....We're so fucked.

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....We're so fucked.

You've probably already seen this. BUT I'M SHOWING YOU THIS ANYWAYS. -siiigh- I mean, I know we were #2. BUT NOW WE'RE #1? #1 for worst drivers, and now this.

Dumpling (talk)02:47, 15 March 2012

you're only fucked if you fucked.

Pink mowse.pngGodotoi, putain, genial, merci02:58, 15 March 2012

Well, considering I'll be in Baton Rouge...till I graduate. And who knows after that, I don't know when I'll be moving. o___o...I can't predict the future. I'll just have to be super careful. o___o... Or be really creepy and upfront. "YOU. I like you. But before starting anything...do you have AIDS!?" Meep. Awww...that sounds so mean.

___;

Oh well. I don't have to worry about that right now. :P

Dumpling (talk)03:09, 15 March 2012

Test on the first date, then 6 months later. THEN sleep with them.

course, the way the replicans are going, by the time you are ready to move into something serious, sex will probably illegal.

Pink mowse.pngGodotoi, putain, genial, merci03:17, 15 March 2012

Yes, you'll have to be married first.

Peter horas non numero nisi serenas03:21, 15 March 2012

AHAHAHAHAHA! Oh god. My dad said the same exact thing this morning.

Dad:"What's next? Sex is banned? HA!"

Mom: "Don't joke! They're hear you!"

Dad: "Aww...that'd suck now that I think about it."

Me: ".........You two are perverts."

Dad: "Without our perversions, you wouldn't be here."

Me: ".........Touche"

Dumpling (talk)03:26, 15 March 2012

Why are people's parents better than mine?

GodothasArrived (super crazy fun time!)03:36, 15 March 2012

I'm...not sure if they're better. But they weren't...exactly...parents. For me? If that makes sense. If anything, we're friends.

Dumpling (talk)03:38, 15 March 2012

And that's why you're a no-good atheist liberal.

Yeaaah. It probably is. No parental guidance on the whole religion thing, so maybe. Hahaha. XDDD

Dumpling (talk)04:00, 15 March 2012
 
 

1) sadly some of us really had sucky parents. sorry if you did. 2) most of us just think everyone else's paretns are better. you know "grass is always greener" and what not.

Pink mowse.pngGodotoi, putain, genial, merci03:44, 15 March 2012

Dumpling: condoms. Seriously. Even if you did the "test, then wait 6 months" what if he did something with someone else in the meantime? That resets the waiting period. In my experience, most men say they are monogamous even when it isn't true. Be careful.

Refugeetalk page02:00, 21 March 2012

Careful is always good.

Dumpling (talk)02:07, 21 March 2012

hah.. I couldn't see my last edit & I was like.. oh noez.. where did that post to...? I had several windows open, perhaps I posted to RWW instead? How weird would that be if some random comment about condoms showed up in an entirely unrelated thread? So, whew! Glad to see it showed up here after all. lol. Hi Dumpling! :-D and Hi Ty! (this is Ty's page, right?)

Refugeetalk page02:12, 21 March 2012

Yes indeed.

Тyrannis02:14, 21 March 2012
 

LOL. That'd be hilarious actually. Hiiii Gee-Gee! ♥

Dumpling (talk)02:17, 21 March 2012
 

The only piece of sage advice I ever inherited from my mother is "if you can't be good, be careful".

Scarlet A.pngd hominem11:06, 21 March 2012

Out of curiosity, what was some bad advice she gave?

Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.21:59, 21 March 2012