User talk:Hillary Rodham Clinton

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ħψɱ₦ 18:33, 24 May 2008 (EDT)

Thank you. May I take it you are a potential contributor?--Hillary Rodham Clinton 18:42, 24 May 2008 (EDT)

Well, I gave $25 to your husband in 1992, which got me annual holiday cards from Al & his lovely family. If somehow you get the Dem nomination (or are on the ticket for VP) some of my money will pass near your coffers, at the least. ħψɱɐ₦ 19:46, 24 May 2008 (EDT)

HRC? *Here*, on RW? Suspicious, methinks. But anyhoo, sorry Hils old girl, I'm a Brit and you're not left enough for me to send you any money. Toodle-oo, pip-pip, tadaa wack and tally ho :) Spica the Hiver ^{If you tolerate this, then your children will be next...} 18:49, 24 May 2008 (EDT)

If there is some particular policy you'd like me to bring forward then please tell me.--Hillary Rodham Clinton 18:51, 24 May 2008 (EDT)

OK, I'm not 100% convinced you *are* HRC, but hey, I'll bite (and apologies if you really are HRC :D ): universal healthcare paid for by the direct taxation of the working population, free at the point of delivery; a complete ban on private citizens owning weapons in every state of the US; the discrete "disposal" of Andrew Schlafly, the worst advert for America, ever (if the IRA can make people "disappear", I'm sure the FBI/CIA/USSS can, too). That should keep you busy for a while :) Spica the Hiver ^{If you tolerate this, then your children will be next...} 19:04, 24 May 2008 (EDT)

I'd settle for point one (I'd worship you as a god if you got that one done!). Two is physically impractical, and point three would take away so much entertainment! ħψɱ₦ 19:48, 24 May 2008 (EDT)

I promise to work on the helthcare one.--Hillary Rodham Clinton 09:21, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

Some advice

Quit immediately if you value your dignity. Do it now! --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 18:58, 24 May 2008 (EDT)

If she valued her dignity, she'd never have gotten this far. The American political system is designed to systematically cull any candidates who are unable to debase themselves sufficiently. --Gulik

Have Obama assassinated, then eulogise and cry at his funeral. Promise to win the election "for him". Wazza (Not Wazzock, Wazza)^{Approach the Presence} 21:54, 24 May 2008 (EDT)

Which movie was that? ħψɱɐ₦ 23:17, 24 May 2008 (EDT)

I just made that one up off the top of my head. Wazza (Not Wazzock, Wazza)^{Approach the Presence} 06:52, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

Thank you all for taking the time to and being concerned enough to offer advice. I shall, of course, consult with my advisers but it is always useful to the the opinion of the man or woman on the street.--Hillary Rodham Clinton 09:24, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

Stain remover

As a housewife, perhaps you could help me with just a little household tip? I have a dress that needs a small stain removed from it - it's just a little bit of material of organic origin, white/clear in original colour. Oh, the dress is blue, so I don't want the colour to run. Can you advise? DogP 19:14, 24 May 2008 (EDT)

Do you really think that spelling it British in this case fools anyone? ħψɱ₦ 19:48, 24 May 2008 (EDT)

Human: wot, exactly, are you talking about? Spica the Hiver ^{If you tolerate this, then your children will be next...} 19:54, 24 May 2008 (EDT)

The same thing that "DogP", if that is her real name, is talking about. ħψɱɐ₦ 19:58, 24 May 2008 (EDT)

(Human, why did you change your sig to hymen - is it a sign of something , I wonder?   ^Contribs_Talk 20:02, 24 May 2008 (EDT))

Huw: ta for that but HRC's own webstile spells her name with 2 Ls. Susan: big LOLz XD Spica the Hiver ^{If you tolerate this, then your children will be next...} 20:06, 24 May 2008 (EDT)

@Spica, haha, very funny. You know what I mean! @Susan, that's an upsilon, not an ypsilon! Also, how does "ɐ" read as "e"? Oh well.... the same thought occurred to me, but the damn anarchy image made my sig break at line endings... ħψɱɐ₦ 20:10, 24 May 2008 (EDT)

Ta again, Huw - just spotted it (it's been a long, long day). Iechyd da Spica the Hiver ^{If you tolerate this, then your children will be next...} 20:13, 24 May 2008 (EDT)

That post was quite sexist, DogP. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 04:08, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

Uhm...you have heard of irony, haven't you? You'll need plenty of it if you want to properly take the piss out of people. And, in fairness, I think most observers could spot that the person being ridiculed was her husband. Back to the books, Mr. Glow In the Dark Cracker! DogP 05:12, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

Sorry, I missed the Lewinski reference. My bad : } Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 05:18, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

To answer the point I question I would recommend colorfast bleach. It will not only remove the stain but should do a good job of eliminating that pesky residual DNA at the same time.--Hillary Rodham Clinton 09:27, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

So

So... want to hook up sometime, I mean, have dinner? John McCain 02:27, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

Hillary was so hot, back in the day... Hi John McInsane! ħψɱɐ₦ 03:49, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

I take it you want to be my running mate Senator?--Hillary Rodham Clinton 09:28, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

HA! You LOST!

It is with great pleasure that I read the newspaper this morning to find that Obama now has 2,128 delegates, and is therefore the nominee for the Democratic President. I will LIVE to rub that in! I bet the 42 people you killed after Whitewater are smiling in their graves! 64.72.65.130 10:08, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

Don't be so harsh on her, Obama's been the nominee for a very long time. Al Gore 10:10, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

I have it!

You're Anders. Barack Obama 15:10, 15 July 2008 (EDT)

Sorry, but she isn't. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 15:14, 15 July 2008 (EDT)

Sulk. Barack Obama 15:20, 15 July 2008 (EDT)

Why this obsession with individual identities, anyway? Do as I do: Accept that identity is a fluid thing on the Internet and go with the flow. Think of it as a vast, grey mass of interchanging identities, any one of which could potentially be a sock of another, and simply enjoy the great choir of voices. [/poetic] --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 15:26, 15 July 2008 (EDT)

"Fluid identity" is a contradiction in terms. Sulk 15:29, 15 July 2008 (EDT)

No it isn't. The Mob o' Doom 15:33, 15 July 2008 (EDT)