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The Fun:RationalWiki Predictions page is a simple tool to allow users to make nonsense predictions, in the spirit of our other page with much added snark. Predictions can be about anything as long as it's funny and snarky. Once a prediction is settled, it will be archived as correct or incorrect.
Vote up (green) if you agree with the prediction, down (red) if you disagree, or meh (amber) if you don't care.
When adding predictions, try to present statements in a way that makes them easy to judge as true or false when the excrement hits the rotating blades.
Current bets[edit]
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No evidence will be found of a secret train deep under the Pacific smuggling organs harvested from live birth abortions, in spite of allegations by The Health RangerTM | ikanreed | ❤️14 February❤️ 2019 | ||||||
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HBO will never make an Elric of Melniboné TV series, mostly because it's too busy milking the bloated money cow that is Game of Thrones. | RoninMacbeth | 04:04 12 September 2018 (UTC) | ||||||
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Donald Trump will not run for a third term, despite his yuuuuge ego. | DiamondDisc1 | 02:37, 25 January 2017 (UTC) | ||||||
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There will be a high profile cake throwing attempt against Donald Trump resulting either in ruined makeup or a dirty floor or the arrest (and subsequent execution) of a baker at or near the site of a Trump rally. | Worzelpete | 01:08, 6 December 2016 (UTC) | ||||||
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By the year 2168(2169 at the latest), the English language will have split, not on physical boundaries but ideology, and no one will understand anything said by people they disagree with. | ikanreed | 11 November 2016 | ||||||
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WIGO:CP will be the most edited and most visited page on November 9, 2015. | PacWalker | 18 November 2015 | ||||||
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The British will manipulate plate tectonics to actually physically and geographically cease being a part of Europe | Avengerofthe BoN | 22 August 2015 | ||||||
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The Tea Party will dissolve once they notice they don't actually like tea, because it is evil and European | Avengerofthe BoN | 21 August 2015 | ||||||
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RationalWiki will be retaken from the evil Zionists who never took it over in the first place. | PacWalker | 20 August 2015 | ||||||
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The 2024 Republican primary will have a field of 68, and begin with four "shout-in" debates to cut it down to 64. Your bracket will be ruined by the second round. | PacWalker | 7 May 2015 | ||||||
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Barack Obama will be impeached for bringing terror mastermind Bowe Benghazi to America. | A Real Libertarian | 10 June 2014 | ||||||
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Hillary Clinton will have her grandchild (to-be) subpoenaed for rigging the 2016 presidential election. | Zero | 12 May 2014 |
Results[edit]
| Vote | Proposed Bet | Proposed by | Date of Bet | End of Bet | Result | ||||||
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A Cambodian YouTube beauty care influencer and a Bermudan incel blogger will have an immaculate baby who will teach us how to make sense of what Rob Smith says. | Shabidoo | 25 September 2019 | 29 February 2029 | |||||||
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Keith Olbermann will get a job at the Weather Channel - it will involve neither Baseball nor politics, but he will still find a way to shoehorn both into his rants | Avengerofthe BoN | 26 August 2015 | Sometime in 2017 | Nope, he just retired from TV in general | ||||||
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2015 will be a record year for homeopathic overdoses, multiplying the previous record by a factor of 1 hundred. | ikanreed | 1 May 2015 | 30 Oct 2018 | A few pills accidentally contained things in 2014 and got people sick. | ||||||
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Both Barack Obama and George W Bush will run for a third term in 2016. Obama will run as a Libertarian, and Bush will run with the Green Party. | Meshakhad | 18 March 2015 | January 20, 2017 | Nope | ||||||
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Barack Obama will not run for a third term as President of the United States, despite Republican efforts to defeat him in an election. | Zero | 29 October 2013 | Geez, how did you ever guess? | |||||||
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The promised article / op-ed whatever on RW's Zionist bias will not be published by a major newspaper or Website within the next two weeks | Avengerofthe BoN | 25 August 2015 | Two weeks later | We're still waiting | ||||||
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Almost impossibly, RationalWiki will be accused of having bias in the talk page of articles related to feminism, racism, or libertarianism, at least once by 2050. | Ikanreed | 24 November 2014 | Probably 24 November 2014 | No shit. | ||||||
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User:Osaka Sun will be the most active user for September 2014. | ZooGuard | 22 September 2014 | 17 October 2014 | Right | ||||||
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Ben Carson will secure the Democratic nomination for president. MSNBC will accuse him of engaging in white identity politics. Ron Paul will run against him on the SPUSA ticket. Jim Webb will be the Republican nominee. And no, nobody will know who he is. | PacWalker | 25 August 2015 | 11 November 2016 | Somehow this turned out to be far too optimistic a perspective on this election |