Difference between revisions of "Fun:Schlafly Quote Generator"

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|1=feudalism had no commuting, no "lay offs," no "offshoring", fewer heinous crimes like today, no widespread breakups of marriage, no same-sex marriage, no drug addiction, etc.
 
|1=feudalism had no commuting, no "lay offs," no "offshoring", fewer heinous crimes like today, no widespread breakups of marriage, no same-sex marriage, no drug addiction, etc.
 
|1=there were no significant Roman philosophers, and the reason is obvious: philosophy is the study of the truth, and Romans didn't even recognize its significance.
 
|1=there were no significant Roman philosophers, and the reason is obvious: philosophy is the study of the truth, and Romans didn't even recognize its significance.
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|1=there is a high correlation between belief in evolution and liberal political beliefs; that correlation alone demonstrates that evolution cannot be factual.
 
|1=I can tell with 95% certainty what your positions are on [[classroom prayer]] and [[evolution]]. The 95% confidence level is all that science requires. I know your positions with greater certainty than I know what the weather will be like tomorrow.}}<!--
 
|1=I can tell with 95% certainty what your positions are on [[classroom prayer]] and [[evolution]]. The 95% confidence level is all that science requires. I know your positions with greater certainty than I know what the weather will be like tomorrow.}}<!--
  

Revision as of 13:56, 16 April 2010

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"Anonymous User"(welcome and hello, but abide by our rules or else your account will be blocked), perhaps you mistakenly think this is Wikipedia, where censorship and deletion of pages for ideological reasons are common. Not here. I wasted time with your unsubstantial additions and it's the high word:substance ratio that characterizes the liberal every time, so clearly you're an Obama supporter. And you persist in denying the obvious truth that intelligent design prevents moral decay. Do yourself a favor and admit that if you don't know about animals fleeing to high ground before a tsunami hits the shoreline, then open your mind and learn about it first.And have you figured out how the city sizes in Australia compare with the U.S. yet?I've given you a very lenient block of only 2 hours. Next time it will be an infinite block if you engage in name-calling on someone's own talk page.--aschlafly 01:51, 2 June 2024 (UTC)

Explanation

The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them. Please add direct quotes—the more insane the better—but feel free to paraphrase if they don't quite work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, watch as Andy fails the Turing Test...
Talk page lacking that Schlafly je ne sais quoi? Try the SQG template!