Fun:Celestial Teapot
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A Celestial Teapot does indeed orbit the sun. That has been revealed to the most exalted High Priestess, whose sexiness exceeds that of all wearers of purity rings. You, the reader, are required to pay the Divine Teapot owner a tenth of your income for life, in order to achieve salvation. All other religions, including that of the supposedly holy Invisible Pink Unicorn and the Flying Spaghetti Monster, are foul and execrable heresies. The followers of other religions are to be pitied, abominated, or persecuted.
