Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/April 2009

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Terry Koeckritz: In just 100 days, Obama's somehow turned the U.S. into a socialist country.^img

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Distort D'Newsa: Western civilization is based on Christianity.^img Don't believe him? Just ask those well-known Christians like Socrates, Euclid, Hippocrates, Cicero — oh, wait...

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Chief Prosecutor Assfly calls his first witness^img in the ideological treason trial of arch-fiend Arlen Specter. Coming soon: the ~~guilty~~accused party will be given a chance to publicly recant his flawed views and spend time at the Eagle Forum Center for Conservative Re-Education.

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Jinx _{hi Jinx!} engages in some shameless brown-nosing.^img That's it Jinx, beg for those rights back.

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Jpatt makes an addition to Best New Conservative Words:^img There is no single word meaning morally bankrupt. His suggestion for such a word: atheism (not even atheistic!).

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Jpatt reports that the Obama administration plans to repeal union oversight regulations^img — taking great pains not to mention that they were completely useless regulations made by the Bush administration four days before Bush left office.

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The CIA calls it that, the country calls itself that, the Encyclopedia Brittanica calls it that - even well-known hawk John Bolton calls it that. Unsurprisingly, as it's the official name of the country. But Ed's having none of it^img - country name changed in this particular 'Trusworthy' encyclopedia! Take that, Dear Leader! POW!

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All the best ideas^img are taken from The Daily Show...

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If you find administrative abuse based on a contributor's personal opinions, let Uncle Ed know.^img

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Terry Koeckritz Don't need no stinkin neutrality^img By the way, whatever DID happen to MYOB?

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Sen. Arlen Specter, in "the ultimate act of cowardice and betrayal,"^img leaves a party that apparently does not want him. Note how this switch altered Sen. Specter from a moderate^img to a "liberal."

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Never one to let ~~facts~~ deceit get in the way of ~~a personal grudge~~ objective reporting, Andy gives Obama a broadside for 747 flyover.^img He neglects to mention that Obama was not in the plane and the FAA gave full permission. Not to be outdone, our own Jinx _{hi Jinx!} knows that Obama personally gave the ok for this.^img

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It's Andy Insight Time: he's waxing ~~ungrammatical~~ lyrical^img with a lot of familiar boilerplate, such as how Conservapedia is a unique example of that rare gem, the Conservative School. (Oh, and the "lib-burr-rul" article is one of "our favorite entries" now.)

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JessicaT inserts an update on the personality-cult situation^img — apparently forgetting that the Sinister Cult Leader is Obama, not Nelson Mandela.

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Clement tells Andy that Canada was a dominion during WWI, not a colony.^img Andy calls for backup to prove Clement wrong.^img TK declares Andy correct with a quote that explicitly refers to Canada as a dominion.^img World History Teacher Andy: "'Dominion' is an obscure term, anyway. It's just another name for 'colony', I bet."^img Update: TK back for more Schlafly defense^img, comparing him to Harvard professors, etc. Andy returns with a protest, comparing himself to God: I may be wrong and my lectures may often be incorrect, but I have been teaching them to impressionable kids for years, which is more than YOU can say.^img Trump card. Win.

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Terry Koeckritz invents a new conservative word- "coronated"^img. Update: Ooh, touchy!^img Sorry TK, but you're still wrong. Birds may be coronated, human heads are crowned.

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Terry Koeckritz: Standing by one's man is quite admirable, unless that man is Obama. Case in point: The biased lib-burr-rul media, being completely in Obama's pocket, refuse to call him a socialist.^img

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Terry Koeckritz rails about some Obama personality cult,^img then goes right on with his job of propping up Andy's personality cult.

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Oh the irony...anti-evolution "encyclopedia" has an article on a distinctly evolutionary organism^img

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Terry Koeckritz: Study says a majority of Americans want fewer services, less taxes.^img Study also says that almost half of Americans think "America's best days have already come and gone," but we can't mention that, of course!

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♗: Russia didn't win WWI^img Andy: Your spelling is bad - be specific!^img ♗: My spelling is bad, but Russia didn't win WWI^img Andy: Debatable Semantics^img ♗: Russia didn't win WWI^img Andy: Be more specific^img ♗: RUSSIA DIDN'T WIN WWI^img Andy: BTW, Student One, Russia didn't win WWI^img

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Andy: Typical middle-America city has terrible high-school graduation rates.^img Unfortunately, according to his cited source, that city is not so "typical": it has the worst graduation rates in the country! But hey, anyone could have missed it. It's only the first 13 words of the article.

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Ken is being even more incoherent than usual;^img the only thing he manages to say clearly is that something is getting bigger. UPDATE: Three^img in one day?^img That's excessive even for Ken!

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New Flu Outbreak! Who is at fault? OBAMA, For playing a deceitful game of Golf^img! Of course, It is Ok when, you know, you're a Republican, but he really deserved that.

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The Wingnuts are coming! The Wingnuts are coming! Napoleon and Hitler couldn't do it....but can Ken invade Britain?^img

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The Conservapedia way: invent the statistics, then invent the data to fit them^img

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Terry Koeckritz: Bypass a Republican filibuster and you've repealed government of the people, by the people, for the people;^img you see, no matter what those dumb voters said in the last two elections, the Republicans will always be the voice of the people!

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Andy the history teacher. "Your answer is excellent; shame that I'm actually clueless about what I'm teaching^img." Italy changed sides in WW1??!! MOAR!" Mussolini^img was Italy's leader in WW1!

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Schlafly Skimming strikes again: Andy claims^img that a Yale Daily News article does not use the word "liberal" to refer to the Dark Side of the Supreme Court. Obviously the mention of "the four most liberal" justices right there in the second paragraph was deceptively prominent.

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The potential end of civilization as we know it? That's just too far fetched. Must be a liberal parody^img. Update Wait, that was real? Oh Shit! Breaking News^img

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Andy admits an error in judgement, possibly for the first time^img. This doesn't stop TK from banning the user that Andy thanked,^img(because they know teh AOL is EVIL!)

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Did Andy just call us well educated?^img Counter-question: Do you really give a damn about the opinion of a guy who thinks that 98.2K^img are "nearly as many monthly visitors"^img as Wikipedia's 75.5M? Update: Clutching at straws Andy?^img

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Andy^img: "The points above^img about Trotsky and Orwell are interesting, and I've spent some time without success trying to confirm [i]t. Unfortunately, you don't provide any support for your claims." Support could be found in Conservapedia's article on George Orwell^img - but that's hardly a reliable source. Sky falls: Andy produces a vaguely sane justification.^img

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Jpatt gives us his latest "Obama not born in the US" insight^img - which has already been shot down even by Newsmax.com (When Newsmax gets to be the voice of reason, you KNOW you're on the fringe.)

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Andy gets pwned on bible quotes^img. (Reading comprehension, too, but that's not really "news".)

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Conservative dictionary: Improved:^img verb meaning to insert random, disjointed, and un-sourced "facts" (see also: gibberish) EXTRA LULZ: Actual Quote: "These theories developed in connection with the theory of evolution, which would could not have possibly occurred in the thousands of years that people had previously estimated the age of the Earth to be." That sentence needs to be taken out and shot.

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Conservative reads^img Vanity Fair

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Andy has now taken the best conservative words EVAH to be whatever crap he pulls out of his arse^img and without any conservative meaning.

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RobertT fixes Assflea's liberal whitewash^img of Wheaton College.

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Andy old: Facebook is one of the many world's greatest accomplishments made by a teenager!^img Andy new: An accomplshment which happens to lead to lower grades.^img His suggested antidote? Conservapedia! Which is actually sound advice, considering that a monkey with a typewriter could probably get full marks on one of Andy's homework assignments...

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Andy gives new meaning to the phrase, "making a mountain out of a molehill."^img

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Mommie Dearest breaks an irony meter:^img Sharia law is abominable because it allows men to beat a disobedient wife. But it is, of course, perfectly all right to rape a disobedient wife.

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Is it can be Mini Blunt Knives tiem nao plz? TK bans quite a few accounts, including Krysg^img (an Egyptology student^img), the retired WesleyS^img (an "unused account with no edits"... other than the SEVERAL THOUSAND^img ones where he fixed categories or templates...) and JLauttamus^img.

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A huge, ever-growing liberal brain. Bigger!^img BIGGER!^img BIGGER!!^img

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Conservapedia's copyright policy^img isn't exactly user-friendly or intuitive, but Ed Poor takes this to whole new levels: LowKey asks Andy^img to grant permission to copy an article to aSK. Ed chimes in: "Permission must be obtained from every co-author as well."^img News to us, Ed! Update: Lowkey is not terribly impressed by Ed's reading skills^img or his apparent habit^img of not Minding His Own Business.

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In the spirit of Christian fairness, DeanS^img encourages CPians to ~~freep~~ vote "fail" on the latest MSNBC poll.

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Tales from the front^img page: TK creates^img a new encyclopedia article (and instantly protects^img it for all eternity)! In All-Bold-o-Vision! And it's just a copypaste of something Glenn Beck posted on Fox News! And Beck in turn simply copypasted a text that has been circulating the net with small, often false, edits since 1998.

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Andypants, your knickers are showing^img.

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Andy on the theory of special relativity: "...why haven't you been quoting the Bible during your many edits to this site?"^img

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Further evidence^img that reading too much Time Cube causes brain damage.

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Remember, you're only allowed to preside over human-rights abuses, etc., if your name is George W. Bush. If anyone else does it (particularly someone we don't like and cuddly-wuddly socialists), we'll jump all over them.^img

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It is "anti-Semitic" to support the Palestinian cause,^img yet unthinkable to bash Desmond Tutu for doing it. Why? Well, it seems that winning a Nobel Peace Prize makes you immune to criticism (unless, of course, Conservapedia's doing the criticizing).

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Andy scoffs at the idea of burdening his students with actual information.^img Don't you know that the worst thing an educator could do is force students to learn unnecessary facts!?

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A clogger mentions Andy after he mouths off yet again about Wikipedia's lib-burr-rul bias. Half an hour later, Andy's engaging in shameless self-promotion.^img UPDATE: Jinx _{hi Jinx!}, obviously still trying to get his rights back, rails against Wikipedia in the comment section. MOAR Mutual masturbation^img ensues. ALERT: Holy Deceit Batman, the liberals are swarming.^img Call the FBI!

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Terry Koeckritz: Disney makes millions off of "family values,"^img so they're hypocrites if they don't call gays "degenerates" like I do!

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Andy makes it official...Truth isn't allowed on Conservapedia!^img

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It's Terry Koeckritz Psychological Projection Time: The AP pulls its news from where the sun don't shine.^img

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Yeah TK, I'm sure the reason there were lots of police at your 'Tea Parties' is because they wanted to join in^img...

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Remember TK saying, "...your post is but a mystery to me, since Conservapedia has always also recognized the major Eastern Rite holidays. No matter the day, we all celebrate the Resurrection of Jesus Christ!^img" Well, with the Orthodox Easter having just passed, could TK please tell us, just when^img CP is going to celebrate the event?

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Conservapedia has been a leader in spreading ignorance, peddling pseudoscience and confusing the issue^img. How do they do it? With TK's amazing Photoshop skills^img. Found exclusively at Conservapedia!

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It was inevitable.^img So, uh, how many sane editors left now? UPDATE: Hall of Fame entry!^img More: After we give AlanE sysopship after his second edit, TK blocks Alan's mail: "disablled[sic] email for this now revealed vandal site sysop"^img

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Suggesting that PJR's site^img is more welcoming? NOT^img ALLOWED^img!

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Wheaton College is basically garbage^img, according to Andy; it is an an inferior school^img that is responsible for producing baby killers^img. But wait! One of The Leader's students chooses to matriculate at Wheaton?^img This just in: Wheaton has the smartest student body around!^img We have always been at war with Eastasia. UPDATE: Junior editor RobertT reverts Andy's edits. Liberal whitewashing indeed!^img

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Terry "thou shalt not undo another's block" K isn't adverse to changing^img the blocks of other admins himself. Hypocrite much?

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Andy: My site was down? That's unpossible!!!^img!!

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If those nasty liberals over at that other place are using ~~strikeouts~~, then so will we!^img Update Andy and TK ~~perform mutual masturbation~~^img explain the value of strike outs and humor. How long before Jinx is called a liberal with reference to liberal style #29: "calling conservative humor "unprofessional and meaningless, and degrades the quality of your encyclopedia.""

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TK quoting from a news article criticising Barney Frank^img, well, almost...TK decides that the original wasn't quite homophobic or defamatory enough, so adds the word 'pervert' to his quote of the original article

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"Bigotry?^img Not us!"^img

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Will Schlafly Doo and the Conservapedia Gang solve the great mystery^img of the so-called hacking caper?^img (No.)

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Jpatt gives us yet another ~~masterpiece~~ ~~essay~~ ~~coherent article~~ ~~prose poem~~ chunk of word-salad.^img

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Jpatt has a very fluid blocking policy: he first banhammers a user with 0 contributions,^img then unblocks said user with the comment, "I wait for the attack before perma blocking."

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Terry Koeckritz eagerly posts an item of breaking news^img — apparently forgetting that he had posted the same news item^img a week before.

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One wonders if calling Obama a porch monkey would also merely be a warnable^img offense^img. Jpatt shows his true stripes. The rules don't matter as long as the inappropriately named user is tactlessly directing his hate against disfavored groups, see?

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Countdown to Chippeterson becoming^img TK's bitch in 3...2...1...

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"Deceit Techniques Used By Liberals Against Conservatives." Hmm, who does this description^img remind you of?

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JPatt joins the ranks of the repulsive^img.

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TK, having driven off all the useful editors, focuses his wrath on Kenservative^img. Update: Ken promptly apologizes and bends over^img

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CP: Obama only makes "small donations" to charity^img

Real world: Obama gives $172,000 to charity

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Not^img a site for gossip, eh?

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The Ass's Edit History since Monday^img has consisted of templates on the Main Page and talk, talk, talk. Perhaps he should contribute more substantively?

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Ed defines the CP viewpoint: When conservatives are convinced of something and liberals disagree, in most cases the conservatives are right.^img

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This article is about maritime piracy. For software, copyright and trademark piracy see [[cp:Copyright|Copyright Infringement^img].] DeanS' inclusion of a copyrighted cartoon though, isn't "piracy"?

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And ye it shall come to pass that April 15th shall be known as the day the Guard dog went ape shit insane^img, even going to the point of banning^img a user (twice!) 11 hours after his last edit^img..

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CP^img is down. Wonder what happened this time?

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Terry Koeckritz plagiarizes^img a comment from RationalWiki, typo and all. UPDATE Terry Koeckritz then takes a jab at a certain vandal site^img, while making his own subtle "kenquote" sting. UPDATE: Ken chases^img TK's remark with a bit of psychological projection.

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Ken, no longer satisfied with Hitler as a poster boy for evolution, finds a new image to revolt the world with^img. Countdown until this picture makes it to the Mainpage and the Dawkins article 3...2...1...

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At least you're modest Ed...^img Perhaps you should credit all the little people who made it useable after you were done with it

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Terry Koeckritz bashes a "liberal" columnist for saying that Republicans are mentally ill.^img Because, as we all know, it's the liberals who have the mental problems.

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Terry Koeckritz: Nobody's guilty unless they've been before a jury of their peers.^img But this obviously doesn't apply to user TaKess: "Jpatt, TaKess knows he is being deceitful, and merely goading. A silly ploy (and not so much of a gamble), when dealing with me, because he already knows what the outcome of such deceit is."

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Jpatt's just a little behind the times^img

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The world according to JPatt: Sweden & Denmark^img are not democracies.

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Jpatt: Not recognizing Columbus Day^img is just as bad as changing Christmas, or voting for Obama because he's black^img. Getit?

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This^img is the sort of thing that Conservapedia usually calls "liberal censorship." But, anything goes when you're trying to make a "liberal" newspaper look bad...

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Andy: Being angry at God is a sign of faith.^img (Unless one is a God-hating lib-burr-rul, of course...)

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When Andy's mommy speaks, it must be breaking news!^img Although this sword cuts with a double edge: "Beware of One-Party Classrooms" - indeed. Andy, listen to Mommy.

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TK just loves the Irish!^img

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Ummm...congrats?^img

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Nothing you can say will make the Somali piracy any less of a horrid act of thievery^img. But it is, of course, perfectly all right for European ships to trawl along the Somali coastline nicking all the fish.

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Terry Koeckritz: The New York Times would never challenge a liberal^img for being deceitful. (Except, of course, when there is some deceit going on that is not all in Andy's head.)

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Judging by this strange comment,^img TK must keep a rather detailed list of the exact whereabouts of his entire extended family. Come to think of it, he probably does...who knew his Checkuser powers extended into the real world...

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If you accurately point out that Orthodox Christians celebrate Easter a week later that Catholics and western Protestants^img, TK thinks you lack good will.^img

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TK & the Ed Poor school of Math... not too long ago, the Riemann integral^img article was a failed nominee for their "Featured rubbish". Today, Terry Koeckritz deletes^img and protects^img it for being "outdated". Countdown to Foxtrot having a fit in 3... 2... 1... UPDATE: Some background info is given at aSK ANOTHER UPDATE: TK presents his version^img of the events, but not to everyone, of course...

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Obama orders the successful rescue of the captain of a container ship from "Muslim" Somali pirates. This is part of Obama's "Muslim" agenda. Jpatt is a dope. QED^img

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Let me see, Obama's a muslim: check.^img supports illegal aliens: check^img protecting many secrets to fool the public, check.^img Hey, I saw a story that said his half brother is a criminal.^img Is it true? Should we feature it in some way? Assfly Responds: I'm sorry, we don't allow gossip on this highly educational site. We're growing rapidly!!!^img What's next, admitting Obama being Muslim is only 99% sure? TK Responds: *GASP* "Obama's brother is a criminal! TO THE MAINPAGE!"^img

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Liberals! Academic elitists! TK blocks Oxford University and Richard "Stalker" Dawkins.^img

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We can only guess whether he's talking about the 'vandal' or not^img...

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Such a dark place^imgKen's closet must be!

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Man sentenced to death for horrific crime, but in Andy's world since he appeared in one episode of Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers 15 years ago as a child, you know what that means....HOLLYWOOD VALUES!^img More: After the news bit is challenged by liberals (like RJJensen), Jpatt ~~cites Wikipedia~~ unwittingly cites^img a site that quotes Wikipedia to point out that "Deleon began acting in bit parts in commercials as a child" (which totally makes him a Hollywood actor!)... and then adds a note that you shouldn't trust Wikipedia. Um. Schlafly reminds us^img that even a bit part in Power Rangers is enough to indoctrinate innocent children into accepting murderous HOLLYWOOD VALUES. The Sprial Continues: Remember kids, Hollywood values pull even stronger on people who don't succeed in an acting career.^img

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TaKe THAT^img IPs 174.6.0.0-174.6.255.255!!!eleventyone! (That'll show 'em who's boss!)

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What the hell. . .?^img Update: Deleted^img by TK for the obvious reason.

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"We're hear to learn..."^img English might well be the Meistertaal; shame about the morons who (ab)use it, hey Andy? UPDATE Don't listen to what the site says^img, idiot. UPDATE UPDATE Make your pages better "then what they are^img".

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The size of the Moon's disc as seen from Earth does not vary. God created the Moon to appear exactly the same size as the Sun, and this is proof of the existence of God. Do not challenge these obvious facts with your "observation bias" lies^img.

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"My Mommy maded up the word "Globalism"^img, did too did too".

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Irony meter alert!!! Assfly on Mormon polygamy: "We're not ignoring the issue, but we're not going to exaggerate liberal smears either. The entry should remain factual and not exaggerate an issue as liberals want... Why aren't you just as concerned about writing about FDR's de facto polygamy?^img Update: Prof Jensen sticks to his guns, rebutting with facts!^img All is lost: CP's resident Mormon joins^img the debate, and Andy finally manages to ~~fully derail~~ reduce^img the issue to the familiar "liberal vs. conservative".

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Andy and his goons are slightly overprotective of the Obama entry. Case in point: An editor reverts^img a page-blanking vandal, makes two tiny^img edits, then reverts^img Andy (who re-blanked the page via rollback). Result: Five years.^img MOAR: Another clearly new user who sees the Obama smears: Um, can we discuss this?^img Andy counters with his never-failing go-to move: Don't believe Obama's a Muslim? You have free will to deny 2+2=4 too!!^img - POW! That's how it works, folks!

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Kenny Baby's deranged Red Telephone messages to the Gentlemen on RW are normally contained to his own pages, but his gibberish finally spills over into uncharted territory - Main:Talk^img. UPDATE: He busted all over the Assfly's page as well^img I, at least, had to awkwardly wipe myself after reading this tripe.

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Gay marriage is a sin, but polygamy is a-ok?^img Whatever you say, Andy. UPDATE: The good RJJensen responds to Andy's idiocy^img.

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TK Blocks, deletes & salts Jinx^img No comment necessary. It appears that this was probably down to liberal deceit and TK's unswerving devotion to RW. UPDATE: Jinx unblocks himself^img and asksWTF^imgTerry Koeckritz? who responds the only way he knows how^img WHEEL WAR!!!!!! MOAR MOAR MOAR: Jinxie takes his case to a higher court^img Could one of the Assfly's quarterly decisions be forthcoming? MOST: Jinx is grounded^img.FINALLY Jinx gets his bat^img and ball^img back.

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Ed: Geocentrism was just as good as heliocentrism.^img

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In Terry Koeckritz's own words:^img "Using something so inane and archaic as a 16th Century social convention is political relativism truly worthy of radical leftism."

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Terry Koeckritz sez: "You're a troll!^img I know because I blocked your school, and therefore, you're a deceitful liberal!" User denies charge; denial reverted for lib-burr-rul deceit.^img

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Ed's creepy, self-projecting stubbing continues.^img MOAR: Is Ed melting down before our very eyes?^img EVEN MOAR: Ed Poor, physics professor.^img Working for you!

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TK, 2009:Obama's an idiot, he doesn't even know that "Austrian" isn't a language.^img Andy, 2008: OMG, Obama speaks muslim.^img No really, he does^img

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Karajou: No American president has ever bowed to a foreign potentate before.^img Well, we beg to differ.

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Affirmative action? Lib-burr-rul government meddling. Government coddling anti-abortion doctors? Excellent.^img

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Jews don't believe in hell either ... does that make them illogical^img? Andy probably says yes.

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TK on news:" Obama has refused to allow gov't email address to post comments on oil drilling"^img CP user: "Hey! here's the address for submitting comments on oil drilling :)"^img TK:"..." or "I'm going to ignore that...". While TK and Andy seem to have an obsession with tracking down liberal deceit they have a tendency to conveniently ignore evidence of their own.

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Not enough homophobic panic, you say?^imgThen make it LARGER!^img

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Andy seems to think that all US diplomacy should be conducted with opportunity for public comment.^img And compares Obama and Hitler for good measure.

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In Britain, there may soon be abortion ads on television. A Catholic bishop goes nuts, calling it "yet another hammer blow to the sanctity of human life in this country."^img Now remind us again: who was this Bloody Mary character?

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User pwns Andy with his own words^img. No last wordism...yet. UPDATE: Assfly: No two buildings are of equal height.^img Let us hope he never decides to become an architect.

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In the news: Joe Biden says US is "much more safer."^img CP is much less grammaticaler.

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But is it slander^img if it is true^img?

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Member of minor wiki politely requests^img that the text cut and pasted from his site be properly attributed, gets banhammered^img for being a fraud/troll^img.

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Vermont^img: endorsing evil since 2009.

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TK attacks the media for its articles about Jesus during Holy Week^img...and then decides to link to a two week old article discussing condoms. His mind works in mysterious ways...

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Those nasty liberals are at it again; this time they're 'Desensitizing' us by 'creating a homosexual obsession'^img...looking at CP's obsession^img with it, it seems to be working

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Andy posts the latest example of professor values,^img complete with a mugshot of the professor in question that is larger than the newsbite itself.

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Ken, being obviously too excited to string two words together, pulls some boilerplate out of the archives,^img hoping that it actually applies.

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Andy spared the rod and spoiled the child. The end result? - his troubled infant, KennyBaby, takes twenty three edits^img to plaster personal letters to other people on Andy's front door^img.

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Obama actually prepares his statements!?^img The nerve of the the guy! Andy must long for the good old days when a President would engage his mouth before his brain...

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Terry Koeckritz old: Protesters against the G-20 meeting are tweeting commies.^img Terry Koeckritz new: Those G-20 commies have just REPEALED THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE!^img Update Shhh! TK also uses Twitter in drag!

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Not only are we in our own little world, we're ahead^imgof our time^img...but only by a week^img.

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Evil parody by NBackstrom gets deleted^img and then Andy says pretty much the exact same thing.^img

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No Dean, no he doesn't^img...no intelligent person deserves that

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DeanS blocks a user^img for creating a 'Conservapedia Deceit' article...when it was actually a Conservative Deceit^img article...wait a minute, that's DECEIT!!