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And you can get anything you want, at Alice's Arthropleura's restaurant. Arthropleura's the bartender (yeah, that's the giant forest-dwelling Carboniferous centipede handing you your drink). You want it, we'll add it. Right now, we don't have a great selection, but it's expanding.

Arthropleura is currently the only waiter, but there is a synthesizer a la Star Trek for those who want something simple.

We ask you to take a seat at one of our tables.

MENU

• User specials:
  • Human brittle
  • Stuffed Arthropleura
  • Weasel steaks
  • Cheese on toast
  • Apple Pi
  • Theory of Pretzels
• Appetizers:
  • Pigs wings
  • Hen's teeth
  • Horse's toes
  • Super Snot
• Sci-fi signatures
  • Deep-fried tribbles
  • Plasma leak soup
• Entrees
  • Human brains
  • Fruitcake
  • Nachoes
• Drinks
  • Vodka
  • Budweiser
  • Scotch
  • A bottle of rum
  • A 'Scap of Java'
  • Pan-galactic Gargle Blaster

Table blue

Current occupants of blue

User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk

Table chatter

Here you are, sir. Enjoy. -- 15:17, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Much thanks Arthur. My vision is returning. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 15:23, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Orders at blue

ZOMG Arthur - hair of the dog that bit me, and stat! Irish coffee and a handful of tylenol, s'il vous plait. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 15:14, 16 May 2009 (UTC) Served.

Hi Nutty, just passing through... Arthur, I'd like to place an advance order for a fifth of single malt Scotch to be placed at each table so that later tonight when I am table-hopping and you are curfewed I might maintain my inebriety. Thank you very much, ħuman 22:04, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

What's new Human? I'll be back here for a nightcap if Arthur sets out some peanuts, a deck of naked lady cards, a pitcher of branch water, and some ice. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 22:26, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Served.

Table six

Six occupants

SJ ^Debaser

Table chatter

Do you like fishsticks? SJ ^Debaser

Yes, especially the wild-caught haddock ones. I like to bake them up and put them on a toasted roll with cheeses and tomato sauces. Oh, and here we call them fish finger pies. In summer, and all. You still here? Oh, wait, I think my waiter is waiting at another table with what I was waiting for... ħuman 02:52, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

Orders for table six

A pint of unspecific when you're ready please, Arthur. SJ ^Debaser

Served.

Delicious. Thanks. SJ ^Debaser

Table invertebrates

Current inebriated occupants

Urp. Barthender? Schleropod? Might I have a refill of my ark pleez? ħuman 02:48, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

Table brachiation

...will result is a painful death

Here you are, sir. I am not liable for any damage on your part. -- 17:36, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

Here you are, human. -- 20:20, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

Ah, thank you very much. Mmmmm, this is good. ħuman 20:43, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm removing the bottom two sections. This place isn't a joke town, and the tables make it look classy. Also, it's my establishment so I make the rules. Just use a table to order. -- 20:53, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

Orders for spineless denizens

All of these, and a death stick or two. The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 17:33, 17 May 2009 (UTC) Served.

Drunk and Angry

Right, I am gonna tip the tables over, smash the juke and steal from the till. Im drunk and whacked on PCP and none of you cunts better get in my way. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 20:59, 20 May 2009 (UTC)