User talk:Thor's Mighty Phallus

"Thor's Mighty Phallus" (obviously your parents were atheists to give you such a pagan name so you're probably obese), do you have trouble with the concept of "correlation" also? I wasted time with your unsubstantial additions and I haven't seen a single insight from you yet, so anyone with an open mind can see that you're not an American. You also refuse to accept that winning in Iraq deters atheism. You can whine all you want, but an intelligent designer is not constrained by an idiotic straight jacket of consistency. Try taking our open-mindedness test. You might break the record for the lowest score. It's not productive for me to discuss your other political positions when you seem unwilling yourself to state them.--Andy Schlafly 15:05, 27 April 2024 (UTC)

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Hi. Welcome to the internet's most popular search engine. The Goonie Punk ^{Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!} 22:38, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

Thank you, mortal. --Thor's Mighty Phallus (talk) 23:05, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

What? But I thought Thor was compensating for a small phallus with his gigantic hammer? Your phallus is non-canon! : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:00, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Tis nought but Christian propaganda. All the Norse gods were well hung, except for Loki, and we don't like to talk about him. --Thor's Mighty Phallus (talk) 00:06, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Even the female gods? O_O *Takes a whole new perspective on Norse mythology* Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:22, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Freyja will kill me for this, but she's packing under that dress. --Thor's Mighty Phallus (talk) 10:25, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

A religion with well-equipped goddesses is the only kind I would consider joining. MutPeaBut ^{aural sex} 16:52, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

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I made you a Meisop. You may now block Meis. There is a Sysop guide if you want it. -- =w= 23:48, 26 January 2010 (UTC)