problem is, without the lies that story doesn't really have much of a point now does it?...AND MORE: Jpatt: oopsyimg

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Black holes: the publishing industry scamimg......thanks for the heads up Andy

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Now that's not at all like you, Conservativeimg...is everything okay? UPDATE: That's betterimg

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Rational! Thinker! Now that was just asking for troubleimg

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Andy on the history of the English language now, getting it wrongimg of course.img The English language was apparently suddenly created in 1882img

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Good work Ekeegan, that situationimg that never happened is really compelling evidence.

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Ed Poor, HIV denierimg.

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Conservapedia old: Democrats are trying to get Burris in office on the basis of raceimg. Conservapedia new: Democrats are discriminating against Burris on the basis of raceimg.

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BHarlan: "NASA does not accept YEC as truth and thus doesn't count as a reliable source."img Roger: "...wait, what?"img

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Ed Poor: "Dear userimg who was banhammered a week ago..."img

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Mmmmmm, lulz with a side order of more lulz.img But no sources please (sorry, couldn't resist)

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Not their most imaginative lieimg, but some marks for stupidity still

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RickD continues with his attempts to insult everyoneimg who isn't RickD

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That's 2 Gold stars from Andy:img one for randomly mentioning God, and one for spouting unsourced nonsense...keep up the good work MBBurke!

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Conservapedia: A never-ending sourceimg of up-to-date and well-informed scientific statements. Have you guys been paying attention over the last 20 years?

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Andy: A BBC article tells the truth that liberals deny!img And here he almost had us convinced that the BBC were a pack of biased liberal scumbags!img

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Conservapedia gets to work on this year's Christmas Card listimg

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Conservapedia's harder imgtoimg getimg intoimg thanimg heaven!img

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Andy with another one of his 'gems'img.....Yes dear, now you go and have a lie down

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Conservative decides that the previous image for the Evolutionimg article wasn't quite inflammatory enough for his liking...img

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But what's the cure!?img

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Well thank heavens for that!imgFor a moment I thought Conservapedia had truly lost its way.

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TK: "Now that I'm sysop after weaseling in again, let's make sure to erase all evidence of supportimg for other candidates!"

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The Chinese government did something Andy likesimg. Seems he has more in common with those Godless communistsimg than he realized...

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Come on Ed. She's a sysop now. Surely writing plansimg don't count anymore.

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Democrats are so racist, they'll never accept an African American senator from Illinoisimg

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If liberals won't admit that they're liberal, Ed will just edit their talk comments to make them admit itimg. ShawnJ notices and changes it backimg. Silly Shawn, YOU aren't allowed to edit other people's comments!img

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In a fit of ridiculousness TK deletes PalMD's user pageimg, a year and a half after blocking him initially.img That'll show him?

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"What my open mind would like to learn is what Conservative insights I can gain from such observations. I want to be set free by the truth": Andy's idea of pillow talk.img Too bad it's also parody.

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Andrew Schlafly, history teacher,declares that the past never existedimg. Update: "A good encyclopedia leaves it to the reader to draw the conclusions."img

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Prêt-à-porter White House dress: $148......Oscar de la Renta dress: $3000......Andy starting a debate on fashionimg: Priceless

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As ever, Andy failsimg to keep up with current developments in science.

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And it seems Conservapedia has left a moderate disillusioned and broken in spiritimg. At least he tried.UPDATE: Jesse C has removed the Parthian shotimg.

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Apparently there are deep symbolic implications to Michelle Obama's appearance.img So could you help us out a bit Andy, we were wondering if you could give us your expert opinion on some of these?

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Andy hates it when people use the (uncited) tag for uncited articlesimg.

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Use the word 'past' in a Biblical context? LIBRUL!img P.S. Could someone please call Andy a doctor?

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Epitaphs appear on the graves of SamHBimg and ElizabethKimg, placed there by the self-styled executor of their estatesimg. Everything was burned and blocked within 4 minutes.

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Proving once again that no matter how hard Andy tries, Ed will always be the Master of WTF: "And girls carrying machine guns are a great stopper against suicide bomb terrorists."img

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Me like learnin fingsimg

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Ed now presents Conservapedia as an alternative to professional medical careimg. We can have him arrested for this, right?

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Obey!img, Obey!img, Obey!img

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Ed: I'm not bitter, I'm Socratesimg.

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A new sheriffimg? Funimg! Funimg!

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Is Religion Necessaryimg asks DeanS. A deep and profound question indeed, and I'm sure we can expect your answer to be a long and detailed analysis of the different arguments...