Maine

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The rain in Maine falls spainly in the plain.

Maine used to make a lot of potatoes, but Idaho pwned them.

Luckily, they can't make lobsters in Idaho.

Maine is the northeasternmost state in the Union, and only borders one other state. It used to be part of Massachusetts.

For some reason, the Conservapedia article on Maine contains references to the Devonian period and the last Ice Age, both of which seem to contradict Conservapedia's longstanding creationist beliefs. Shhhh!!

Maine. Remember it!

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• The official state soft drink of Maine is something called Moxie, which tastes like a cross between cherry cough syrup and burnt gunpowder.