Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, pronounced "MA(ch)-mood A(ch)-meh-DIN-eh-jahd," also known as "Mock Me Dad, I'm A Dinner Jacket", is the president of Iran, and a far second in power to Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.[1] He has repeatedly denied the Holocaust, and has called for Israel to be "wiped off the map". Despite this, he knocked Iran's nuclear weapons program in 2003.

He could well be considered the Islamic equivalent of Bush, as he too has a fanatical obsession with Armageddon. He eagerly awaits the return of the Imam Mahdi, essentially the Islamic equivalent of the messiah, going so far as to spend $17 million of government money on a mosque[2]. There are parallels between Ahmadinejad's policies and Bush's support for faith based outreaches, as well as Bush's belief in the imminent return of a Certain Someone.

He became even more famous in the west for making the bizaire claim that: "In Iran we do don't have homosexuals like in your country. In Iran we do not have this phenomenon."[3]

He tried to molest Iraq but Dick Cheney got there first.

[edit] Footnotes

  1. I.E. he has none.
  2. Charles Krauthammer, "In Iran, Arming for Armageddon", The Washington Times
  3. No Homosexuals in Iran!
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