Maryland
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Maryland, in spite of its name, is not especially full of, or friendly to, Marys, nor is it a land, (although there is land there). It is a state, and not even a very big state at that. It is one of the United States, not that that is implicit in the name either. All in all it's a rather confusingly named place. It does, however, have a coin.
[edit] Recreational opportunities
The city of Baltimore has been the setting for a number of uber-gritty crime dramas, most notably Homicide: Life On The Street and The Wire. Visiting certain locations in town will reward you with a free bullet for every order of four crabcakes.
Camp David, Maryland is a super sekrit place located in the National Park Service's Catoctin Mountain Park near Thurmont. Don't bother looking for it on the official National Park map because the map shows it as a big undeveloped area, but it's there. Hint: Mapquest has a good aerial [THIS SECTION DELETED BY THE U.S. DEPT OF HOMELAND SECURITY].
And beware of taking a wrong turn in Catoctin Mountain Park! Because if you do, you will be surrounded by a team of jack-booted government SWAT thugs who will proceed to write you a traffic ticket.
