Classroom prayer
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Classroom prayer is a phenomenon that is most common just before an important test, especially among students who spent their "study time" IMing their 300 bffs and editing RationalWiki.
Some people seem to think that prayer in a classroom is only effective if led by the teachers, at the beginning of every class, every day, but only if said prayer is directed to their god. And if you are not "for" this procedure, there is a 95% chance that you a liberal in deceitful clothing.
Students are also known to engage in cafeteria prayer, usually to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, when confronted with entrees known as "mystery meat".
Of course, students in public schools are free to pray at any time, to the deity, automobile, or pasta dish of their choice. However, in the United States, prayers can not be organized by the public school officials as this is a violation of the establishment clause.
