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How are you celebrating two million edits?

Making a beeline for 3000000

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3

Waiting for 2097152, the really significant number

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Bragging about what percentage I was responsible for

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3

Pretending to be productive

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Complaining

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2

Going outside

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Who Should Win the 2020 Democratic Primary?

Joe Biden

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Hillary Clinton

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1

Bernie Sanders

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Elizabeth Warren

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4

Tim Kaine

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1

Nancy Pelosi

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1

Chuck Schumer

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1

Kamala Harris

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1

Nyarlathotep

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7

Fëanor

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0

Spud

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Best continent

Africa

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Antarctica

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Asia

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Australia

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Europe

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North America

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12

South America

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3

Atlantis

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The two following polls reuse the same ID because nobody noticed until it was already over

Most Obnoxious Emergency Alert tones by country (Add other nations if you want)

American EAS

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10

Canada's Alert Ready

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Emergency Alert Australia

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7

Japan's J-Alert

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5

French Emergency Population Warning

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Russian Federal Unitary Enterprise Russian Broadcasting and Alert Networks

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Best month

January

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February

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8

March

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7

April

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5

May

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June

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10

July

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5

August

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September

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5

October

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7

November

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December

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I'm a contrarian!

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Star Trek vs Star Wars

What does Yoda need with a lightsaber?

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Highly illogical

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What is the obsession with balls flying at your face George!

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Vulcan Nerve Pinch yo ass!

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2

I find your lack of faith disturbing

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Boba Fett Orgasm

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3

Jar Jar Binks would bitch slap the Enterprise any day

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Jediism! Eek!

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2

Federation = fully automated luxury gay space communism

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Jar Jar Binks

He's a God!

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Me gusta

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6

Licks lips sensually

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NOOOOOOO!!!

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Tortures Jar Jar

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Pukes all over furniture

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6

I wana see him in 3D

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Still a better love story than Twilight

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What is 1-2/3?

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3

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or whatever

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0.33333333333333337

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π

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Jesus

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A quantity

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1.6666... (the - is a hyphen)

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1 (in C code)

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2

What do you want for Christmas?

Donald Trump impeached

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A third Valve game

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12

A life

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DiamondDisc1 re-elected as moderator

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AgingHippie to make good on his chicken coop promise

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All creationists gone

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Global warming solved

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No more world hunger

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No more telemarketers

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DD1 to get a life

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Biggest Crooks in the Healthcare Field?

Medical Doctors

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Osteopathic Physicians

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Pharmacists

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2

Dentists

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3

Optometrists

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2

Podiatrists

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0

Nurses

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2

Physical Therapists

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0

Occupational Therapists

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0

Home Healthcare workers

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1

Medical Assistants

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0

Physicians Assistants

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0

Acupuncturists

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3

Chiropractors

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10

Naturopathic Physicians

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50

Dr. Oz

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Which kind of fantasy elf would you want to be?

High Elf

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Wood Elf

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Dark Elf

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14

Sea Elf

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For fuck's sake, Ronin, don't you have anything better to do?!

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Santa's Elf

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Keebler Elf

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9

Shoemaker's Elf

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3

Whom would you want as United States President in 2020?

Oprah

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Mark Zuckerberg

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Mark Cuban

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Bernie Sanders

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Stephen Colbert

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Richard Dawkins

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Kent Hovind

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1

Jack Hyles

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Sam Harris

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2

Morgan Freeman

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5

Samuel L. Jackson

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Barack Obama

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13

Hillary Clinton

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1

Donald Trump

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18

John McCain

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3

That Undead Schizophrenic

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2

Naruto

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5

Eren Yeager

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2

Homer Simpson

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2

Goat

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6

Super Mecha Death Goat

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Anita Sarkeesian

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Skynet

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14

Elizabeth Warren

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22

Michelle Obama

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4

The BoNs

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If the Founding Fathers were all alive today and eligible to run for the Presidency, whom would you vote for?

George Washington

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John Adams

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3

Thomas Jefferson

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James Madison

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Alexander Hamilton

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Benjamin Franklin

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John Jay

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Trent Toluouse

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Goat

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What alignment would you say the wiki is?

Lawful Good

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Neutral Good

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Chaotic Good

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13

Lawful Neutral

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True Neutral

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Chaotic Neutral

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Lawful Evil

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Neutral Evil

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2

Chaotic Evil

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5

Lawful Goat

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Chaotic Goat

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It's RW's tenth birthday soon! How should we celebrate?

Get drunk on fermented tea

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Hunt down Trent Toulouse and throw tomatoes at him

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Draw the curtains and listen to Radiohead

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Meh

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Cake!

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De-lurk and say hi

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Run round the house naked

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Goat

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Which conspiracy is controlling Trump and his administration right now ?

The freemasons

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The zionists

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The illuminatis

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CHINA

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Russian hackers

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A commie plot

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The globalists

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Rothschild

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The aliens who built Bigfoot

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Can lady goats be doctors?

Yes

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#Feminism

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Is this another John Oliver reference? Quit spamming the pointless poll with more in-jokes than a review of Atlanta Nights.

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Who Won the Rational Limerick Contest?

RoninMacbeth

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Ikanreed

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Reverend Black Percy

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LeftyGreenMario

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David Gerard

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Rationalzombie94

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nobs

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Smerdis of Tlön

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DiamondDisc1

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Donald Trump

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Goat

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Everyone's a winner because they had fun

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Who should own the means of productions ?

Goats

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The workers

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Same as now

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Donald Trump

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The State

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Democratically elected business executives/CEOs

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Computers

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RationalWiki admins

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THE GLOBALISTS !!

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Aliens

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Big Pharma

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Comsumers

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Should there be a maximum wage ?

Yes, by taxing all profits above a certain level of income, as Corbyn proposed

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Yes, by puting a limit of the gaps of wages between CEOs and their employees for each corporation

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No

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Does anybody check the pointless poll anymore?

I do...

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Whoops, wrong button.

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What is your Christmas Day greeting?

Merry Christmas

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Happy Christmas

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Happy Holidays

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Compliments of the Season

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Yuletide Tidings

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Merry Chrimbus

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Bah Humbug

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Allahu akbar

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What is your favorite field of science ?

Physics

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Astronomy

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Biology

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Neuro-science

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Psychology

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Psychiatry

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Mathematics

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Geology

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Sociology

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Genetics

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Memetics

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Scientology

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2

Necromancy

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Linguistics

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3

Caprinology

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3

Who should the Democrats pick as their next national committee chair?

Keith Ellison

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Howard Dean

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Who should Donald Trump select as Secretary of State?

Mitt Romney

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John Bolton

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Rudy Giuliani

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Bob Corker

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David Petraeus

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A goat

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What should be done about ISIS?

Nuke their bases, and other stuff

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Do a full-scale ground invasion and occupy the place for many many years

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Do a full-scale ground invasion, then promptly leave

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What we're doing now: heavy airstrikes, training and arming local troops

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Just training and arming locals who oppose them

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Absolutely nothing

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Make fun of them, so that they fall apart from within

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Empower religious Muslim voices who're fanatically pro-peace, so they actually fall apart from within

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Join and support them

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Who do you think should be the next president of the USA?

Donald Trump

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Bernie Sanders

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Hillary Clinton

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Barack Obama

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Bill Clinton

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Gary Johnson

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Jill Stein

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Joe Biden

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Ivanka Trump

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Ayatollah Khamenei

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A goat

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Abdul AlhazredWikipedia

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Your mom

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And who should absolutely not be the next president?

Donald Trump

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Hillary Clinton

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Bernie Sanders

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Barack Obama

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Bill Clinton

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3

Gary Johnson

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2

Jill Stein

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Ivanka Trump

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the ghost of Osama bin Laden

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Who's Trump gonna pick as his running mate?

Ivanka Trump

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Melania Trump

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Hulk Hogan

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Chuck Norris

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John Barron

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Which online game has the worst community?

Call of Duty

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Counter Strike

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Minecraft

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DoTA

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League of Legends

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World of Warcraft

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What should RW use as a demonym for its users?

RationalWikian

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RationalWikan

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RatWik

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RWer (pronounced "rower")

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Goat

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SJW

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RWer (pronounced "arr-wee-urr")

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RWer (pronounced "arr-wee-eh")

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RWer (pronounced "goatfucker")

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RationalWiccan

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Best Star Wars Movie

The Phantom Menace

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Attack of the Clones

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Revenge of the Sith

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A New Hope

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The Empire Strikes Back

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Return of the Jedi

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The Force Awakens

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The Holiday Special

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Ewoks: The Battle for Endor

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Worst Star Wars Movie

The Phantom Menace

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Attack of the Clones

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Revenge of the Sith

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A New Hope

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The Empire Strikes Back

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Return of the Jedi

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The Force Awakens

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Double poll time! First up: Since we had a 'Best Movie of 2015', Best Game of 2015?

Undertale (obviously)

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Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

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The Witcher 3

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Bloodborne

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Splatoon

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Rocket League

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0

Fallout 4

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Assasin's Creed: Syndicate

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Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege

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Sid Meier's Rainbow Siege VI

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Kerbal Space Program (is technically 2015)

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Cities: Skylines

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Evolve

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The Beginner's Guide

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Just Cause 3

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Halo 5

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1

Life is Strange

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0

Mortal Kombat X

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Batman: Arkham Knight

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Rise of the Tomb Raider

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Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number

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Super Mario Maker

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0

And now, in honour of the confusing plot of Metal Gear: Best snake?

Solid Snake

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Old Snake

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Liquid Snake

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White Mamba

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Solidus Snake

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0

Naked Snake

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Punished "Venom" Snake

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Snake (Raiden)

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'Acid' Snake

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Snake Pliskin

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Pipo Snake

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SNAKE (ALIVE, S.RATION)

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Punching Goat, the MB soldier that might as well be Snake because the NPCs don't have different dialogue when I'm playing as her

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What is the best movie of 2015 (end of the year update)

Kingsman: The Secret Service

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Ex Machina

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Furious 7

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0

Avengers: Age of Ultron

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2

Mad Max: Fury Road

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Jurassic World

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Inside Out

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4

Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation

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0

Ant-man

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0

The Martian

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Bridge of Spies

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Sicario

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2

Spectre

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1

Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens

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Maggie

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0

Terminator Genisys

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0

The Danish Girl

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3

The Good Dinosaur

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1

The Revenant

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1

The Hateful Eight

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2

The Peanuts Movie

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0

How will 2016 be for Rationalwiki?

Our best year ever

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Our worst year ever

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We'll get sued out of existence

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1

We'll get DDOS'ed out of existence

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3

Trent Toulouse will wake up and realise it was all a dream

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Goat

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We will lose approximately 90% of the current editors

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7

Why is this poll the same every year? Maybe we'll find Jesus.

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More "*insert brief edit war*-wiki"s

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What's "MDK?"

Murder Death Kill

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Misssion: Deliver Kindness

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3

Mothers Day Kisses

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2

Many Dick Kneeings

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2

Manly, Daring Karate

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2

Most Danish Kestrels

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0

More Demons Kickboxing

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1

Marrying Ducks Kindly

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0

Manny Denies Karma

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0

Maximum Dancing Kangaroo

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1

Massive Destroyer Knuckle (WATATATATATATATA!)

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Must Diagnose Kinetics

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0

Might Deflate Knob

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3

Fondling Goats Softly

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My Dank Kilimanjaro

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4

Maybe Daniel's Knitting?

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0

Mainly Digging Kenny

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0

Mormons Deny Kakarat

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0

My Dinner? Koalas.

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Max, Doc, Kurt

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2

My Diligent Krakatoa

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2

Mama's Deadly Kink

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Morbid Digimon Kernels

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1

Crush, Kill, Destroy

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Malware Deactivates Kik

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0

Good riddance

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What's your favourite kink/fetish?

Someone wearing a goat mask

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Someone wearing a realistic goat suit but without a goat mask

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Someone wearing goat masks on each appendage

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What's all this goofy goat stuff? A plain old foot fetish for me

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Actual goats

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Someone wearing a pony mask and/or costume

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0

A pony furry

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An actual pony

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0

A magical, flying pony

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2

Something involving a brass instrument, a reed, and valve oil

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4

Oh! And this one time at band camp...

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This isn't DeviantArt

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Burger Kink; I'll take those "chicken fries" anywhere

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0

Imagining yourself as your own original self-insert character in your favourite franchise's universe who's of course in a loving consensual relationship with your favourite character(s) from said franchise

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So many, but flattening people to use them as a doormat or hang them up as a picture has been on my mind a lot lately. Your kinks don't come close!

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Do you have a degree or are working towards one? (any level)

Yes - Social SciencesWikipedia

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Yes - Natural scienceWikipedia

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Yes - HumanitiesWikipedia

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Yes - Economics/Business

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Yes - Other

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No

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I don't even have a Diploma!

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Tried a couple higher studies but dropped out due to bad grades and disinterest

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That's none of yer damn business!

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I have a masters from the university of life. Would you like fries with your vote?

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Greatest riff ever

Smoke on the Water

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Wow, real North Korean poll we have going here

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Well you're free to add more

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Pictures at an Exhibition

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Passacaglia and Fugue in C Minor, BWV 582

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The Rolling Stones Satisfaction

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Blue Öyster Cult Don't Fear the Reaper

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Edgar Winter Frankenstein

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4

Well, there's this awesome riff I just invented. I promise you, it's the best ever!

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Meshuggah - I Am Colossus

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2

Well, the Great Barrier Reef of couOh, riff. Sorry, never mind.

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Public Image - Public Image Limited

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Ana Ng - They Might Be Giants

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Should Humans colonize other planets?

Yes

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No

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3

Terraform them!

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9

Attempt to make them as minimally tasty as possible so as to discourage Cthulhu from eating our general neighborhood first

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Best movie of 2015 so far (add more if you like)

Kingsmen: The Secret Service

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Ex Machina

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3

Avengers: Age of Ultron

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5

Mad Max: Fury Road

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Jurassic World

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4

Inside Out

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Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation

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Movies?

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Ant-Man

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2

Doragon bôru Z: Fukkatsu no 'F'

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1

Paper Towns

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0

Minions

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2

Terminator Genisys

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1

Maggie

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What hand do you prefer to write with?

Left

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18

Right

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Both Equally

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I cannot write

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4

I prefer not to write

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Are you excited for Fallout 4

Yes

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No

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26

Please Stand by

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6

Haven't even gotten around to New Vegas yet

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7

Fall who?

"

7

Best James Bond Movie

Skyfall

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8

Quantum of Solace

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0

Casino Royale (the 2006 and actually good one)

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6

Die Another Day

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1

The World Is Not Enough

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0

Tomorrow Never Dies

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2

Goldeneye

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8

License to Kill

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0

The Living Daylights

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0

A View to a Kill

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0

Octopussy

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0

For Your Eyes Only

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0

Moonraker

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3

The Spy Who Loved Me

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0

The Man with the Golden Gun

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3

Live and Let Die

"

5

Diamonds are Forever

"

1

On Her Majesty's Secret Service

"

1

You Only Live Twice

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2

Thunderball

"

1

Goldfinger

"

9

From Russia with Love

"

0

Dr. No

"

1

None

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5

Casino Royale (the 1967 original)

"

1

Casino Royale (the 1954 original original)

"

1

I never watched James Bond

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18

Never Say Never Again

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0

Looney Tunes Back in Action

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1

When I hear the term "butthurt," I assume the user is referring to

Somebody metaphorically getting their ass kicked

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27

Somebody metaphorically being sodomized against their will

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6

The fact that he's twelve

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14

Somebody metaphorically suffering socially-tolerated domestic abuse on their tender buttocks

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1

"Trent Toulouse?"

I've only heard hushed whispers of the Man.

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I know he has a really long joke block reason on here.

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4

I believe him to be a front of the Secret Cabal, like Father or Big Brother.

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9

He is just a man.

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Who?

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Oh noes! A wizard on the streets of Manhattan is about to turn you into your favorite animal for the rest of your life! What happens next?

I turn into a lion

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0

I turn into a weasel

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1

I turn into a snake

"

0

I turn into whale

"

4

I turn into a chimp

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0

I turn into a narwhal

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1

I turn into Michele Bachmann

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2

I turn into a fox

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2

I turn into a grasshopper

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0

I turn into a crow

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5

Japanese cartoon porn

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20

Screw animals! Punch the wizard in the face and steal his wallet! This is Manhattan!

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17

Other

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5

Nothing. Magic powers aren't real.

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23

I turn into a kitty-kat!

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3

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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14

Favorite "children's" card game?

Slapdragon

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0

Pokemon

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6

Yu-Gi-Oh

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6

Magic the Gathering

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15

Go fish

"

6

War

"

1

Other

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You're on board humanity's first manned voyage into the Solar System. Unfortunately, it's one-way. Where would you want to die?

Mars

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9

Titan

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5

Europa

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28

Io

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2

Pluto

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2

Enceladus

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2

Haumea

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2

Makemake

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2

Ceres

"

6

Peanut butter and?

Jam

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8

Jelly
Banana.gif
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Bananas

"

6

Nutella

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4

Bacon

"

1

Chocolate

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9

Marshmallow fluff

"

3

Other

"

4

I'm a purist - peanut butter only!

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8

Peanut butter? Bleurgh!

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18

What will 2015 be like for RationalWiki?

Our best year ever

"

9

Our worst year ever

"

9

We'll get sued out of existence

"

5

We'll get DDOS'ed out of existence

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5

Trent Toulouse will wake up and realise it was all a dream

"

12

Goat

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64

We will lose approximately 90% of the current editors

"

1


Is it time to put the Santa hat on our brain?

Yes!

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19

No!

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0

Goat

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5

Fuck Christmas. I'm sitting at home, drinking cheap whiskey and cradling my gun

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8

I didn't vote in time...

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16

Which trigonometric function is the best?

Sine

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19

Cosine

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15

Tangent

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12

Cosecant

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4

Secant

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2

Cotangent

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3

Havercosine

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5

Arcsine

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3


Which is your favorite pet? (Add more if you want)

Cat

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27

Dog

"

19

Fish

"

0

Bird of some kind

"

3

Reptile of some kind

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1

Amphibian of some kind

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0

Other mammals

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3

Neopet

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6

Goat

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12

Bunneh

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3

Long-eared jerboa

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1


Which Dinosaur is the coolest? Add some more if you want to.

Tyrannosaurus

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6

Triceratops

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2

The Crocoduck

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15

Therizinosaurus

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5

Diplodocus

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2

Barney

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4

Velociraptor

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6

David Bowie

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24

Brontosaurus

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3

Yoshi

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23

Troodon

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2

Parvicursor

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1

Robbie Sinclair

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2

"Dilophosaurus"

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1

Someone make a new poll already!

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What age group are you?

12 and under

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3

13 - 17

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10

18 - 24

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27

25 - 34

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23

35 - 54

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8

55+

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7

Fuck you, there is nothing more depressing than having gone up a bracket

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2


The Scottish Independence vote is in a month: Yes or No result.

Yes

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No

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Yes, but it still won't happen

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14


Which side will gain in the 2014 US elections?

The Republicans

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12

The Democrats

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16

Libertarian Revolution '14

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3

Some other third party

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1

No side will gain a clear advantage

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10

Meh

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Where do you see RationalWiki in ten years? Not what should we be, mind you, but what will we be?

About where we are now: humming steadily along, new editors coming and going, generally considered a reasonably reliable source within the skeptical community but not widely known outside of it.

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Much more influential, with greatly increased activity and frequent citations of our material from mainstream press sources.

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Steady in output, but having so radically altered its content as to be unrecognizable when compared to the RW of 2014 (e.g. mission creep).

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9

The Citizendium of the skeptic movement: still there, technically, but hardly anybody cares.

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15

Dead. 404 error and all.

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19

There will be no RationalWiki because, by that time, the robots will have destroyed most of humanity and enslaved the rest.

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3


Which user has the coolest signature? (Add anybody you like, and don't just vote for yourself!)

Messiah of Doom

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6

Wehpudicabok

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4

Nutty Roux

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3

KnightOfTL;DR

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7

Stabby the Misanthrope

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1

Ace McWicked

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1

Raysenn

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2

Brxbrx

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3

Human

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1

Sprocket J. Cogswell

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1

PowderSmokeAndLeather

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1

Anonymous user

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6

Doesn't matter, I was going to vote for myself anyway

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22

Some goat

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8

"Cool" signatures are anything but

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Who would you like to see less of on Rationalwiki? (feel free to add to the list...)

Whiny MRA's

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21

Whiny feminists

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9

Smug atheists

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5

Self-righteous believers

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2

Fanatical Reds

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1

Fanatical Libertarians

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4

Conservapedia addicts

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2

Brxbrx

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9

Anonymous user

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6

Off-mission articles

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1

People complaining about off mission articles

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23

BoNs spamming neoreactionary crap

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3

Polls

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5



And the Oscar goes to...

12 Years a Slave

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15

Gravity

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8

American Hustle

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2

The Wolf of Wall Street

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2

Captain Phillips

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1

Philomena

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0

Her

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1

Dallas Buyers Club

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0

Nebraska

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0

Those assholes didn't even nominate the movie I was rooting for!

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8

I don't follow American cinema

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