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What I meant is that I live in Utah, almost no strategic targets excepting Dugway Proving Grounds and Hill Field. Therefore, the best chance of getting glassed is if the Mormon's (Missionaries) made it to Russia, 'cause we all know how irritating missionaries can get. Pinto's5150 ^Talk 15:18, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Ah, ok, thanks. Yes, surely there are/were many "low target density" areas in the States - if weren't for the three hotspots I had mentioned, all we'd get hit by here are missiles that strayed wide of Boston. ħuman 15:20, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Input needed

See Template talk:Stub. Sterile^snore! 16:27, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

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Make me not a bot. Or I will leave messages with odd, counter-intuitive headers. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Let's go down the waterfall} 18:37, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Say please (in botese). ħuman 18:39, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Pease. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Let's go down the waterfall} 18:39, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Ides? Cool. How do I get to the supersecret bit, then? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Let's go down the waterfall} 18:50, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

You'll need some superstring. It's folded into the 7th through 10th dimensions. ħuman 18:54, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Not a very helpful answer. Don't make me hound you. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Let's go down the waterfall} 19:05, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Rename pleeze

Warning: Extreme Incoherency

At least one of the editors involved in this article/discussion was under the influence of:

• prescription medicine

• alcohol

• illicit drugs

• lack of sleep

• power, absolute power!

• the sheer joy of discovering that an article mentions dinosaurs

• all of the above

and has lapsed into incoherency. Mind this in bear.

Could you please rename me "Professor X"? Thanks a bunch, SHahB 18:52, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

You'll need more than a bunch of bananas... can't you come up with something better than that? ħuman 18:55, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Well, I want something that says "I am a SCIENTIST and I am proud". Do you have any ideas? SHahB 18:55, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

On behalf of Occam's Razor, I humbly suggest "Proud SCIENTIST". <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Let's go down the waterfall} 18:59, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Sure, edit your signature? So it says: SHahB^{I am a SCIENTIST and I am proud} ? ħuman 19:00, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

I'm not one of those lusers (no offense) who has a fancy signature. SHahB 19:06, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

I sensed a pang of jealousy there. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 19:16, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

(Edit conflict -- damn you RA!) I felt a little offence there. You really need a better candidate than "Professor X" though, Shabby. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Let's go down the waterfall} 19:17, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

The new name has to have "professor" in it. SHahB 19:19, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Professor Oak. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Let's go down the waterfall} 19:27, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Nay! Professor Elm! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 20:08, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Hold it right there, infidel! What's so great about Elm? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Let's go down the waterfall} 20:12, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Elms make great clogs. If they aren't Dutch. ħuman 20:18, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Professor and Mary Ann? ħuman 20:10, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Pro and Con Fessor? Wazza (Not Wazzock, Wazza)^{Approach the Presence} 20:22, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Jellyfish: What? Do you like Professor Birch better? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 21:56, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

I despise Elm and his sycophant followers. Either Birch or Oak are better. O person with no life. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Let's go down the waterfall} 21:58, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

I got it: User:Humanspeakers. SHahB 22:00, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Unlikely... ħuman 22:39, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

How about "Ash"? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 22:03, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

You mean Red, obviously. I know of no "Ash". <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Let's go down the waterfall} 22:04, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Gary? Wazza (Not Wazzock, Wazza)^{Approach the Presence} 22:06, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

You mean BLUE. Gahh! <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Let's go down the waterfall} 22:08, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Some of us payed attention to the options for naming characters at the start of the game, BON. Wazza (Not Wazzock, Wazza)^{Approach the Presence} 22:12, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

I know, but Ash and Gary were the worst possible options. Come on. Red and Blue are the defaults, and the closest thing to canon names (I can't believe I'm debating this) Hence the naming of the NPC "Red" in Silver and Gold.

I feel dirty all over. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Let's go down the waterfall} 22:16, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Well, then what about Gold?Wazza (Not Wazzock, Wazza)^{Approach the Presence} 22:19, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

I don't understand. What about Gold? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Let's go down the waterfall} 22:20, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

As in the player's name in Gold Pokemon. Wazza (Not Wazzock, Wazza)^{Approach the Presence} 22:26, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

It's "Gold" I believe. And, I don't know what lame version of the game you had, Jellyfish, but I had Yellow version, wherein the default name is Ash, and the default enemy's name is Gary. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 22:29, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

You got the novelty version, Radman. I'm afraid the naming conventions on that can't be seen as typical for the series :P Yellow was fun... <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Let's go down the waterfall} 22:32, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

In red and blue they got them the wrong way around. Was very happy when order was restored for Yellow. Wazza (Not Wazzock, Wazza)^{Approach the Presence} 22:31, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

What? What was the wrong was round? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Let's go down the waterfall} 22:32, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Jellyfish, however much marijuana you're smoking right now, you need to cut it by half. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 22:33, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Stoppit. There was nothing the wrong way round in Red and Blue! And, furthermore I can't believe we're arguing about Pokemon! <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Let's go down the waterfall} 22:35, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

I can. Aren't you a bit old for this sort of thing, Jellyfish—how old are you? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 22:37, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Some arcane jellyfish age, probably :) Feel free to later describe this as a "coy refusal". <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Let's go down the waterfall} 22:38, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

I'm guessing you're about my age. Or you're a creepy older person with a weird obsession with children's video games. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 22:39, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

"You must be about eleven..." —85 25 151 22

Add about eight to that figure and you'd be right. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 22:47, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Based on your typing, I'm sticking with eleven :P <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Let's go down the waterfall} 22:48, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

A very intelligent eleven, of the sort that goes to Harvard. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 22:55, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

You are a clever boy, then. Apart from your ENDLESS EDIT CONFLICTS. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Let's go down the waterfall} 22:59, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Edit conflicts are a myth propagated by Satanists. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:11, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Liberaldeceit! I wish we were still talking about pokemon... <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Let's go down the waterfall} 23:15, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

There comes a time in every person's life when they must move past Pokémon. Fortunately, that time has not yet come!  ^{elbissop yl}namuħ   23:17, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

There is no such time! <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Let's go down the waterfall} 23:48, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

Bothan template on WIGOCP

Well, I thought it was witty... and no, I still haven't gotten any sleep, so this still applies... Wazza (Not Wazzock, Wazza)^{Approach the Presence} 01:43, 10 June 2008 (EDT)

You're doin' ok, but, no it just cluttered it up and really didn't say anything. Sorry... ħuman 01:48, 10 June 2008 (EDT)

Pulling a Ken

I have just sent you a very important email and feel the need to brag about here so everyone knows about it... thereby defeating the total anonymity that comes from Email in the first place SirChuckB^{A product of Affirmative Action} 03:22, 10 June 2008 (EDT)

Hilarious phrase

"Hew Hampshire". LOL! SHahB 01:02, 12 June 2008 (EDT)

"Sir Henry and his Butlers". LOL! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:30, 12 June 2008 (EDT)

Yes, Sir Henry and his Butlers is the name of a pop group. SHahB 01:34, 12 June 2008 (EDT)