Michael Steele

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Michael Steele is the Chairman of the RNC.

He is also black, which has caused some speculation among the opposition that he was elected to that position solely on the basis of his race. The fact that these were the same people who had earlier denounced the talk of an "affirmative action President" broke a number of irony meters.

He hates Oreos,[1] and doesn't know squat about Eric the Red.[2]

His master plan is a hip-hop makeover of the party and to reach out to one armed midgets [3]

[edit] Oreos

Five days after a debate in which he no doubt was completely pwned, Steele complained that an Oreo cookie had been thrown at him. He interpreted this as a racial insult. It is worth noting that Oreos had been handed out earlier.

[edit] Footnotes

  1. Wikipedia
  2. We are not warming!
  3. Steele: GOP needs 'hip-hop' makeover
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