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"User's name" <choice0> <choice1>. First of all, you don't back up your argument. You don't even cite <choice2>. Clearly you're <choice3> <choice4>. I can tell <choice5>. You even deny <choice6> prevents <choice7>. I looked at your contributions <choice8> , so it's obvious to me you're <choice9> . Why don't you just admit it? As I've said before, <choice10> In conclusion <choice11> <choice12> Aschlafly | "User's name" <choice0> <choice1>. First of all, you don't back up your argument. You don't even cite <choice2>. Clearly you're <choice3> <choice4>. I can tell <choice5>. You even deny <choice6> prevents <choice7>. I looked at your contributions <choice8> , so it's obvious to me you're <choice9> . Why don't you just admit it? As I've said before, <choice10> In conclusion <choice11> <choice12> Aschlafly | ||
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| − | "<span id="myName"><insert name here></span>" | + | "<span id="myName"><insert name here></span>" <!-- |
| − | </noinclude><!-- | + | --></noinclude><!-- |
choice0: a parenthetical statement about the user | choice0: a parenthetical statement about the user | ||
| − | --> | + | --><choose><!-- |
| − | <choose> | + | --><option weight=1>(what an absurd user name that is),</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>(what an absurd user name that is),</option> | + | --><option weight=1>(you can't even post in your own real name),</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>(you can't even post in your own real name),</option> | + | --><option weight=1>(obviously not your real name),</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>(obviously not your real name),</option> | + | --><option weight=1>(if that is your real name),</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>(if that is your real name),</option> | + | --><option weight=1>(obviously your parents were unbelievers to give you such a pagan name),</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>(obviously your parents were unbelievers to give you such a pagan name),</option> | + | --><option weight=1>(I see you don't use the proper [[Conservapedia Talk:What is going on at CP?/Archive44#Naming Conventions finally revealed|naming convention]]),</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>(I see you don't use the proper [[Conservapedia Talk:What is going on at CP?/Archive44#Naming Conventions finally revealed|naming convention]]),</option> | + | --><option weight=1>(inappropriate name),</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>(inappropriate name),</option> | + | --><option weight=1>(sounds like another self-centered liberal, like Obama),</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>(sounds like another self-centered liberal, like Obama),</option> | + | --><option weight=1>(your chosen name is obviously unacceptable),</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>(your chosen name is obviously unacceptable),</option> | + | --><option weight=1>(recreate your account with your real first name and last initial),</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>(recreate your account with your real first name and last initial),</option> | + | --><option weight=1>(a Muslim fundamentalist name, no doubt),</option></choose> <!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>(a Muslim fundamentalist name, no doubt),</option></choose> | ||
| − | <!-- | ||
choice1: an opening shot | choice1: an opening shot | ||
| − | --> | + | --><choose><!-- |
| − | <choose> | + | --><option weight=1>you're clueless.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>you're clueless.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>your comment is off-topic because the issue here is Wikipedia bias and Conservapedia accuracy.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>your comment is off-topic because the issue here is Wikipedia bias and Conservapedia accuracy.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>your rant above is silly.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>your rant above is silly.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>give it up.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>give it up.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>you're not persuading anyone.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>you're not persuading anyone.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>you're not fooling anyone.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>you're not fooling anyone.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>you have free will to deny logic.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>you have free will to deny logic.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>your denial does not help anything.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>your denial does not help anything.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>you have free will, but you're not fooling anyone by denying how liberals deify the president.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>you have free will, but you're not fooling anyone by denying how liberals deify the president.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>I suppose that if you were in the communist Soviet Union then you would have denied that Stalin was deified also.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>I suppose that if you were in the communist Soviet Union then you would have denied that Stalin was deified also.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>your denial of the obvious only destroys your credibility.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>your denial of the obvious only destroys your credibility.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>you deny that liberals deify government officials, which is undeniable.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>you deny that liberals deify government officials, which is undeniable.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>your [[Conservapedia:non-substantive|non-substantive]] comments have been deleted.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>your [[Conservapedia:non-substantive|non-substantive]] comments have been deleted.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>you don't have to be a math major or expert in federal law to realize that your examples don't stack up in numbers or significance.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>you don't have to be a math major or expert in federal law to realize that your examples don't stack up in numbers or significance.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>I've cleaned out the junk you inserted that violated the rules of this page.</option></choose> First of all, you don't back up your argument. You don't even cite <!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>I've cleaned out the junk you inserted that violated the rules of this page.</option></choose> First of all, you don't back up your argument. You don't even cite | ||
| − | <!-- | ||
choice2: a favourite source of teh assfly | choice2: a favourite source of teh assfly | ||
| − | --> | + | --><choose><!-- |
| − | <choose> | + | --><option weight=10>any counterexamples</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=10>any counterexamples</option> | + | --><option weight=10>any blogs</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=10>any blogs</option> | + | --><option weight=10>any authorities on the subject</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=10>any authorities on the subject</option> | + | --><option weight=10>the [[Bible]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=10>the [[Bible]]</option> | + | --><option weight=10>any sources</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=10>any sources</option> | + | --><option weight=10>the talking points of the [[Republican Party]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=10>the talking points of the [[Republican Party]]</option> | + | --><option weight=10>any sources that aren't from the [[liberal]] mainstream media</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=10>any sources that aren't from the [[liberal]] mainstream media</option> | + | --><option weight=10>anything worth reading</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=10>anything worth reading</option> | + | --><option weight=10>anything I'm capable of understanding</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=10>anything I'm capable of understanding</option> | + | --><option weight=10>[[Answers in Genesis]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=10>[[Answers in Genesis]]</option> | + | --><option weight=10>my concise reply in a logical matter</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=10>my concise reply in a logical matter</option> | + | --><option weight=1>[[Phyllis Schlafly|my mother]]</option></choose>. Clearly you're <!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>[[Phyllis Schlafly|my mother]]</option></choose>. Clearly you're | ||
| − | <!-- | ||
choice3: unflattering characterization of the user | choice3: unflattering characterization of the user | ||
| − | --> | + | --><choose><!-- |
| − | <choose> | + | --><option weight=1>[[Deceit|lying]] </option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>[[Deceit|lying]] </option> | + | --><option weight=1>an [[evolution]]ist </option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>an [[evolution]]ist </option> | + | --><option weight=1>an [[atheist]] </option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>an [[atheist]] </option> | + | --><option weight=1>a [[homosexuality|homosexual]] </option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>a [[homosexuality|homosexual]] </option> | + | --><option weight=1>a spokesperson for the [[homosexual agenda]] </option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>a spokesperson for the [[homosexual agenda]] </option> | + | --><option weight=1>a member of the far left </option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>a member of the far left </option> | + | --><option weight=1>an [[agent provocateur]] </option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>an [[agent provocateur]] </option> | + | --><option weight=1>a [[deceit]]ful [[liberal]] </option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>a [[deceit]]ful [[liberal]] </option> | + | --><option weight=1>a [[deceit]]ful [[atheist]] </option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>a [[deceit]]ful [[atheist]] </option> | + | --><option weight=1>a [[deceit]]ful [[evolution]]ist </option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>a [[deceit]]ful [[evolution]]ist </option> | + | --><option weight=1>a [[deceit]]ful, [[atheist]]ic, [[liberal]] [[evolutionist]] </option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>a [[deceit]]ful, [[atheist]]ic, [[liberal]] [[evolutionist]] </option> | + | --><option weight=1>[[deceit]]ful </option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>[[deceit]]ful </option> | + | --><option weight=1>a [[Conservapedia:non-substantive|non-substantive]] editor </option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>a [[Conservapedia:non-substantive|non-substantive]] editor </option> | + | --><option weight=1>[[user:Caius|AmesG]] </option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>[[user:Caius|AmesG]] </option> | + | --><option weight=1>a [[liberal]] troll </option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>a [[liberal]] troll </option> | + | --><option weight=1>[[Vaccine hysteria|vaccinated]] </option></choose><!-- |
| − | |||
| − | <option weight=1>[[Vaccine hysteria|vaccinated]] </option></choose> | ||
| − | <!-- | ||
choice4: further claim about the user's attitudes | choice4: further claim about the user's attitudes | ||
| − | --> | + | --><choose><!-- |
| − | <choose> | + | --><option weight=1>and exhibit moral [[Conservapedia:Conservapedian relativity|relativism]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>and exhibit moral [[Conservapedia:Conservapedian relativity|relativism]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>and have no interest in being productive</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>and have no interest in being productive</option> | + | --><option weight=1>and are not here to think and learn</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>and are not here to think and learn</option> | + | --><option weight=1>and are here to do harm to family values</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>and are here to do harm to family values</option> | + | --><option weight=1>and are not here to glorify the [[Fun:Jesus|Lord Jesus Christ]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>and are not here to glorify the [[Fun:Jesus|Lord Jesus Christ]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>and are trying to spread socialist propaganda</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>and are trying to spread socialist propaganda</option> | + | --><option weight=1>and are trying to hurt this [[Conservapedia|project]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>and are trying to hurt this [[Conservapedia|project]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>and are trying to spread anti-[[Christian]] propaganda</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>and are trying to spread anti-[[Christian]] propaganda</option> | + | --><option weight=1>and are trying to push [[Darwin]]ist lies</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>and are trying to push [[Darwin]]ist lies</option> | + | --><option weight=1>and your comments start from a faulty premise</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>and your comments start from a faulty premise</option> | + | --><option weight=1>and are insane from [[San Francisco#San Francisco values|San Francisco values]]</option></choose>. I can tell <!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>and are insane from [[San Francisco#San Francisco values|San Francisco values]]</option></choose>. I can tell | ||
| − | <!-- | ||
choice5: reason for unflattering characterization | choice5: reason for unflattering characterization | ||
| − | --> | + | --><choose><!-- |
| − | <choose> | + | --><option weight=1>because you're opposed to [[classroom prayer]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>because you're opposed to [[classroom prayer]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>because you don't believe [[Jesus]] is [[God]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>because you don't believe [[Jesus]] is [[God]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>because you don't agree with me</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>because you don't agree with me</option> | + | --><option weight=1>because you have drifted off the reservation</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>because you have drifted off the reservation</option> | + | --><option weight=1>because of your emotionalism</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>because of your emotionalism</option> | + | --><option weight=1>because you don't believe [[Obama]] is an [[affirmative action]] president</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>because you don't believe [[Obama]] is an [[affirmative action]] president</option> | + | --><option weight=1>because you deny that [[Obama]] is a Muslim, which is undeniable</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>because you deny that [[Obama]] is a Muslim, which is undeniable</option> | + | --><option weight=1>because you're in favor of [[Vaccine hysteria|vaccination]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>because you're in favor of [[Vaccine hysteria|vaccination]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>because all you do is talk, talk, talk</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>because all you do is talk, talk, talk</option> | + | --><option weight=1>because all you do is whine</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>because all you do is whine</option> | + | --><option weight=1>because you rely on a secular conception of the past</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>because you rely on a secular conception of the past</option> | + | --><option weight=1>because you don't mention how liberals censor classroom prayer</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>because you don't mention how liberals censor classroom prayer</option> | + | --><option weight=1>because you support tax-payer funded abortion and higher taxes</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>because you support tax-payer funded abortion and higher taxes</option> | + | --><option weight=1>because all you do is repeat [[liberal deceit]]s</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>because all you do is repeat [[liberal deceit]]s</option> | + | --><option weight=1>because all you do is repeat anti-American lies</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>because all you do is repeat anti-American lies</option> | + | --><option weight=1>because you're opposed to [[chivalry]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>because you're opposed to [[chivalry]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>because you've expressed support for the [[gay agenda]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>because you've expressed support for the [[gay agenda]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>because of your childish insistence on [[last wordism]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>because of your childish insistence on [[last wordism]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>because you think faith isn't an uniquely Christian concept</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>because you think faith isn't an uniquely Christian concept</option> | + | --><option weight=1>because your reply is full of [[Andrew Schlafly#Problems with grammar and spelling|spleling errors]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>because your reply is full of [[Andrew Schlafly#Problems with grammar and spelling|spleling errors]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>because you deny that the Triangle Trade is a liberal myth</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>because you deny that the Triangle Trade is a liberal myth</option> | + | --><option weight=1>with 95% certainty what your positions are on [[classroom prayer]] and [[evolution]]. The 95% confidence level is all that science requires. I know your positions with greater certainty than I know what the weather will be like tomorrow</option></choose>. You even deny <!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>with 95% certainty what your positions are on [[classroom prayer]] and [[evolution]]. The 95% confidence level is all that science requires. I know your positions with greater certainty than I know what the weather will be like tomorrow</option></choose>. You even deny | ||
| − | <!-- | ||
choice6: something teh assfly likes | choice6: something teh assfly likes | ||
| − | --> | + | --><choose><!-- |
| − | <choose> | + | --><option weight=1>chivalry</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>chivalry</option> | + | --><option weight=1>childbirth</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>childbirth</option> | + | --><option weight=1>[[homeschooling]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>[[homeschooling]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>the [[Bush]] doctrine</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>the [[Bush]] doctrine</option> | + | --><option weight=1>winning in [[Iraq]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>winning in [[Iraq]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>[[religion]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>[[religion]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>[[prayer]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>[[prayer]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>[[Conservapedia]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>[[Conservapedia]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>[[capital punishment]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>[[capital punishment]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>[[God]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>[[God]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>[[church|going to church]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>[[church|going to church]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>[[conservative|being conservative]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>[[conservative|being conservative]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>[[creationism]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>[[creationism]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>[[intelligent design]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>[[intelligent design]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>[[Abstinence programs|abstinence]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>[[Abstinence programs|abstinence]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>teaching phonetics</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>teaching phonetics</option> | + | --><option weight=1>capitalizing Hell</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>capitalizing Hell</option> | + | --><option weight=1>preaching about Hell</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>preaching about Hell</option> | + | --><option weight=1>a larger tax cut for the wealthy</option></choose> prevents <!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>a larger tax cut for the wealthy</option></choose> prevents | ||
| − | <!-- | ||
choice7: something bad | choice7: something bad | ||
| − | --> | + | --><choose><!-- |
| − | <choose> | + | --><option weight=1>[[Schlafly, breast cancer and abortion|breast cancer]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>[[Schlafly, breast cancer and abortion|breast cancer]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>insanity</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>insanity</option> | + | --><option weight=1>crime</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>crime</option> | + | --><option weight=1>[[cp:Hollywood Values|Hollywood values]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>[[cp:Hollywood Values|Hollywood values]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>pregnancy</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>pregnancy</option> | + | --><option weight=1>[[murder]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>[[murder]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>sexually transmitted diseases</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>sexually transmitted diseases</option> | + | --><option weight=1>moral decay</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>moral decay</option> | + | --><option weight=1>[[homosexuality]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>[[homosexuality]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>rape</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>rape</option> | + | --><option weight=1>[[drug abuse]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>[[drug abuse]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>[[racism]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>[[racism]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>[[incest]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>[[incest]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>depression</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>depression</option> | + | --><option weight=1>school shootings</option></choose>. I looked at your contributions <!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>school shootings</option></choose>. I looked at your contributions | ||
| − | <!-- | ||
choice8: characterization of user's contributions | choice8: characterization of user's contributions | ||
| − | --> | + | --><choose><!-- |
| − | <choose> | + | --><option weight=1>and found a serious of insertions of the form {{fact}} or more obnoxious banners</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>and found a serious of insertions of the form {{fact}} or more obnoxious banners</option> | + | --><option weight=1>and see you're suffering from evolution syndrome</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>and see you're suffering from evolution syndrome</option> | + | --><option weight=1>and noticed you draw a silly distinction between sheep and goats (which I've reverted)</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>and noticed you draw a silly distinction between sheep and goats (which I've reverted)</option> | + | --><option weight=1>and you're "sources" are [[Andrew Schlafly#Lack of emphasis on grammar and spelling|ungrammatical]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>and you're "sources" are [[Andrew Schlafly#Lack of emphasis on grammar and spelling|ungrammatical]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>and you frequently spell "Hell" with a lower case "h"</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>and you frequently spell "Hell" with a lower case "h"</option> | + | --><option weight=1>and your use of "BCE" and "CE" denies historical basis</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>and your use of "BCE" and "CE" denies historical basis</option> | + | --><option weight=1>over the past two months and they have been mostly talk with almost no substance</option></choose>, so it's obvious to me you're<!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>over the past two months and they have been mostly talk with almost no substance</option></choose>, so it's obvious to me you're | ||
| − | <!-- | ||
choice9: unflattering characterization of the user | choice9: unflattering characterization of the user | ||
| − | --> | + | --><choose><!-- |
| − | <choose> | + | --><option weight=1>a supporter of infanticide</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>a supporter of infanticide</option> | + | --><option weight=1>working with [[Richard Lenski|Lenski]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>working with [[Richard Lenski|Lenski]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>an [[Barack Obama|Obama]] supporter</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>an [[Barack Obama|Obama]] supporter</option> | + | --><option weight=1>working with [[PZ Myers]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>working with [[PZ Myers]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>against [[Conservapedia]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>against [[Conservapedia]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>being taken in by [[liberal]] lies</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>being taken in by [[liberal]] lies</option> | + | --><option weight=1>not [[conservative]] enough for us</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>not [[conservative]] enough for us</option> | + | --><option weight=1>a victim of [[cp:Professor values|Professor values]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>a victim of [[cp:Professor values|Professor values]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>favoring immorality</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>favoring immorality</option> | + | --><option weight=1>not a church goer</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>not a church goer</option> | + | --><option weight=1>a product of the [[public school]] system</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>a product of the [[public school]] system</option> | + | --><option weight=1>lacking a [[largely defensive weapon of gun]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>lacking a [[largely defensive weapon of gun]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>wrong</option></choose>. Why don't you just admit it? As I've said before, <!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>wrong</option></choose>. Why don't you just admit it? As I've said before, | ||
| − | <!-- | ||
choice10: one of teh assfly's favourite assertions | choice10: one of teh assfly's favourite assertions | ||
| − | --> | + | --><choose><!-- |
| − | <choose> | + | --><option weight=1>crudeness, vulgarity, mockery, sarcasm and parody aren't humor.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>crudeness, vulgarity, mockery, sarcasm and parody aren't humor.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>humor did not exist prior to Christianity.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>humor did not exist prior to Christianity.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>chivalry is about far more than physical strength.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>chivalry is about far more than physical strength.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>radar is a conservative concept.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>radar is a conservative concept.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>animals don't dress themselves. They really don't.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>animals don't dress themselves. They really don't.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>autumn foliage ''is'' beautiful, and it disproves evolution.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>autumn foliage ''is'' beautiful, and it disproves evolution.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>Conservapedia has long observed that girls are injured in sports at much higher rates than boys.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>Conservapedia has long observed that girls are injured in sports at much higher rates than boys.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>we're not a forum or a blog.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>we're not a forum or a blog.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>this is not another waste-of-time blog, and it's not going to become one.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>this is not another waste-of-time blog, and it's not going to become one.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>we're here to teach and to learn.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>we're here to teach and to learn.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>[[abortion]] causes breast cancer.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>[[abortion]] causes breast cancer.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>[[liberal]]ism causes insanity.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>[[liberal]]ism causes insanity.</option> | + | --><option weight=1><s>[[RationalWiki]]</s> causes insanity.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1><s>[[RationalWiki]]</s> causes insanity.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>school [[prayer]] is necessary for education.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>school [[prayer]] is necessary for education.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>we're not a forum or a blog.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>we're not a forum or a blog.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>we're here to learn, not operate a day care center for the easily amused and morally confused.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>we're here to learn, not operate a day care center for the easily amused and morally confused.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>you need to write a book, fast, before you read any more.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>you need to write a book, fast, before you read any more.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>you have free will to deny logic.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>you have free will to deny logic.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>I respect person's own talk pages.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>I respect person's own talk pages.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>one additional beauty of the truth is that it remains true no matter how much some deny it.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>one additional beauty of the truth is that it remains true no matter how much some deny it.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>this is a quality site.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>this is a quality site.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>your rant is misplaced.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>your rant is misplaced.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>a falsehood is still a falsehood.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>a falsehood is still a falsehood.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>you've been deluded by the liberal media.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>you've been deluded by the liberal media.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>provide me with federal funding as [[Richard Lenski|Lenski]] and other liberal professors received, and I'll write a paper for you.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>provide me with federal funding as [[Richard Lenski|Lenski]] and other liberal professors received, and I'll write a paper for you.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>those who want bilingual education can get it from public school, and unfortunately suffer because of it.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>those who want bilingual education can get it from public school, and unfortunately suffer because of it.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>dancing is a popular form of celebration and partying by all ethnicities</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>dancing is a popular form of celebration and partying by all ethnicities</option> | + | --><option weight=1>you might as well deny that 2+2=4.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>you might as well deny that 2+2=4.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>deny this and lose credibility.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>deny this and lose credibility.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>most people find it intrinsically uncomfortable competing with someone of the opposite gender.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>most people find it intrinsically uncomfortable competing with someone of the opposite gender.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>opposition to chivalry breeds a lack of respect and a disdain for hard work.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>opposition to chivalry breeds a lack of respect and a disdain for hard work.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>show me a group of five people, one of whom craves attention, and I'll show you a liberal.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>show me a group of five people, one of whom craves attention, and I'll show you a liberal.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>leftists hate [[Augusto Pinochet|Pinochet]] for defeating them.</option></choose> In conclusion: <!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>leftists hate [[Augusto Pinochet|Pinochet]] for defeating them.</option></choose> In conclusion: | ||
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| − | <choose> | + | --><option weight=1>study the Bible [[Conservapedia:Commandments broken by Andrew Schlafly|and follow its commandments]].</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>study the Bible [[Conservapedia:Commandments broken by Andrew Schlafly|and follow its commandments]].</option> | + | --><option weight=1>it was ignorant lying because it is so plainly absurd.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>it was ignorant lying because it is so plainly absurd.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>you said, "In the name of God." Perhaps you meant "[[Allah]]"?</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>you said, "In the name of God." Perhaps you meant "[[Allah]]"?</option> | + | --><option weight=1>you're trespassing; don't return.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>you're trespassing; don't return.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>go back to [[Wikipedia]].</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>go back to [[Wikipedia]].</option> | + | --><option weight=1>I have to run an errand but want to you everyone know that it's only productive to discuss something with somebody who has an open mind.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>I have to run an errand but want to you everyone know that it's only productive to discuss something with somebody who has an open mind.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>only a Muslim would pronounce Pakistan that way.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>only a Muslim would pronounce Pakistan that way.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>you should apologize for the damage that you tried to cause to this website.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>you should apologize for the damage that you tried to cause to this website.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>stop wasting my time with endless, [[Conservapedia:non-substantive|non-substantive]] questions when the [[burden of proof]] is on you.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>stop wasting my time with endless, [[Conservapedia:non-substantive|non-substantive]] questions when the [[burden of proof]] is on you.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>the [[Conservapedia:FBI Incident|FBI]] would be happy to do something about you.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>the [[Conservapedia:FBI Incident|FBI]] would be happy to do something about you.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>don't you see how sometime can estimate when the truth when someone else conceals it?</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>don't you see how sometime can estimate when the truth when someone else conceals it?</option> | + | --><option weight=1>do you think that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>do you think that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?</option> | + | --><option weight=1>you are violating the [[Conservapedia:90/10 Rule|90/10 rule]], and are in danger of [[Conservapedia#Banning users|being banned]].</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>you are violating the [[Conservapedia:90/10 Rule|90/10 rule]], and are in danger of [[Conservapedia#Banning users|being banned]].</option> | + | --><option weight=1>read your [[bible]] and [[pray]]!</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>read your [[bible]] and [[pray]]!</option> | + | --><option weight=1>your misspelt [[Conservapedia:Parthian shot|parting shot]] (which really should be ''Parthian shot'') tells me all I need to know about your views.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>your misspelt [[Conservapedia:Parthian shot|parting shot]] (which really should be ''Parthian shot'') tells me all I need to know about your views.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>you can join other liberals in losing credibility by refusing to admit that liberals deify government officials.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>you can join other liberals in losing credibility by refusing to admit that liberals deify government officials.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>maybe you should plan a career as a public school teacher.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>maybe you should plan a career as a public school teacher.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>don't read a book to learn, but write a book to learn.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>don't read a book to learn, but write a book to learn.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>come back when you can learn out to spell "superior".</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>come back when you can learn out to spell "superior".</option> | + | --><option weight=1>are you credentialed in this field? If so, then state your credentials. If not, then forget about it here. Unlike Wikipedia, credential bullying is not allowed here.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>are you credentialed in this field? If so, then state your credentials. If not, then forget about it here. Unlike Wikipedia, credential bullying is not allowed here.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>everyone has a free will to deny the truth, so please suit yourself.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>everyone has a free will to deny the truth, so please suit yourself.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>if you don't like it, you can put up or leave.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>if you don't like it, you can put up or leave.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>one more disagreement and your account will be blocked.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>one more disagreement and your account will be blocked.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>your insulting name is getting tiresome. Request a change to your real first name and last initial or your account will be blocked, and you can push your liberal POV on Wikipedia instead.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>your insulting name is getting tiresome. Request a change to your real first name and last initial or your account will be blocked, and you can push your liberal POV on Wikipedia instead.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>many other sites offer game-playing, ranting, bickering, and blogging opportunities.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>many other sites offer game-playing, ranting, bickering, and blogging opportunities.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>every minute I spend on nonsense here is a minute taken away from learning and teaching, and many other top editors here feel likewise.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>every minute I spend on nonsense here is a minute taken away from learning and teaching, and many other top editors here feel likewise.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>read my posting below and contribute to this encyclopedia, or go rant somewhere else. Your account will be blocked if you simply continue to rant here.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>read my posting below and contribute to this encyclopedia, or go rant somewhere else. Your account will be blocked if you simply continue to rant here.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>try to open your mind in the future.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>try to open your mind in the future.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>the truth shall set you free.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>the truth shall set you free.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>contribute first, then talk, as I'm going to do now.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>contribute first, then talk, as I'm going to do now.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>go back to watching Comedy Central with the other public schoolers.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>go back to watching Comedy Central with the other public schoolers.</option> | + | --><option weight=200>atheists don't have the real God and this helps fill your vacuum.</option></choose><!-- |
| − | <option weight=200>atheists don't have the real God and this helps fill your vacuum.</option></choose> | ||
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| − | <choose> | + | --><option weight=200>[[Godspeed]].</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=200>[[Godspeed]].</option> | + | --><option weight=200>Thanks and [[Godspeed]].</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=200>Thanks and [[Godspeed]].</option> | + | --><option weight=190>Honor and worship!</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=190>Honor and worship!</option> | + | --><option weight=200>[[Godspeed]] in your efforts to find someone else to debate you.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=200>[[Godspeed]] in your efforts to find someone else to debate you.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>Fuck you.</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>Fuck you.</option> | + | --><option weight=1>Set thrusters to [[Godspeed]]!</option></choose>--<!-- |
| − | <option weight=1>Set thrusters to [[Godspeed]]!</option></choose>-- | + | --><choose><!-- |
| − | <choose> | + | --><option weight=200>[[Andrew Schlafly|Andy Schlafly]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=200>[[Andrew Schlafly|Andy Schlafly]]</option> | + | --><option weight=200>[[Andrew Schlafly|Aschlafly]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=200>[[Andrew Schlafly|Aschlafly]]</option> | + | --><option weight=200>[[Andrew Schlafly|aschlafly]]</option><!-- |
| − | <option weight=200>[[Andrew Schlafly|aschlafly]]</option> | + | --><option weight=1>[[Andrew Schlafly|teh assfly]]</option></choose> {{now}}<noinclude> |
| − | <option weight=1>[[Andrew Schlafly|teh assfly]]</option></choose> {{now}}<noinclude> | ||
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